>Live with mom to keep costs down during Uni (senior year) >Actually because dad died and all other siblings leave, don't want her to be lonely >For me, I want to be Jow Forums >Able to do workouts just fine, gains are going good >Notice diet is shit, eat out everyday at pizza palace, turning into a skinny sumo wrestler very fast >Tell her that I want to diet, and she should too >"Okay honey! Let's do our best" (grab some salad, meat, etc. from the local grocery store)
>Later this day >"Hey user! Lets go out to eat, I know you love that Pizza Palace" >Say no >Doesn't stop asking me out, despite telling her of our diet plans >Fuck this let's see what's in the fridge for today >Open the fridge >Half of it is high cal no feed shit >A quarter of it is diet cola >The last quarter is rotten
>The fuck, I just cleaned this shit. What happened to all my healthy goods? >"C'mon user! Pizza Palace!" >Hey Jude by The Beatles starts playing
fuck off you dumb nigger this isn't /soc/ go to reddit, nobody gives a shit
David Jenkins
your mom, like a vast number of people in western society, is addicted to high calorie foods.
She needs help and deep inside she knows it. Maybe you can guide her on her way to acknowledge and to accept that hard truth?
If youre asking us how youre supposed to manage not eating pizza everyday, then you also should take a look inside yourself to see if you can some self respect
Leo Murphy
Is hey Jude a meme or something now? Either way, I hope your death is as painful as john Lennon's is you faggot incel
I can try this. She knows as well as I do that eating out all day fucks up our bodies. I might as well buy a mini fridge at this point too.
Carson Cruz
fuck off xd
Anthony Miller
she's a gains goblin. talk with her and explain things, and try to make her diet better too.
Bentley King
How about you quit nogging you fucking nigger and actually participate in a thread for once. Or is your life so fucking bitter that you can only be a faggot?
lmao kys op, this thread sucks and you’re retarded
Brandon Hill
>Get a recipe that you know you and your mum will like >Get ingredients >"Hey mum, want to try this?"
When she realises it's fun cooking with you then she'll do it more often. Plus good bonding time. Slow and steady man, old habits are hard to break. Best of luck
Noah Brown
The only thing sucking happening in this thread is the ten cocks in your mouth Pepe-san. Delete yourself soon.
(You) (You) (You) B A S E D and R E D P I L L E D derail from CHAD himself!
(OP) (OP) (checked) (checked) (You) (checked) cringe and bluepilled jewish proxy-nigger samefag posts by OP the faggot
Julian Cooper
It's getting R E D P I L L E D by the looks of it
Liam Lopez
ironically kys means kiss in danish
Dominic Morales
nice
Anthony James
Jow Forums is leaking
Cameron Barnes
I think you mean Pizza Planet. Obviously meat & vegetables will go bad if not frozen or eaten within a couple days of purchasing it user. You need to buy your fresh food more frequently the day of or before if not put it in the freezer. Fresh chicken breast wont last as long as your chicken tendies. Tell your mommy that you want to be able to OHP her and if shes not going to help toss her out the window. This is a great opportunity to change yours & your moms life.
Easton Ward
Redditors are trying to upvote and downvote posts, let it go
