Deer jerky and jack daniels

>deer jerky and jack daniels

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At first I thought you were writing a letter.

user, you must be feeling pretty good right now, aren't cha?

yes yes despite wanting to die i am feeling real nice rn

>chicken and rockstar zero ultra

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Hey while you're out can you get me a strawberry arnold palmer thank you

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yes but only cause you got a pretty eyeball

>drinking Trash Daniels
Do yourself a favour and buy a bottle of Jim Beam
I'd rather drink straight Cosmopolitan than Daniels. At least i'd get wasted.

user please i love the smokey taste

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When I ate venison it tasted weird and I'm pretty sure I cooked it correctly, but it took forever to get pink in the middle. How tf are you supposed to cook it in a pan? I don't grill food.

GOD DAMN SMUG FACE HENTAI POSTER!!! GOD DAMN YOU!!

>eat alligator jerky
>ready wrapper
>contains beef

>i like drinking the most basic and blandest whiskey out there

Bet you mix it with coke like a proper tasteless redneck

ew no you stupid

>Have the same tastebuds as me so life is as boring and bland as possible
You've had too much to drink, user.

I do mix it with coke

I drink this plain though

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What am I if I like mixing balck label and redbull?

Pretentious hipster alcoholic

is this what pretentious hipster alcoholics look like

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shutup and drink muh jim bean

>Hunting season is next month
Can't wait to try out my new smoker.

that's cool but i don't wait for hunting season

yeeyee u own any property brother

yes!
the family owns lots and lots of pretty and quiet land

>ashley

good taste

why is jerky so expensive

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>not drinking trash
>hipster

Just because i don't want to drink tasteless liquor doesn't make me a hipster.

I enjoy mainstream drinks such as Jagermeister and Gin but Jack Daniels belongs to only one place and that's a garbage bin.

Besides if you want to drink mixed beverages mix them with vodka.
Premium foundation since it has no inherent taste.
Makes for the best cocktails.