YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME user

lots a money
like
trucks of them
even the trucks made of those sweet green bills

I wish to have my foreskin again.

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let me feel happy just once

Grant me ultra powerful, but fully controllable, telekinetic powers.

I wish to die in my sleep within 72 hours

Common thing to be Said on here but this still gives me feels

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SO BE IT
YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED

(((NO)))

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rip user, sad to see you go

OO OO OO!!! Can I have access to Tana Watch mojo's twitter?? I have some beef to settle.

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I'm still waiting for my money is this a scam?

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1 million $ or more on the next lottery draw

can confirm that I am now a being of absolute power, I will now begin my internal life as a trickster god

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Is Shenron the only cool wish giver? Seems like all the other ones try to fuck you over.

bank transfers may take a few hours, report back when you get it though

I want to be Jewish

And I just want Tana Doesn't know how to run an event's twitter to find nudes. Cause why the hell not? I'd smash.

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Will do. Keep the thread alive till then

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i wish you didn't make this thread

Oof got censored.

>(((NO)))
What did I do to you you shitty dragon? You suck at your job.

Nevermind had to put cursor over the text.

I want my ex GF back and to be happy again.

Hey! maybe we get our devices hacked, or maybe we might get what we want. Lets just give it time.

fuck off while you still can user

Kill the roasties

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And I know the feeling dude. I do. Stay strong user, it'll blow over soon enough.

i wish that whenever anyone tries to say the word blowjob instead they say blowdry and everyone gets really confused and everyone looks really stupid

There's the genie from Aladdin but that's about it

A gfor at least someone to like me outside my family

Burn all neurotypicals.

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gib wolverine powers so i can grow foreskin and outlive all these gay niggers

I wish for Victoria Dawn Justice to notice me right at this very moment and fall completely in love with me romantically and sexually with a desire to be with me as soon as possible.

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I wish to die. It's not like anyone will miss me.

Just take me out of this minor depression.

I wish I didn't use the first wish and then I wish again for less wishes.

Instantly transform my vessel/body into an adorable woman of my ideal appearance and traits.

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Kill everyone in this thread in an original way.

enjoy getting hooted and hollered at by niggers and yelled at for accepting "free" shit without blowing kisses and hugs

Give me that young Joseph Joestar body

I can live with that. I'd probably just be mainly a cam girl/shut in. Doing shit on camera that I would be normally doing anyway (masturbating and playing video games). Maybe find a cute girlfriend that shares my desires.

>Maybe find a cute girlfriend that shares my desires.
You want to find a cute lesbian girlfriend to make out with ... in front of men ... for money? I guess its not entirely impossible but still a retarded thing to want.

Commence instrumentality

blow this piece of shit planet up im tired of it

Well yeah, among other things (chill with/play video games). I don't find it foolish to desire to get money for doing stuff in front of an audience (on cam) that I would be doing anyway. Plus I'd likely never want for anything ever again. All I'd have to do is put something on an Amazon wishlist and someone somewhere would purchase it for me.

I dont need much, my only wish would be Can I ride over your head like Goku at the end of GT?

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>I don't find it foolish to desire to get money for doing stuff in front of an audience (on cam) that I would be doing anyway
Its easy money but it's not like there are a lot of lesbians who enjoy being fapbait for guys, that requires a level of objectivity and materialism that you don't find often in lesbian communities, i'm just saying your wish is basically "free attention and free things" and no self respecting woman of any persuasion would want much to do with you

Political change to punch crippled

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Power to mind control people

I want Jow Forums to dissapear.

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I wish for a kind loyal girl that cares for me and does not leave me when i act autistic

me too my nigga, me too..

All robots be happy

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that is very nice of you

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Billionaire or being 10 to 12 inches taller. At least then I'll be taken seriously by acquaintances when I do anything. Or Neet it out for the rest of time, impregnate some escort, continue the family name. Yadayadayada

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please bring my dog back to life she's the only thing that ever mattered so much to me

plz gf mr. dragon :-)