I am slated to live with 3 black roommates this upcoming semester in an apartment style dorm. I'm, of course, a shy pale white boy.
How do I make friends or at least get along well? Should I talk about hip hop or something? I listen to a lot of kendrick lamar and all that
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>I am slated to live with 3 black roommates this upcoming semester in an apartment style dorm.
You poor fucking bastard. Either commit suicide or move back in with your parents. I'm not even white and I'd never live in the same house with 3 black people.
Anyway, are they girls or guys?
don't do it dude. there's gonna be niggers hooting and hollering and being overly aggressive day and night. you're gonna be trapped in your room 24/7. they're not gonna respect any requests or accommodations that you offer. don't do it.
I lived with niggers in college and it never went over well.
I unironically hope they kick your ass. I roomed with this white boy in college and he was too big of a pussy to say anything. The guy would literally leave passive aggressive notes around the apartment when he had an issue.
get ready for prison-style rape user
Depends. If they're also attending college, then they are likely fine. If they are not, they are garbage to the end.
However, this is your best chance to get pussy if they are the latter. Don't blow it, kid.
Either stand up for yourself so they don't push you around, or apply for a room transfer. Alternatively, throw that boipucci
Wear a baseball hat backwards, greet them with a ridiculously complex handshake and yell YEAH BOIIII all the time.
Or just act like a normal human being and lock your door whenever you are not home.
Sounds like you have a sitcom.
They are attending college but their majors seem kind of meme-ish
Sport management (I don't really even know what that is desu)
Mid-level education (His facebook shows him working with kids and stuff. seems chill)
and Psychology (vague)
Assert your dominance by lighting a cross on fire in the living room on the frist day, also cut eye holes on a pillow case and put it over your head for maximum results. Trust me, they'll definitely respect you after that.
If they start to get rambunctious again just download a whip sound on your phone and whenever you're hanging out and there's a long silence play the sound and look at them straight in the eye with a blank face.
Good luck, user.
It's your destiny to become their token white guy
You better start memorizing them rap lyrics
this has worked for me every time
originally
start hinting that you like dicks
Yeah, I three black roomates, one hispanic and one white at a certain point. I was expecting the worst when they first me. But it was pretty good. We all drank together. They knew that I was socially off, but never made an issue of it. I'm sure they talked bad behind my back. But they never made feel like an outsider. I'm still not a lefty and I concede that there might be a genetic basis for the black's behavior. WIth that being said I would not be overly prejudiced they might turn out to be good guys.
Try talking about dragon ball to break the ice
My room mates were black and I am a white female. They are chill
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A Twig & Three Nigs
Just talk to them about whatever and ask them to help you get bitches. They love that game.
Start of, by watching the movie "How High". It will educate you to the ways of communicating with ghetto-niggers. Seriously though. Just treat them like you would any other person. Respect your limits and make it clear that you want them to respect them too. Like chill hours that being loud is not allowed, or your own space privacy. The usual stuff, if you ever lived with others except your own family. If they are being assholes, aggressive and abusive, just change room. Niggers should be housed with their own kind, imo.
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don't try to hard to be black or act like you know black culture. Just give them a basic level of respect and demand the same for yourself.
They will probably get you laid, but they will also probably try to get you to drink too much and get fucked up for the lulz. If they prank you, just prank them back. That proves that you're not scared of them.
Blacks don't really want whites to be scared of them, cause that's how racism starts.
>I'm still not a lefty and I concede that there might be a genetic basis for the black's behavior.
Jesus Christ...
Don't talk about hip-hop unless they bring it up to you, remain a shy pale white boy and simply bee urself.
Just stay cool and actually try to talk to them. You could have a wonderful friendship with them and possibly the best time of your life too. Or just mind your own business. Either way your a tankie faggot.
You actually have a decent chance of them being cool to you if you're the only white guy there. After all, someone is gonna have to talk to the cops when they inevitably show up looking for one of them.
Was kind of in a similar situation, blacks can be based if you don't make a fool out of yourself. One even set me up with a black girl when he found out I was KHV.
LMFAOOOOO white people are hilarious
Lmfaooooo same. I eventually just did his job for him and we didn't have problems after that. Lol the next year the white roommate moved out and off campus as soon as he looked me up on Facebook lmaoooo
Shut up boy! Go back to picking my cotton! While I make love to your nice chocolate women! While eating some nice apple pie
Don't just go up to them and be like
> "oh do you guys like hip hop?? M-me too! Kendrick Lamar, slaps bro!"
You're going to look like the 'whiteboi' who tries to hard to be cool.
Just play it cool, say hey, say who you are and go from there. If they say something about a topic you know about, throw your opinion in. You'll hear "What yo ass know about [insert topic]?" But it's not to insult you. That means they're a little curious about what you know.
Honestly, I wouldn't try too hard. If its 3 black tyrones, they're going to think you're a bitch and even if this 'if' assumption is not true like I said before: play it cool. No one likes someone who tries to hard to impress.
But! This is the route to go if you wanna befriend them.
Yes. Youre doing great.
If they are Haitian, they will be cool for the most part and even give you bud for free. However, do NOT expect them to wash dishes or clean anything at all and DO expect them to eat your shit whenever possible. ALSO they will have lots of family. Like fucking 2 kids and a couple of cousins staying over all the fucking time (unofficially of course).
I wonder if white people ever think what it's like to room with white people
Well? Go on, what's it like?
>Stock refrigerator with nothing but fried chicken, watermelon, and grapedrank.
>Plaster walls with posters of Stevie Wonder, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, NWA, Lil Wayne, Kanye, Jay-Z, Tupac, Biggie, MLK, Malcolm X, Louis Farrakhan, Colin Powell, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Barrack Obama, Bill Cosby, Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson, etc.
>Fumigate all rooms of the apartment with weed-scented cologne on a daily basis.
>Have a steady stream of loudass hardcore trap music playing on repeat 24/7 throughout the apartment.
>Only ever wear traditional black attire, such as sports jerseys, dashikkis white tank tops, loose baggy jeans, etc.
Do all of these things and you'll all be best kangz in no time at all.
>Pic related: OP 10 minutes after moving in.
>cook dinner for them, clean up for them, always be nice, maybe bake cookies every once in awhile.
pretty much just act so gay that they can't bully you, because they'll feel bad about it.
>try hard trying on blatant stereotypes as some sort of nigger bait (magnified if he's frat or has frat friends)
>tries a million different ways to create a situation where he can say nigga in front of you
>your race is Omnipresent in his mind so every single interaction has a distinct veil of at best what can be described as pandering at worst barely concealed Nazi resentment and passive aggression
>scared to behave like a normal person
>jerking off in the shower
>brings his white friends around to try and either use you for cool points or even weirder reasons but hides all women lmao
>terrified to leave room so you have to alert everyone there's a ghostly specter that's liable to do anything
>more passive aggression
>asks you to speak for all black people
>I'm not racist but
>barefoot disgusting smelly feet constantly for some reason
I could go all day
>implying chimps are """normal people"""
Nigga, seriously?
start lifting don't let the niglets take advntage of you, happens all the time in dorms
I'm a super racist; they will probably be very nice to you and fine with you being weird. Don't worry
Wh*te boi gon git raped. :|
would you say they are black people or are they niggers
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Sick burn Tyrone.
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>white boy
>3 black roommates
Migos feat. Post Malone ??
He said he's scrawny and pale. That's no Post Malone, that's Lil Dicky.
Black dude here, just don't come off as a kkk member or bring up politics, if they try to bait any dumb answers just try to deflect them.
Ask them about where they grew up and just explain you don't really talk much, so you just do your own shit.If they like you they will protect you like one of their own.
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Lmfaooooo
This worked for me in hs. Of course I actually liked Dragonball/DBZ
who is this chimp sympathizer, niggers are nothing but trouble
>obnoxiously play the same 17 chimp songs on a bluetooth speaker at full volume
>can never be at wrong nor have basic hygiene
>constantly spew chimp empowerment for basic tasks but is unable to name a black invention other then peanut butter
>if confronted main resolve is always violence or being a petty cunt ignoring all problems
>victim complex despite growing up the same way as other roommates and not in the projects
>complains about income inequality and the chimps being under represented but goes to class with hype clothes
>life revolves around his race and its victim complex
>picks up shitty business/art degree while complaining over chimps being underpaid and under represented
>cannot articulate in a conversation or option with chimp ebonics
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>nasty ass nails blacker than his skin
>nigger bait.
What is that?
>I hear this is what the blacks like let me go up to random black and start talking about said thing gee golly that'll work
Tyrone please go back to the cotton field you dirty spear chucking bubble lipped nigger
I hope you get burned at the stake by my fellow clan members you dirty negro scum. We will throw rocks at your tribe
I just left a living situation where I had 5 other room mates. Started out all white, slowly got one or two. By the time I moved there was only one white girl and she was dating one of the nigs. Worst fucking room mates I ever had.
Get out while you still can user.
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Stupid negroid scum, get back on the boat to see your tribe
Sports management is a real major/career (see: Jerry Macguire) but is possibly one step above PE when it comes to "easy jock majors".
Lock your doors and get a safe for your valuables. And bring Lysol before that black smell permeates everything you own.
The first time someone calls you a Wigger, kill yourself on video and post here.
>Stock refrigerator with nothing but fried chicken, watermelon, and grapedrank.
>>jerking off in the shower
Why is this a "White" thing? Where do nigs jerk off, in the cotton fields?
>>barefoot disgusting smelly feet constantly for some reason
> implying Negro feet small like strawberry ice cream?
Not him, but what you said makes no sense to me.
What he is saying is that rather than find something the black is actually interested in, talk about shoes and rap immediately because he is black.
Oh, okay. He wrote it weirdly and I couldn't decipher it.
>being so much of a faggot you are afraid of 3 clowns
>listens to kendrick lamar to boot
Well you would jerk off in common areas you sick gay porn faggoi
I thought people beat their dick in the privacy of their rooms.
Apparently not his room mates.
if youre going in with american black people, it'll be fun as fuck because youll become be one of their niggas. if its african black people, expect a week of suspicion and then friendly relationships and food sharing.
Try to be friends with them and score black pussy and n passes
find different accommodations idiot
>>jerking off in the shower
Why do white people do this? It's disgusting and you have other roommates.
You need to assert dominance like based Lao Yang. Here he is asserting it with the legendary Octopus stance.
This larp is really pathetic man. Everyone knows you're a sad little white boy trying to get attention, the only people who respond to you usually are newfags. Why do you keep posting this garbage? You make the old tripfags/namefag we used to hate look good in comparison. Just fuck off and die.
Don't try too hard lmao. They probably like videogames if you're into that shit too. Just be casual.
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