Time for a second draft of the Jow Forums Constitution

Since last time i made some stupid mistakes and had to hand over my position to a burger, we will have to write our Constitution again.

Rules:

Dubs - new article
Trips - new chapter
Quads - name of the Constitution

First trips are the name of the first chapter.

No article/chapter/Constitution name can be rolled for more than twice and you cannot roll for more than one article/chapter/Constitution name in a single post.

Always add an "if get" part to your post so we do not have to add things like "checked" to our Constitution.

Any article can be discarded if trips.

If the article you are suggesting contradicts an already existing article, don't post it or make it work with the already existing article.

Begin!

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All non-Americans must participate in the July 4th celebrations.

Lame is a whore

Frog posting is to be allowed.

Jow Forums is a zionist board

That's already true. Make it the preamble.

Oy vey

Every man on Jow Forums must say "kot" instead of "cat".

le dank forced face is the mascot of Jow Forums

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Minimum age to use Jow Forums is 100 years.

You must be 180 or older to post on this site

Ireland is a fictional country

two-digit dubs count
we are all now underage

The only quality posts come from former English colonies that aren't the US

>Egypt

cirno is gay and bad

The Constitution of Jow Forums

Chapter I

1.1 Jow Forums is a zionist board

Post more, faggots

1.2 Post more, faggots

1.2 - Satania is the absolute queen of bant

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Reroll and also forgot the / in Jow Forums

ssp is the best poster on Jow Forums

rerolling for this

kys faggot

C⌬©⍟ℕυͳ is the best poster on Jow Forums

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this

Now

Now!

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Goddamit

We must allow any right provided by this constitution to be subverted in the name of national security.

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Okay I give up, got things to do desu

rerolling for this

again

all users of Jow Forums have to order their pizza with paprika; no exceptions