Daily reminder autism is just character quirks and queer behavior and a blanket statement for such.
Psychologists invent new mental illnesses to stay employed because they're hacks.
The cure to autism is severe disciplining and military service.
Fuck you
You prolly think vaccines are fake too
>The cure to autism is severe disciplining and military service.
I'm in the military and it has not cured my autism at all. It's just put me in a job where everyone else is a normie and I have to try desperately to keep up with them and not come off as too much of a retard.
So far I haven't very successful.
Go back to your Sorrow TV and your Cuestar you uncomprehending low IQ nigger.
Anti vaccinists say it causes autism you dumb fuck
>queer behavior
Aint gonna have none of them queers in my house, nigger.
Who cares if you don't fit in you only need one person that thinks in a way you like to fuck them and get it over with.
Also not being a normie isn't a mental illness lmao
>queer = gay
Queer means weird you dumbfuck
Imagine having an ass where a brain should be, that's you.
>autism no reel
come the fuck on retard You know children can have physical defects, like those kids with lazy eyes or those split lips. Sometimes it happens to the brain, and so the person does not develop properly. It isn't just "personality quirks" or some temporary behavior but an actual fucking thing.
structure != discipline, only normies deem rigidity as negative
>he can't handle surprises
>he isn't good with social cues
>not empathetic
I'd rather fund the gay rape of an entire generation of young boys than this emasculated bullshit
Unless you have a chromosome disorder you're just a fucking clown getting used for shekels by psychologists
>Am a psychologist
Can confirm. A lot of shit that we say is wrong with you is just the normal stuff in your head that you (you) don't know how to deal with.
A beating has a time and a place but to say it's inherently evil is the most female claim ever
To beat someone to vent frustration is nigger tier
To beat someone because they're being a little bitch is what gave man the courage to fight on the beaches of Normandy
On a scale of 1 to 10 how dumb are the parents believing this bullshit?
it doesnt even have to be a beating, sometimes people wont acknowledge a position out of, what, disrespect? you just need to display strength as a representation to them that you value whatever point it is youre trying to make more than their peace of mind
>hmmm
Aspie here.
Autism is in fact a real disorder that isnt the same all around, but some things are consistent. There aren't many character quirks that make it so that I am unable to process information the same way anyone else can.
Autism has probably been around for a long time, but only now have we properly diagnosed it.
I don't think military service and beatings for stumbling would cure a permanent and incurable mental disease.
Fuck you too man. Fuck. You. I hope someone you care about dies the moment you love them the most.
>wishing death on someone's loved ones.
Huh I guess it's true that autists are unempathetic fucking psychos
If I ran this country I'd put you in suicide battalions and get you killed by insurgents first thing in office
Name 1 (FUCKING 1!) thing you cunts genuinely struggle with that isn't '' muh sperg outs''
The human brain is a complex organ, and so many things can go wrong in its development. For example, you're a retard. Autists are similar, their brains are not normal, you can't just brute force it anymore than you can make a person born with undedeveloped thumbs use chopsticks or some shit.
>I'd rather fund gay shit
I believe you
>getting offended
>using apu
youre not autistic, if you got a diagnosis you just got it because your mom got a free ride from it. you're just a shameless, low iq normalfag
Hi.
Is schizophrenia made up as well?
>and a mental illness for you, and a mental illness for you.. Oh and you too get to have a mental illness
Convince me this isn't a way to dodge the draft.
1 thing autists genuinely struggle with
You gotta try baiting harder, OP.
Not a psychologist.
Schizos hear genuine voices
Autism though is draft dodging : the mental illness.
Not sure about others
>I'm happy that there's something wrong with me :)
plenty of, probably most, of the people functioning in society who have a productive place are probably qualified as autistic, or disordered or some stupid shit like that. what makes diagnosed autists think their lack of function worth justifying
it's just a way for society to shunt the extremely unwilling back into their parents
>dodge the draft
What year do you think we live in?
As i already mentioned, my brain is mentally unable to process information correctly. I had a hard time in school because i didn't follow rules that didn't and still don't make sense.
Ive also developed depression as a direct side affect of aspergers syndrome. And no, "just cheer up" is not a fucking option when I seems that I don't feel emotions.
>If I ran this country I'd put you in suicide battalions and get you killed by insurgents first thing in office
Yes, of course, I'M the unempathetic fucking psycho.
I have a right to be offended because I was diagnosed with aspergers syndrome ( a form of autism) and because OP is wrong and insulting people with a disability they cannot control.
And I like that pic of apu. It's nice.
What year did autism get invented?
Just a way for them to get through life, the lazy motherfuckers
Back then it was the draft, now it's wageslaving
yes. schizos are just highly attuned to alien wifi mind vortexes and networks for consciousness trapping devices.
>believing that the military should be a daycare for autists.
You have all the answers
what are they symptoms of aspergers syndrome
>when were development problems invented
Over 1 billion years ago when some amoeba did mitosis and got a slightly different amoeba.
>autists are incapable of finding a productive place in society
>the military is desperate for warm bodies
sounds like a match made in heaven if you ask me
just because youre a fucking retard assburger doesnt mean you have to be so morally bankrupt that you are fine faking illness and suck from the tit of the tax base
I swear if you got a rough fucking beating you would quickly learn not to question the rules.
How the fuck do you think autists survived for so long?
They got their shins busted if they didn't follow da roolez
Spoilt bitches
Well atleast I'm validated
>let's get another supercarrier lmao
>what do you mean were the only ones building one?
>DUDE SPACE FORCE LMAO
you're saying what exactly?
You can just look up asperger's syndrome on google.
>instead of giving tards tax welfare, lets put them in the military where they will piss off their CO because he can't work with tards and so end up doing fuck all consuming military resources and then when they're finally discharged get a pension and a bunch of benefits anyway because that's how the military is
You really do have mental retardation don't you?
Whoa user you just scientifically said something and because I have no grasp of science I'll totally believe you
Only I do understand biology you fucking solpcist nigger and you said absolutely nothing
>i have a duty to myself not to expose myself as a fraud
God, you're so far gone. Serving in the military is an honor and it shouldn't be relegated to a daycare simply because you think they're better suited there.
:) no problem user
Down syndrome = chromosome disorder
Autism = ISTP personality
Idk about all that, carriers have been used for power projection by those who have it. I actually do support the Space Force thing, only because I actually believe it might reignite interest in space exploration.
Serving in the marines or flying a jet fighter is an honor. Being a combat vet is an honor.
Being infantry who fuck around as garisson in a afghani shit hole isn't an honour
No you retard. "High functioning" autists can and do serve in the military. The low or non functioning autists, the ones that actually would be exempt because they legitimately are fucking useless, are exactly that, useless.
SpaceX and Nasa could use the fucking funds way more than Blumpfs very own adeptus astardes
>Serving in the military is an honor
right, fuckin gangbanger hood rat marines are so full of honor. kill yourself
I gave you the exact answer to your retarded question.
But... Space Marines...
Wouldn't NASA be the ones doing that shit anyway? Most of the Air Force's projects and even some Navy projects had considerable NASA work put into them. And since it's not like funds actually go to the shit they're supposed to be for, NASA can still do it's nerd shit
Without the military you would have not speak English, but instead be slaves of a more dominant country. The military grants your freedom to complain about the military.
Even downies can dig foxholes, trenches and keep on guard
Downies or autists?
>i dont value the military history of the usa
wrongo bongo. autists being trained to kill would be a much better fit than recruiting baby daddies from downtown cleveland
>*sees enemies*
>does fuck all because dude I didn't know they were bad guys
Exactly why do you think it is a good idea to put the absolute most substandard people in the military instead of people actually worth a damn? Are you a chinese human wave tier strategist or something?
>autism isn't real, psychologists invented it in the 60s so their family can dodge the draft
>heh but have you considered Big Bang :)?
>didn't think so
Another victorious argument! You winz the interwebs!! >w
Like nost things overdiagnosed but real. Diagnoses are just common patterns and traits that interfere with functional behavior. No way it's a coincidence that thousands of people can learn to read at 2 but not speak until they're 10 years old.
Autists can do anything because they're regular humans
Downies can do simple tasks
Nigger are you implying downies are dumber than dogs? Even meerkats and birds know how to guard a post
>absolute most substandard people in the military
so it would be par for the course then? whats the big deal
Ah, I finally see. By that abysmally low Iq strawman, I see that you truly are a mentally challenged person who is struggling to cope and so choses to believe it simply doesn't exist. Ok kid, don't worry, you're normal. I promise you you are perfectly normal just like the other kids.
Well no shit, moron, they're going to be guarding their "Post" because their post is their fucking house. How're you comparing the simple brain of a fucking bird and meerkat to the complexities of the human brain?
>par for the course
I don't get it, are you shit talking our military while also glorifying it?
Despite the spew of absolute horse erupting from your throat, I agree. Autists are getting too much slack, based off of the shit I pulled in school. It isn't "they cant help themselves", we can. We just choose to do some bullshit stupid thing that is unjustifiable by any normal person. Adults should push young autismos to better themselves. So we are pretty spoilt.
Haha I can't wait to see this on r/greentexting or my favorite YouTube Sorrow TV!!!
Lmao Le big boy words '' strawman''
' 'red herring' '
>no argument still
Full on damage control now, I see. lel
Well the fucking downies house will be the desert village for that period of time and will be able to recognize and report threats
What do you struggle with in your daily life?
because I realize that if the military is reduced to hiring gutter trash, then they are in a bind and it would be worth the experiment of prying autists from their mummies and seeing what they could do with them
You literally just replied with '' mitosis'' when I inquired about the advent of autism.
I won't get into arguments with' '' '' people''' '' as slow as you
Autists do not have mirror neurons. That is the neurologic explaination for it. Fuck you too.
And if they fail to do so?
>Autism = ISTP personality
But I got INTJ...
My point was that it's queer personality traits
>what is the scientific method
>what are experiments
Depression. Scrambled thoughts swimming around my head telling me to abort life functions whenever im not on the internet or playing vidya. Habit of staying up till really early in the morning if I dont take my guanfacine. Completely unmotivayed to do anything no matter what it is. I dont find anything that fun anymore.
Just to name a few.
Either I am autistic or you literally just described depression and nothing else.
Do you want a nobel prize for that shitty experiment? Imagine all the fuck ups caused by this experiment.
>implying retards will conform to laboratory standards
Its incredibly unlikely theyre going to do that and even then, it only takes one retards screwing the pooch for nobody to trust them.
It appears that I did just describe depression.
Look up asperger's syndrome on google. There will be a thing there that explains alot of my behaviors, and it does list that depression is a common side affect.
^ What that autist said ^
either this is true or I've been misdiagnosed and lied to for my entire life
It seems so disingenuous when you tell someone to look for places away from you to see whats wrong with you.
>that if
why the fuck are we talking about ifs? The military is not in such desperate straits that we need downies, tards, and ultra autists.
Lmao nigger obviously you run aptitude tests first in a faculty before field testing them
If tards can't even take a simple test they shouldn't get taxpayer money
I don't pay for someone elses pets why would I pay for their downie
You fucking idiot, you think that a piece of paper is going to tell you whether or not they're going to be able to do a job on the field? A piece of paper isn't a guarantee.
We still need a way to get these leeches to work, what better way than the military.
If we eventually turn them into neat little cogs for war we might actually benefit from them
Less human casualties, more downies on the chopping block
Being here in this thread is exausting my brain. Combined with having to phone post because no pc. I'm done here. I'm going back to the autism planet in space.
You asked when it was invented. I replied to that question. It was not invented, any more than down syndrome or any other birth defect was invented. Next time don't ask stupid questions.
Im gonna find where you lived and give you an inoperable brain injury. Youll spend your life in blissful ignorance of being somehow even more retarded than now. Unfortunately for you, you are now on par with a dog and youll have no way to live unless your limited brain can somehow understand that MONEY gets food, do you understand that Timmy? Money. M-O-N-E-Y. You understand that? Money. Okay now say it with me.
Well I guess SATs, IQ tests, literally every test administered by professionals ever and the AVSAB are all worth nothing
you're not sick you're just an unbearable person. ten years ago you would have been bipolar, or whenever that was most in vogue
>We still need a way to get these leeches to work
what for? let their parents deal with them. It's their problem. Just ammend welfare, and then who cares what happens after that.
>what better way than the military.
Like I said, you need people with actual brains and skills to do shit. We aren't North Korea who needs to do human wave tactics, we can win on quality over quantity. Giving thousands of bucks worth of gear and training for something that has very little chances of doing anything is a retarded idea.
yes it is. autisms a spectrum, remember? im not talking about fetal alcohol looking fuckers and you know it
E U 'T H A N A S IA
or alternatively
A B O R 'T I O N
If the roastie doesn't want to do either of those, she'll pay for her tard and then make sure the tard has a nice warm home for when she's no longer around assuming the tard doesn't drown in a children's pool
>A piece of paper isn't a guarantee
When did I say that those tests were all worth nothing? And when is guarding a post within the military somehow equivalent to taking a test determining what school you're going to? Are you just pulling shit out of your ass to make yourself look smart?
Feel free to get gassed whenever you feel like it.
>Like I said, you need people with actual brains and skills to do shit
stop pretending compton niggers aren't populating the marines
>mil spends 5x as much for automatic transmissions now
>but its totally not because infantry is composed mostly of fuckups :^)
I agree with the welfare plan but putting lying autistic neets through the military and making them die solves one problem of ours and when they come back they will have been Chads who are responsible and shit
Way better than cutting welfare and seeing neets go on shootings out of rage
If I wasn't so fucking dumb and small and bad eye sight I would have joined the military when I was younger. Fuck you.
I'm a normally functioning human, don't see why I'd wanna end my life atm
If you can determine downies possess enough intellrct to recognize anomalies and think abstract enough to do guard posting isn't it worth it to try it out irl?
"high functioning autists" are, as the name implies, high functioning. It mostly impairs their social skills, the type of people that are incapable of understanding sarcasm and such, but it still lets them work and support themselves. They can even hold high level jobs, live engineers or accountants. You don't need to understand social cues and shit to get numbers after all. "Low functioning" autists are the ones that are tard tier. Those have no place in the military, unless you want to severely reduce effectiveness.
>Niggers
Niggers are genuinely a bigger problem than autists. But as stupid as niggers are, they can still understand orders and keep a functioning level of cool during times of stress, something low functioning autists cannot.
>lying NEETs
who are these people and exactly how are they a problem? If you take away their NEETbux they'll have to sort themselves out or die, no need to populate the military with shitty cowards. This whole "just man up" shit is retarded. Cowards are born, not made. Same goes for leaders and warriors. If someone does not have it in them, you cannot put it in them. Don't waste military resources and time on them.
>high functioning
>engineers and accountants
ok, what about the mid range? surely that is an immense pool of people who simply lack structure and are held back by a sense of lack of belonging
Not the other user, and keep in mind it's a spectrum, but it's hard to explain things to people, talk to and communicate with people, look at people, understand people, especially if they haven't or refuse to explain themselves properly or give reasons why for things. People don't make sense. Can't convey most of your thoughts properly to everyone but a few people. You move around a lot, for example I used to always rock my chair in classes and never realised it bothered people until years later, along with a bunch of other things I now realise were probably obnoxious.
You feel like you're one or two years behind everyone else, you're overly sensitive (or can be?), something that might not feel hot to one person felt like it was boiling me, you do things backwards (not sure if this is a trait but) in most things. I can't really think many examples even though this applies to lots of different situations that have happened, just someone or something happens one way and you end up doing it completely backwards from how it originally happened or was supposed to be executed. It's hard not to daydream for at least some period of time a day.
Your Military thing doesn't sound like a terrible idea, although one thing I've noticed with others who have been diagnosed a lot have other health problems physically and not just mentally like depression symptoms and stuff, for example bad asthma or bad heart pain/intense pain in some area that they have to go to the doctors for a lot.