>tfw no gf
Tfw no gf
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>tfw living with testicular torsion for the past 5 years without realising it
Haha
fuck off sadcunt
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>tfw 2 gf's
Why do everyone want girlfriends?
Im currently "dating" a girl but i dont want to catch any feelings.
I want to keep living solo.
Please redpill me on relationships.
I'm afraid I have this too. I've read that you can even lose a testicle.
I don't want gf. Girls poop, they have smelly asses, they also fart and they have weird fluids coming out of vaginas. I'm not gay, but I'm repulsed by all of this.
I would give my left nut to have a girl release all of her fluids in my mouth
>tfw no f
Fantastic rack right there.
Umpf.
I haven't had one in 8 years.
Haven't had a job in that long either.
>mfw 28
>tfw white guy with fro
>tfw I’m a walking black chick magnet
>tfw not really into black chicks that much besides a few
I’m really debating whether I should just accept my fate or actually try to go after my “out of league” gym crush.
>tfw 32 and never even held a girls hand
It sucks never having any female attention but its just the way the world works.
Not all of us are going to make it.
Death will release us all.
I could moan now, and share my feels.
But Im listening to euphoric hardstyle which keeps me sane.
And now I feel that one day I will be dead, and no matter if it happens after a happy life or a sad one...
I WILL be free. Feels cant have me forever. I will slumber one day and suffer no more.
No more will I strain myself to think positively.
No more will I try to approach one more girl thinking it would be different this time.
No more will I love people who dont love me.
No more will I ponder tomorrow and vex myself over the past.
No more will I pull myself yet another goddamn time, out of the gutter of sadness into the blindness of faith and optimism.
I will just take my leave. I will lay my weapon down. I will rest.
I WILL REST my friends. That much is sure.
> mfw I have a qt3.14 gf but this piece of teen ass is fine too
>tfw no gf but old gf from 3 gfs ago is now fuckbuddy
how do even find out you got it?
>growing mentally, spiritually alongside a nice girl
>experiencing new things together
>being with someone you're 100% comfortable around
>she helps you cook, clean, and garden
>you can show her all your hobbies and she'll always be impressed because she loves you
>having a lot of sex often
>potentially starting a family, fulfilling a primitive biological purpose. watching said family grow
what more of a redpill do you need
>went to wedding tonight
>absolute mega qt I worked with briefly years ago was there
>was also at a wedding I was at last year
>got on super well then, and tonight too, giving me lots of compliments, kept coming to find me to talk, dance etc
>pretty much perfect woman for me
>has boyfriend of 5 years
Fucking execute me. I'm going to be single forever, I came straight home after and am trying to lift the loneliness away ;_;
Because of work I live in Lima, Peru for three months. I get mired by girls on the street but I only want a white girl. So I probably stay solo and a have some nice sex. Most girls here never had a white dick and I have the feeling they all want one.