Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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>tfw living with testicular torsion for the past 5 years without realising it
Haha

fuck off sadcunt

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>>Jow Forums

>tfw 2 gf's

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Why do everyone want girlfriends?
Im currently "dating" a girl but i dont want to catch any feelings.
I want to keep living solo.
Please redpill me on relationships.

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I'm afraid I have this too. I've read that you can even lose a testicle.

I don't want gf. Girls poop, they have smelly asses, they also fart and they have weird fluids coming out of vaginas. I'm not gay, but I'm repulsed by all of this.

I would give my left nut to have a girl release all of her fluids in my mouth

>tfw no f

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Fantastic rack right there.
Umpf.

I haven't had one in 8 years.
Haven't had a job in that long either.
>mfw 28

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>tfw white guy with fro
>tfw I’m a walking black chick magnet
>tfw not really into black chicks that much besides a few

I’m really debating whether I should just accept my fate or actually try to go after my “out of league” gym crush.

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>tfw 32 and never even held a girls hand

It sucks never having any female attention but its just the way the world works.
Not all of us are going to make it.

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Death will release us all.

I could moan now, and share my feels.

But Im listening to euphoric hardstyle which keeps me sane.

And now I feel that one day I will be dead, and no matter if it happens after a happy life or a sad one...

I WILL be free. Feels cant have me forever. I will slumber one day and suffer no more.
No more will I strain myself to think positively.
No more will I try to approach one more girl thinking it would be different this time.
No more will I love people who dont love me.
No more will I ponder tomorrow and vex myself over the past.
No more will I pull myself yet another goddamn time, out of the gutter of sadness into the blindness of faith and optimism.

I will just take my leave. I will lay my weapon down. I will rest.

I WILL REST my friends. That much is sure.

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> mfw I have a qt3.14 gf but this piece of teen ass is fine too

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>tfw no gf but old gf from 3 gfs ago is now fuckbuddy

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how do even find out you got it?

>growing mentally, spiritually alongside a nice girl
>experiencing new things together
>being with someone you're 100% comfortable around
>she helps you cook, clean, and garden
>you can show her all your hobbies and she'll always be impressed because she loves you
>having a lot of sex often
>potentially starting a family, fulfilling a primitive biological purpose. watching said family grow

what more of a redpill do you need

>went to wedding tonight
>absolute mega qt I worked with briefly years ago was there
>was also at a wedding I was at last year
>got on super well then, and tonight too, giving me lots of compliments, kept coming to find me to talk, dance etc
>pretty much perfect woman for me
>has boyfriend of 5 years

Fucking execute me. I'm going to be single forever, I came straight home after and am trying to lift the loneliness away ;_;

Because of work I live in Lima, Peru for three months. I get mired by girls on the street but I only want a white girl. So I probably stay solo and a have some nice sex. Most girls here never had a white dick and I have the feeling they all want one.