What would you do if your parents bought you a ticket to spend some time at an oiled up sex party with some prostitutes?
What would you do if your parents bought you a ticket to spend some time at an oiled up sex party with some prostitutes?
Justin Morris
David Jackson
My uncle literally offered to do this when I first came out as trans. I was like unk WTF is the wrong with you?!
Elijah Mitchell
I'd spend some time at an oiled up sex party with some prostitutes
Chase Reyes
How do you think that would go for you?
Alexander Murphy
Based uncle. Origigi
Jason Thomas
I'd ask them why they're spending my student loan on that shit when it's all we have to keep us financially afloat.
Xavier Harris
say i'm gay and make them dissapointed
Wyatt Robinson
Why didn't you take the offer? Certainly better than dressing up like a woman like some faggot retard.
Christopher Mitchell
I would try to not masturbate for two days for maximum pleasure, comparing to my usual 4-6 times a day.
William Gray
>furshit on Jow Forums
Gavin Davis
>Furshit
>Homosexual
>Namefag but too lazy to figure out how to tripcode
Is this the worst poster on Jow Forums?
Anthony Adams
I wouldn't care about that because HOLY SHIT MY PARENTS ARE ALIVE AGAIN!
That's all I want. To see my parents again.
So I can apologize for being a shitty son.
Caleb Sullivan
Scalp it.
Dylan King
bottom middle one
Noah Russell
Jesus that's an ancient image.
Andrew Watson
>get confronted with not one, but several naked women again
>have even harder time maintaining erection this time around
>want to dive clams but many factors have contributed to being almost completely unable to get aroused anymore
>get laughed at by prostitutes and just go home sadder than before
Wyatt Anderson
Didn't expect to feel ITT
Adrian Stewart
Id laugh it off as a joke, cause I don't want to say I'm going, group sex makes me feel nervous hopefully have one to one and have a good time.
James Diaz
I don't feel anything anymore. I'm dead inside.
Jaxson Bailey
ehh idk I'll probably be busy shitposting here all week I don't think I can make room in my schedule
Brayden Jackson
>WTF is wrong with you?!
>is trans
He was trying to be a nice guy, you, on the other hand, are mentally ill.
Elijah Sanchez
I wish I had a hot mommy who could ride my dick until I'm milked dry and call me a good boy.
Ethan Campbell
>>get laughed at by prostitutes
what?
i dont think you quite understand the concept of prostitutes
they are getting paid to be nice to you retard
so no matter how stupid your acting or how much spagetthi your dropping
theyll keep being nice to u for the duration your paying them for thats their whole job