Is smoking the ultimate cardio?

Is smoking the ultimate cardio?

>Smoke a ton of cigarettes
>Breathing becomes harder, training becomes harder since you take in less air.
>Lift till you're Jow Forums
>Stop smoking
>instant improvement

Smoking should be mandatory to go to a fitness center.

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what the fuck

>radiation dose from tabacco is not a thing

>Stop smoking
>instant improvement
yeah dumbass your COPD will just vanish in an instant! thanks Dr. user!

>based

>not wanting to become a ghoul and live for 300 years

Smoking 1 cigarrette every 3 days has benefits

Is being fat the ultimate cardio?

>Eat ton of food
>Walking becomes harder, training becomes harder since you have to move more mass
>Lift till you are fit
>Stop eating
>instant improvement

You see, many brainlets are lean and living without smoking, but in reality, those smoking fatasses are masterrace, that are hiding their true level of strength

what benefits?
source?

(You)

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Kills cancer cells
Improves heart health
Heals cartilage and tendons
Makes vitamim C work better
Increases testosterone
Prevents from parkinson

Of course once you overdo it your benefits are cancelled

1 cigarrette a week is enough anyways

Also smoking for a long time and then quiting improves your lifespam

Come on, man, quit larping.

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>Opinions deluded troofers believe are facts.

You might be on to something there

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>>Breathing becomes harder, training becomes harder since you take in less air.

yea lol oxygen restriction leads to huge gains

I did this and before I even got to put the grass it leaked gas, my eyes, nose and lungs hurt so fucking much and

That's not drinking bleach
>drink a ton of bleach
>breathing becomes harder, training becomes harder since you take in less air
>kill a ton of fat cells
>stop drinking bleach
>you've improved so much that you can't improve anymore
Plus you'll never have to pay taxes again

Altitude training without the altitude, Ive been saying this for years
I credit smoking for my current dominant cardio

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This is actually the best way to get big calves. Look at Genova. Huge calves.

oxygenfags SEETHING ITT

this kek

I hit the Juul once a week on Saturdays

>2018
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

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>Smoking is only addicting to minors
>j-j-just smoke in moderation

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Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

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haha nonsmoking faggot

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T. Peat Gavel

>r. virgin

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>unironically being smoothskin in 2018
>ishygddt

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Im not against smoking, but it seriously is addicting, here in aus its currently 40 dollars for a 25g pouch, and rising. Gov fucking hates smokers, but i feel like murdering small animals when i have to go without those delicious tar sticks

Also now 21, been smoking since 15, bout 12 durries a day. I cough up phlegm, during exercise too. However when i started kickboxxing, i noticed my recovery was at least 3 times better than he non smokers. I wont wheeze or need nearly as long a break before more cardio as others.

If you said pure tobacco and not cancer sticks i'd be more inclined to believe you.

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