Fph/fps general

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Recently come to the UK and they are shit here. Glorified McDonald's.

Thanks anons, I might give it a try when I'm feeling brave

Im under the impression they purposefully put a scoop of fries in the bag before they put your actual cup of fries and burger in, just so that way the bag has this absolute greasy "im not good for you" look to it.

The food is good though, but it is really a glorified mcdonalds.

Are you retarded? Literally watch them prepare it next time. They fill the cup size you ordered, then they have a scoop, again based on the size you ordered, and dump said scoop into the bag with your cup of fries. It's literally the gimmick, fries on the bottom of the bag.

I've never seen a standalone Five Guys before.

Let's get this thread going with our favorite pig face, just to get our heart rates up: virgietovar.com/blog/im-a-fat-anti-assimilationist-no-im-not-sorry

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>promote that fat bitch
why?

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>Rachel Cook
>I want my future waifu to resemble her

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>bowl weighs 200 grams
>they obviously tared the scale
There, I did it so no one else has to.

>thin privilege is being healthy

I bet you eat your plate when you bulk too faggot

>FPH thread
>why hate on obnoxious fatties, better post a slim chick instead

So that's only 63g of sugar? Woah, imagine how much more 264g would be.
Btw, what does tare mean?

I bet you count the bar

Good genetics.

If I saw this happen I would literally replace every single dollar in that brave mans wallet

It means to zero out the scale so it doesn't include the bowl in the measurement.

youtube.com/watch?v=gyjjL0aB60w youtube.com/watch?v=7WMWGoIlaSo
In just a few years her voice sounds much older... Many of her family members is diabetic. How many years does Amberlynn have left?

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>Implying the bowl isn't made of sugar

>that ending

Flawless fucking victory.

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>big girl

Frog lady

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how the fuck is she so ugly? american dysgenics?

checked

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she looks abbo

I know shes fat but even if she lost weight she will always be unbearably ugly

t. that cheeky 38g of protein

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based Broncos slamming the fatties.

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Pure poetry :')

In n out is not good. It's cheap. I dont understand anyone with this opinion. It's basically burger king but jazzy
Inb4 muh secret menu...

Wow Tess is a real class act.
Just as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside.

Damn, you got me.

6 of those and you're set for the day.

If only we got this picture without the bowl taking up so much weight on the scale.

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Six of those and you're set for LIFE.

>in and out is better
>literal mcdonald's tier food is somehow better than quality fresh ingredients

Fuck out of here CaliCommie.

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Second

>anti-assimilationist
Is this person so retarded they dont know the fucking antonym for assimilation is segregation? Or is she playing off other retards that dont know that word?

Brotip: ask for your fries well done

or, just put the bowl on it before you turn it on

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>patricks leg

wtf I love oreo shakes now

Either you guys haven't tried it or you hate it only because everyone else talks so highly of it. Probably both.
It's undoubtedly a good burger. Not amazing, but good and definitely better than other fast food burgers. Great buns, fresh veggies, good meat and cheese. The only thing they don't get right there are the fries

Fuck you that got me gigglin

tastes amazing, massive portions, bit expensive though. def not glorified mcdicks imo

In n Out fries are objectively godtier you stupid fucking nigger.

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Good ass burgers, but expensive. The fries and shakes are good too. Get the cajun fries

who tf is this guy?
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>The only thing they don't get right there are the fries
Bait?

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Dont bother. Either their cucked by their blind love for their shit state, or got memed by the internet. In n out isnt anything to cream over. It's just an okay fast food burger for a decent price.
If I'm ever in cali I go to The Hat instead. Its objectively better

god tier bulking meal

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fuck you deep dish is fantastic you uncultured little bitch

deep dish is good
the cheese does NOT go on top

sod this, the sauce doesn't go on top i mean

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Hamplanets are getting trigger over here

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Can't spoiler, so open at your own risk

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fucking why boner

Some OC for you

>sister is bio-engineer that installs pacemakers and checks on patients afterwards
>she has a patient that weighs 500+ lbs
>she is there when patient is being cleaned
>the nurse scrubs between the folds
>what is this?
>nurse pulls out a full sized pickle from her stomach pannus
>it was probably a cucumber when it went in

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Another one that's not for those with a weak stomach (her is obviously too powerful)

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>as a vagina owner myself

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I'd plow her in both photos desu

>Implying an obeast like that would ever sully themselves with a fresh vegetable

Absolute unit

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I just feel bad for people that are this stupid

im confused why is there just a picture of a bathroom?

This, I can't even believe how transphobic she is being, acting like woman must have a bejava in fucking 2018

They aren't, they know they are extremely unhealthy and likely to fall over and die any minute, and try to project it onto others who have a strong enough will to self regulate like a genetically fit human being. Natural selection at it's finest.

>rice
thats where all the calories are coming from

can it even be synthesized artificially

There can't be more than 200kcal of rice in the men's.

It's being made with bacteria right now

good, it's evolution taking care of the problem

Well the grease is from 100% beef and peanut oil for the fries so... if you don't want to eat animal fat then avoid meat I guess.

>don't want to eat animal fat
forgot to say no homo m8

Isn't Colorado the fittest state in the nation?

>FAT IS BEAUTIFUL
>GAWD IM EMBARRASSED TO STEP ON A SCALE REEEEEE

OH SHIT

Bitch ain't skipping leg day.