She breaks into your house and tries to rape you

I'm not /NoFap/ enough to be raped by her so...yes?

milkies

you have to be 18 to post here

You have to be a nigger to post here.

anavar

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horrifying

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>tries to rape me
>dick doesn't go up
>she leaves sad
a woman can't rape a guy if he doesn't have an erection

how much bjj would i have to learn to defend myself from these cock-hungry fem-ogres?

>implying Cris Cyborg couldn't beat up some skeletal manlet with no training
Most women lose to most when, but don't act like there aren't outliers in both directions.

lol nice gyno fag

Unless shes got a wooden peg and is ready to go in dry fucker.

I bet you get wet real fast when the blood starts seeping out.

Then good luck not getting a prostrate-slam boner.

Then she rapes you anyways.

Point is - work out.

Guess I'll play along, but with face, she'll have trouble getting more than a semi.

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I'd rape her back, no one rapes me without my permission.

I haven't had sex in years. Why would I even try to fight back?

>tfw no jiujitsu gf to rape me
how do I make it bros?

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>Are you Jow Forums enough to fight her off?
please, you just need to be overly eager to be her boyfriend and she'll run away

Joke's on her, I can't get it up.

>Implying.
I'll have her face down ass up babbling incoherently and her cum dripping down her shuddering legs while I abuse her once tight snatch with my nearly ten inches of cock.

"Who's Daddy's good little slut" as I grab a fist full of her hair

Yep, she been using Var for some time.

>breaks into my house
The police wouldn't even be able to break into my house without a battering ram, this place is a fort.
>tries to rape you
How? I know gun-fu.

You have to not consent for it to be rape

I switch my angle using super footwork and kick out her legs while avoiding her ground game after, we fuck

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post more martial arts deltfus

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Any girl trained in martial arts could win in a fight.
Any girl can beat your weak,wimpy ass in a fight.
Kys you disgusting faggot

Being the god emperor of manlets (5'3) i'm secretly hoping that a qt amazon pins me down and starts playing with me

does kung fu beat gun fu?
didn't think so faggot

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>I'll have her face down ass up babbling incoherently and her cum dripping down her shuddering legs while I abuse her once tight snatch with my nearly ten inches of cock.
>"Who's Daddy's good little slut" as I grab a fist full of her hair
Yea sure you would you tiny dick fatty.

But your argument is that girls can't win a fight, and they can use guns too.

found her

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Watch and learn faggot. Army bitch boasts she can kick any marines ass boxing. So they let her try...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=rRfCpQx_FDE

Hey I'm not fat.
I'm bulking.
And my dick is unironically huge.

Nice, too bad i don't live in the us of a

pfff. I bet these poser bitches can't even do 1-finger pushups.
girlswithmuscle.com/964041/

Gross, she couldn't take me.

>Fatkenzie Dern

No thanks, I don't think you guys realize what she looks like when she walks around. I was somewhat disgusted when I met her. She was doing a photo-shoot for God's sake.

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bench 315 for 69, what a sly chick

What is up with the people who constantly post the chick on the left?
It's all larping dykes who're turned on by the obvious steroid abuse induced dyke gut right?

>tfw no shaolin kungfu gf
Why even live

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>people think this is real

>your average Jow Forums autist

>does kung fu beat gun fu?
>didn't think so faggot
Your fat fingers can't operate a firearm you faggot.
Also, she'll beat your ass as easy as a 12-year old will beat your ass.
Just standing up gets you winded. You are worse that boogie when it comes to being obese. Give it up fatty and just kill yourself

>Implying Cris Cyborg is a woman.

At best, she's male (female). Just as some guys are pathetically weak and feminine, some girls are outliers too.

It's Jow Forums, user, people get completely fucking apeshit retarded when they can't generalize everything because real life isn't fucking World of Warcraft.

>people wish this were real

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All that kung fu stuff is a meme

She's a roided monster, so she's definitely weak as fuck.
>b-but muh black belt
Doesn't mean shit unless she has been in real fights and won against stronger opponents, which she obviously hasn't.

Take me mommy

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>He found me out!
>Better call him an autist!

Fuck. He found out about the dyke Illuminati that’s plotting to take over the world by posting a picture that apparently only you have seen. Jesus Christ you’re a retard. Jow Forums has no women, how many lesbians do you realistically think post here?

>a lot of women

Disgusting

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>those obvious lies
The marines would take up so much of her time she'd maybe be able to do one of those hobbies.

>been so long cant remember what sex feels like
i'd just let her do it desu

You have any idea how embarrassed you should feel right now you stupid bitch.
That broad has been shit spammed in nearly every fucking Jow Forums thread we've had for years now.
There is nothing hot about it at all. It's just there.
I asked a simple question and your stupid ass flew off of the handle.
Wait?
Did I hit the bullseye?
Did it hurt?

1) I have a penis
2) what bizzaro board are you going to where this is posted in every thread? This is the first time I’m seeing it

What kind of delusions do you have where you believe your “autistic horny dyke theory” is correct?

>>She breaks into your house and tries to rape you
>Are you Jow Forums enough to fight her off?
Easy, I say there's a steroids testers in my house.
No need to fight when you have a good brainblast like that.

Whatever cunt.
Go sit in the stupid corner.
You've been exposed.

I’m actually worried about your mental health, user. You should go see a doctor about your dyke related schizophrenia/paranoia. Was your mother a carpet muncher?

>Implying it is possible to rape the willing

Why are you still replying to me?
Did I hurt your feefees that fucking bad?
You're making yourself look bad and making everyone wonder why in the fuck you're so defensive you silly bint.
The fuck are you even doing now?

Because I want to see if I can bait you into revealing what other batshit things you believe

she ends up on the stomach while I ride her to her nth orgasm.
youtube.com/watch?v=7Dlm89KFh6o

Hmmm.
Okay.
We never went to the moon, and we'll never go to the moon because the technology to do so will not be available to us in even our great great great grandchildren's lifetimes.
OOGA BOOGA.
No but seriously, go on. You've lost this fight.
Go on
Scat.

>camp followers
>martial artists
Come on m8

Are the dykes responsible for that too?

Bro my fantasy is for a woman to rape me. Oh my fucking god...

My nuts would be drained.

LMAO at all the asshurt roasties in here. It will take you at least 10 years of martial arts and an anomalously high test score for a woman just to be able to beat up guys like this user

Yes they are as a matter of fact.
And stop posting the huge gutted bitch over and over again. She's gross.

I’ll send out the memo, chief

>does kung fu beat gun fu

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>that goblin face

Dios mios...

>she
suuuure

You suck at Photoshop.

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I love her

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It’s real

Just khabib her ass

My disdain for chestlets would not allow me to get an erection.

Well, when you put it that way, it's not really rape anymore

I’d legit try to get her pregnant

wrong I've never rolled (bjj) with a girl I could not mog, they are seriously much weaker

I think she’d get you pregnant

>death by snu-snu
I'm ready

>Am i Jow Forums enough to pull a trigger

Is this a trick question?

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I really like your post user

I'd pretend to fight, she seems to be into struggle fucking.

Ugh. It'd probably feel good though so I wouldn't even try.

Thanks.

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If she's under 5"8, yeah. I'd simply be too tall for her to reach me mwhahaha.
>then she gets me in a corner
Well fuck.

I wouldn't want to fight or be raped by John Meadows

Maybe just pick his brain for an hour or so about targeting my problem areas

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