Roastie attempts suicide, fails, gets face transplant, becomes forever alone meme

>'I get a second chance at life': Suicide survivor who shot herself in the face becomes youngest person ever to receive a face transplant at 21 in historic 31-hour operation
>Katie Stubblefield tried to take her own life in March 2014 with a rifle
>At 18, she shot herself in her brother's bathroom in Mississippi after she'd endured months of gastrointestinal operations, her parents both got fired, and her boyfriend left her for another girl
>She was transferred to three hospitals to stabilize her condition
>In March 2016, she was put on the transplant list; in May 2017, a face was available
>On May 4, 2017, Cleveland Clinic surgeons gave her the face of mother-of-one Adrea Schneider, 31, who died of a drug overdose
>The surgery was the longest face transplant ever performed, and Katie is the youngest recipient
>Now 22, Katie is recovering, learning Braille, and hopes to become a suicide counselor

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6059273/Suicide-survivor-21-youngest-person-receive-face-transplant.html

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Lemme guess, the only reason this thread was posted was to laugh at a beautiful woman losing her beauty.

Am I right?

How do you fuck up shooting yourself.

Now here is a question. Having known that she was pretty would you want kids from her?

>pic related
>pretty
Jesus, talk about low standards. She was 6/10 at best then.

meanwhile this chad goes out in style in the most kino suicide, women are truly worthless

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It's happened. There was a man who committed suicide years ago. He had to shoot himself multiple times as he was still conscious and had to even use his feet to shoot again, apparently.

for me, it's the McShotgun Helmet

Yes, of course you are right.

This is a decent plan to get genetically good offspring.

But let's face it, we all know she'll never settle for anything other than the Chad her ex-boyfriend no doubt is.

>Face was available
You what

Ummm last time i checked she is not in a position to be picky.

The cyberpunk dystopian future is now. Can't say I care too much about the current aesthetic tbqhwyfl

Her side-profile looks even more tragic.

I couldn't imagine ever finding happiness again after coming out of surgery looking like that, to be honest.

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I think converting to fundamentalist Islam is probably their best bet at this point.

Just remember this little gem it's a real hoot

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You people really are sick laughing at a suicide survivor whose life seemed hopeless to her

>"But let's face it"
kek

I bet she squirted liquid shit on Chad's dick

Much easier than you think, probably she just shot her face off and missed all the important bits in the brain stem. This can be because of using a low caliber shotgun, or simply not knowing where to aim or how to pull the trigger on an unwieldy gun at the same time/twitch at the same time/not putting barrel into mouth etc.

That's what I'm saying. This thread's an example of when inceldom goes from pathetic to downright sick.

fuck off loser lmfao

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it's pretty funny though

bakadesu

>live in america
>life is shit, decide to end it
>government seizes your body and keeps it alive
>state finally figures out how to monetize and propagandize your corpse
>hire expensive doctors to stitch the face of some AIDS whore onto you
>you are now blind, ugly, a prisoner under the surveillance of mental institutions, and several tens of thousands of dollars in debt
>literally a slave, worse off in every way than before
>doctors cash out fat checks and hospitals use your defigured face as advertisement
>land of the free fuck yeah!

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J-U-S-T-I-C-E!

she is blind, so she will probably find a blind dude to marry.
holy shit that face though

>I'm a lonely robot can't even get looks match since all women date up
>see pretty girl
>6/10 at best
oh yeah women and their standards

Can she get more cosmetic surgery down the line?

Look kid iv been in hopeless situations before back 2013 i was in such a state i just wanted to end it

I kept thinking
>> hey I'm going to take the biggest and meanest looking kitchin knife
>> and go into the woods out back

I had it rough looking back now at it I realise it was not all bad

And yes I still have those dark thoughts

But hey half the shit she went though was kinda lame so her loser of a bf dumped her

Now she gets to spend the rest of her life like that

Back you go, back to ribbit. Why would you insult this someone simply because shes been through a lot.She most definatly is less good looking then the average women and is not the diametrically opposite to a "roastie". I hate you incel, coming on to this site after your r*ddit sub got banned.

She's already married.

Oregano

Couldn't believe she hadn't finished the job until I read the Braille part.

Still impressive feat of medicine.

Holy shit. Jow Forums is in chronic summer mode.

Do you have any idea where the fuck you are newfags? FUCK OFF.

>All these whiteknight faggots ITT

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Man kills himself
>fails with first shot
>well shit
>shoots again
>nope
>eventually manages to finish the job like a man

Woman attempts suicide
>absolute failure
>blows her own face off
>with a Fudd rifle
>somehow treated to a face transplant
>probably because woman
>I want to be suicide counselor now
>5 years from now
>found vegetative swimming in her own excrement after overdosing on pills

Yes, we're on r9k, not b, edgelord.

probably a good thing she's blind

She looked like a fucking balloon then already. Plus that potato nose and wide mouth.
I am already dating a girld that is much prettier than her with an awesome set of boobies.

First day on Jow Forums kiddo?

Plebbit is that way -> /trash/

huehuehue what a sad cunt, not even a roastie hater but i just fucking despise stupidity and i love to ridicule people who do shitty things to themselves

>Katie Stubblefield tried to take her own life in March 2014 with a rifle
She has more balls than most of you pathetic incels

this holy shit, she already wanted to die and now her life is worse just fucking kill her
thats the worst possible thing trying suicide and being kept alive feeling all this pain

Hurr durr I'm being edgy! Le Jow Forums is the dark side of the internet only elite hackers and outcasts allowed!!! xD mom's gonna freak! We r legion xDDD!

I want newfags to fuck off forever.

yes it's very funny

Hey at least I don't look like I fused with a potato hahahahaha

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>stop laughing at the poor female
What makes you think any of her reasons for suicide were valid beyond
>waaa Chad dumped me

agreed
these people are reprehensible

I on the other hand am a consummate gentleman
supreme in fact

You people are no better than those who bullied you, if fact you're worse. You reap what you sow, remember that when your committing suicide.

still has more SMV than me.

The fucking irony!
you told me to KMS and called me a loser ect after I called you our for
>tripfagging in a SUICIDE GENERAL THREAD I made.
you are such cancer roastie holy shit

You come here and call robots losers ect, you need to leave
PIC RELATED LELELELELELE

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wow epic meme
The irony is that you're no better than whiteknights. You're just the opposite side of the exact same flaw, caring waaay too much about women.
>stop laughing at the poor female
If you reread my post you'll realize I never said that, you're the one obsessing over the fact that she's a female.
>after she'd endured months of gastrointestinal operations and her parents both got fired
You skipped right over those, all you saw was a girl who had a boyfriend and you went full retard. If you've never felt the suffering of gastrointestinal health issues you can't really understand, but I assure you she was probably seriously in pain, like actual physical pain. The fact that she actually went through with trying to kill herself shows she wasn't just attention whoring. If she'd tried some lame method to I might see your point, but shooting yourself in the face is typically a genuine attempt at suicide. There's nothing funny about this in my opinion, it's just really fucking sad.

You're such a fucking faggot, user. You're not cool for being an edgelord, you're just immature and pathetic. You lack the ability to think critically. I wish you would go kill yourself

I can tell you've never been physically disabled or suffered in life. Fuck yourself.

ooga booga loofa snoof

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Realy you think so

Shes the one who tried and failed and now looks a cauliflower
What was the trigger the painfull operations, maby mom and dad out of work, maby or chad walking in out on her in her hour of need most likely

But then again i think i got balls when i was out work my dad in hospital killing my self is all i could think of

I had no one

Hey just remember 1 man successfully ends it every 30 seconds while 5 out 5 women manges to screw a smiple thing like ending it in that amount of time

All tripniggers should be lynched. I will laugh at your broken, mangled corpse.

>has family
>has boyfriend
>is young
>still attempts suicide anyway
>fails because woman
>gets new face, but medical science is in its infancy
>face is ugly as fuck

Start the clock on the next suicide attempt.

Never trust a roastie's assessment of other women. They don't know shit.
My sister once saw a victoria secret catwalk show and described them all as "meh," but every one in the room knew it was sour grapes.

I said this to the other user but how many of you continue to ignore the
>months of gastrointestinal operations That's not trivial, at all. That alone counts for more than anything else. Her boyfriend broke up with her, and both her parents were unemployed. Try to have a bit of empathy here, she was probably suffering very real physical pain, and if you aren't aware, in America those operations aren't free. Her family was probably spending tons of fucking money or maybe even going into debt because of her health problems. She was 18 years old, so I think it's understandable that she lacked the insight or perspective and probably felt genuinely out of options in life.

>but some people have it worse and they didn't kill themselves!
You can always find someone who had things worse, but you guys keep trying to act as if she had no real problems and I think that's unfair.
Pic related

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>tried to take her own life with a rifle.
Any rifle that takes a .223 mm round is not a real rifle. If that roastie shot herself with a real caliber round (7.62 mm) the exit wound would take off half of her entire head.

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She's blind so she doesn't really know how ugly she is

I used to have an entire folder like this, but I guess I'll just post this polar bear and lurk.

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>fails even at killing herself properly when there are at least a dozen good as guaranteed methods readily available
yeah I think she deserves it

Stop it. You're trying to make me empathize with pain, but I have learned the only way to cope with pain (both my own and other people's) is by laughing at it.
Yes, I know its not appropriate, but its the only way I am able to stop suicidal impulses.

What's the best way to shoot yourself? Barrel pointed at the temple, or in the mouth?

Her boyfriend dumping her doesn't matter since she undoubtedly had hundreds of orbiters on the sidelines and a backup man as all women have.

She was 18 and easily could have made enough money camming and even make a fortune escorting. She had many many options like all women have.

google desu origimo

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>Still looks better than half of us, in the cesspool board.

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You clearly are lost, if you think Jow Forums isn't just as edgy as /b/ was.

Your standards are too high. She was an easy 10 in that particular picture.

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>Her side-profile looks even more tragic
That is was before she got a nose and cheekbones molded onto her face.

>"kid"
>reddit spacing
I understand your thoughts of suicide. I would've done it a long time ago, if I were you.

>women can't even kill themselves properly

This is one of the reasons why modern America is shit. If I found my sister on my floor missing her face from an obvious suicide attempt, I'd let her bleed out before calling the sicking EMTs on her.

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I tried, but I all I could find were normal fags acting like therapists, instead of asking the question.

Since that didn't work, I came to Jow Forums, where anons know everything about the different ways to kill yourself.

>phycally disabled or suffering in life
I'm pretty sure those are requirements for accessing this board.

check out lostallhope.com

You sure she would even be able to OD correctly?

>lostallhope.com
>Jow Forums
The difference?

We all know within 5 years there will be an article telling us about how far she has come and how strong she is by that time she will have a husband and child who loves her for who she really is
screencap this

In your mouth, arched away from the back of your head pointing outwards. The ricochet of the bullets will kill you instantly

Yeah. Statistically that's usually how it plays out.

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She obviously flinched, plenty of male identified persons do the same

Ok tripfag 114514

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If I could avoid all parental responsibility, sure. I'd basically have my white genetic offspring raised by her Christian parents. It's a pretty good deal.
It'd have to be artificial insemination, though, considering I don't think I can work with that level of butterface.

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Make hot girls fuck us if you find it so corrupting.

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one actually has good information in the form of a website and the other you risk listening to retards

dude scroll up man, that trip fag is screencapped telling a guy to killhimself and how he is a loser.

>raised by her Christian parents
They are unemployed dead beats that are fucked with debt and live in a trailer park. Did you read anything?

fucking retard lmao

I dont understand. if she was suicidal before while being cute and having those problems she had, how is she not suicidal now, being blind, which is much worse than all of the problems she had before, combined?

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>She most definatly is less good looking then the average women
I was referring to before the suicide attempt, autist. She was an archetypal Stacy then.

>I hate you incel, coming on to this site after your r*ddit sub got banned.
I'm never going back, faggot. Go back to cripplechan if you hate me so much.

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what are they going to do, let her die?
Taxes aren't going to pay themselves, goy.

>when roastie gets toasty

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>Hurr durr I'm being edgy! Le Jow Forums is the dark side of the internet only elite hackers and outcasts allowed!!! xD mom's gonna freak! We r legion xDDD!
Well what is Jow Forums to you if not this? I place to post your traps, waifus and gay/boring greentexts?
Fuck that, I'm here for edgy shit and I'm 23.

From what I read they were decent people than ran into a bit of bad luck.

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She is strong to endure this, she can touch many lives in many ways still, but sorry, personally I would rather be dead.

Reminder that suicide is illegal because it's destruction of government property, which is why doctors are legally required to keep you alive no matter how much your quality of life will suffer.

She was a solid 7 you nigger. Most men would smash no questions asked.

>She is strong to endure this,
Strong for what? Her suffering is meaningless.

>she can touch many lives in many ways
How?

Is it even possible to fuck up at suicide if you shoot yourself right at the head?

Face transplant methodology and outcomes really aren't there yet are they.

Can there not be like a combined therapy using plastic surgery and grafting from a donor face, or does it take a mixture of technique and artistry from the surgeon and that's just rare?

Ghost in the shell bodies when?

>all the brainlet normies using this for lookism shit

lol