Having some chat with murrican on Steam

>having some chat with murrican on Steam
>he realises I`m from RF
>OMG DUDE COMMUNISM LOL BALALAIKA PUTIN VODKA KALASHNIKOFF HACKERS SUKA BLUAT :D
My fellow americans.
Stop doing this.
Please.

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Many americans are kind of annoying, unfortunately.

>playing video games
i think i found the root cause of your problem

You too faggot

SHOT OF VODKA
THEN EAT A PICKLE

Americans are annoying in that sense, they have this idea of "banter" that is revolting. They're so bad at it, yet love doing it, so they jump onto stereotypes all the time. I have yet to see an American, online, making fun of me for anything else than where I am from. I have played with many ethnicities and some were throwing some nice banter at me, but Americans are simply cringy.
>lol leaf, xD epic trolled

a fucking leaf

See, that one could have been funny, as it is a good display of irony. However, it was so easy and obvious you should have kept yourself from pulling it.

Cyka blyat

aww whats the matter?
this is what your retarded brethren were doing for years.
Take it, bitch.

Stop showing up in all my ixquick searches with shady random sites that try to download god knows what onto my machine.

>North Americans
>Banter

Between the abhorrent leaf posting and standard newfaggotry from most US posters, I can safely say that only Australians should be allowed to shitpost.

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>COMMUNISM LOL BALALAIKA PUTIN VODKA KALASHNIKOFF HACKERS SUKA BLUAT

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dios mio... la hoja sucia...

Call him a fat cheeseburger

you too

What, you want to be hated instead? Be thankful of that wannabe Russian Boris for setting up a vast majority of Russian stereotypes on the internet now.

Suka bluat rush B :DDDD

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Comment on FOX news post on FB.
>OMG COMMUNIST SPY KREMLIN GOBLIN GARGLE GARGLE
Please stop, Americans

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>Someone picks at your country
>Come to Jow Forums to bitch about everyone in that country
You really should learn how to handle things a bit better.

pizda

Retaliate with
>OMG DUDE BURGERS FACEBOOK HOLLYWOOD NIGGER SHIT IN WALLMART

Every country has its own share of morons. What's your point?

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kek get trolled hard you cyka bastard

The one you should be telling to stop is that "life of boris" vlogger merchant.

>OMG BRO CAPITALISM LOL BUGER NIGS TRUMP SCHOOL SHOOTINGS FST PEOPLE MURICA

americans are so cringeworthy. their sense of humour boils down to "lol i can badly mimic your accent xD"

its okay, have some bagged milk fren.

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That's ten times better than playing CS:GO and hearing RASHH B PUTIN STRONK AMERICA U DIE PINDO PINDO PINDO

those are all pretty friendly stereotypes the equivalent of acting like an american is a redneck or cowboy

Like you dont do the same thing.
Everytime i speak english on eu west servers in dota im a stupid amerikanski burger capitalist dog etc pp.
If i say im german its all 1945 gitler kaput etc pp.

If russians write russian on non ruskie server i mostly just say "i dont speak communism" and mute them.

#MeToo

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>playing video games
>not a manchild

Pick one

We have our share of morons oblivious to anything other than what the news tells them like you do, the difference is we have 330,000,000 people so more of them just happen to be here

The problem is gaming “culture” has gone mainstream here thanks to the Goy box and the PS4, so some of those people find their way onto steam. I’ve encountered people on TF2 who think my Pony Porn spray is too much and still get shocked when I call a spy a “French nigger” In chat, it’s surreal man. Thankfully the PC world isn’t full of these people so it’s still a rare occurance for me

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americans are essentially children. like infant children. i don't know why would you try to communicate with them, but if you absolutely have to, do it slowly, patiently and keep to the most simple words in your vocabulary, like you would do with a child

Get your leaders under control
You don't even have shame
You're like a retarded child who has shit running from their pantsleg
Is it your turn to suck PUtins' balls today, or is it your mom's?

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Not political, take it to int or bant.

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You have shit running down your pantsleg
Snot running out your nose into your mouth
>requests no one tries to clean you up or even point out you are spewing shit and eating snot
Get a grip on yourself

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don't bother. most americans don't understand anything you say, even if you spell out every letter. i've had better conversations with female indian customer service reps than any american i can think of. i don't know what the fuck is wrong with americans. they are all irreparably retarded somehow.

americans might not have the best banter, but they have really wild stories to tell

>french nigger
think ill steal this one.

Idk, many may not be extremely bright but they are much more cheerful and positive thinking people than we here. One can call it childish, I like that.

Cheeki breeki comrade

>play with Russians on Dota
>speak English, can't understand Russian
>russians repeat hamburger Hamburger American hamburger
I am not American, please stop doing this Russians.

Always great to hear from corporatist low IQ crybaby nation that is so fucking stupid that their alphabet agencies don't even have to bother with propaganda.

the 'cheerful' and 'positive thinking' attitude gives way to depraved thought among all americans. most americans are really degenerate and fucking disgusting, but they'll plaster that stupid fucking grin on their face and spout something stupid like "love not hate!" if you criticize them. americans can't take ANY criticism. we have such an obesity epidemic because of their stupidity.

you can call them childish or whatever. but fully formed adults shouldn't be 'cheerful' and 'positive' to the point that they stop caring about themselves and others. you'd know what i'm talking about if you lived around americans. or maybe you'd be just like one them, another disgusting, fat, smile-y pig that puts on a show.

>play dota 2
>russian on my team
>we lose
Russia please stop doing this

oh dear, it's retarded.

psst. its all the fluoride and lead in the water

prove me wrong, bitch.

>>russians repeat hamburger Hamburger American hamburger
literally never happens
also
>flag
5 DOLLANS LOVE YOU LONK TIME

>playing dota 2

Why don't Russians take offence to being called a communist but Germans do when being called Nazis?

why should we?

Russians aren't taught to hate themselves and their history.

I don't think you should but I don't think Germans should take offence to Nazi either.

cuz russians have Stockholm syndrome to communism, u need specific kind of mentality to survive through communism the way russians did, russians are Reek and communism is Ramsay from game of thrones

I usually go with something like when I encounter a Russian:
aлкoгoльный cиндpoм плoдa

>join US game
>CYKA BLYAT MID OR FEED
>Doesn't get mid
>Russian proceeds to autopilot in his own universe farming creeps - like a more intelligent bot

You deserve all jokes Ruskie.

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lel

FPBP

don't take it personally ruskie, there's quite a few annoying russians as well

Well the typical Burger doesn't come to Jow Forums or has any real knowledge of International politics so don't expect much besides stupid normie memes

POL mods are niggers

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This.