I want to invite heaven to a friendly sparring match dont gouge my eyes out cunt how is that a mature choice of violence

i want to invite heaven to a friendly sparring match dont gouge my eyes out cunt how is that a mature choice of violence

i said boxing and i'll provide the gloves

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Honestly, this shit again? You'll never win 2bh.

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Sage

oh dear you don't know me

he's like 6 ft 6
but also a lanklet
you're 5 ft 7

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short fat failed kick boxer that talks big when he's drunk?

i have also successfully punched someone in the face

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>oh dear you don't know me
You're the drunk bastard who always wants to fuck and fight.

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ah yes it's on i'll bring gloves though

cunt

nless you dont have any i'll provide

you'll have to jump

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i really wont

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do you have any in extra large?

why imply i'm obess when it's objectively wrong

i'm fine cunt fight me

i'm implying I have big hands that don't fit in normal gloves but seeing how a lot of big guys box they should make extra large gloves
do you have any since I don't

I'm like 3 inches shorter than him rather than 11, if you need help just call skeletor, I've got you my man.

Wow, two against one. Seems fair.

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now its interesting i'll pay your ticket

Wow, just to fight one guy.

Do it pussy, I wanna get bitten by a venomous koala or something and fucking die.

It'd be a tag team sort of dealio, the other fag can just call in a pet kangaroo or some shit

pussy ouy on me?

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actually I take it back kangaroos are fucking scary, but maybe like a wombat or something

he's full of shit
this is round two in this fight me drama
last time he bolted when asked where generally not exactly he lived
all talk

I'll fucking fight you bro
>he lived all talk
Yeah, like a yippie dog.

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Pay for the fucking ticket, I'll starve on you nigga

i'll bring one of my uncles for you
ironically his nickname is wombat

i'm not paying your ticket you welching cunt

I'll kick your ass

Wait why are you kicking my ass? Fuck it I'll do it, I've got some sharp ass elbows, deal with that bitch nigga.

Your uncle named his wombat wombat?

Fuck you pussy I'm broke as shit

Lollapalooza!
2v2
The fat cunt vs The cool awesome Aussie and American team-up.
This Sunday! Sunday!SUNDAY!
Tickets start at 100 dollars.
Be there or be the fat cunts.

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no, when my uncle was younger he played football (rugby) and would charge the other team
apparently this gave him the nickname wombat
fucked if I know why
wombats must be hardcunts

They don't really look like hardcunts. Australia is the home of the natural worlds hardcunts and they chose a wombat?

we don't even have wombats here in queensland
so I really can't say
maybe they are hard to stop when they get running or something
my nick name is the cat
because I walk softly and tend to surprise people when I arrive

that's kinda gay

do you carry a katana too?

no
is this an animu reference? I don't animu

how?

being called a cat is hella gay, that should be obvious.

I don't see it
cats aren't gay

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