WHY GOD?? WHY WAS I BORN IN RUSSIA????

WHY GOD?? WHY WAS I BORN IN RUSSIA????

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At least it's better than Asia

in your last life maybe you were a fat American and this is your punishment for being such a cunt

I must have been a awesome cunt in my last life

Just move to east bavaria like so many other russians lol
I love slav vs. muslim pvp

>At least it's better than Asia
tfw I was born in Asia

why was I born in this shithole

whats wrong being russian

Do you live in a comfy commie block at least?

Is this what all russians look/sound like?

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i win

whatever you say zoboomafoo

there is no bigger shithole than this country

/thread

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if you suck my tiny dick make your happy russian life

wrong

i heard what if you kill yourself you get ressurected as a rich, handsome and successfull alpha male in USA, you guys should definitely try that

Lol yeah thank God I wasn't born there

Since when did Japan change its flag color?

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green one is the imperial navy

You fat fucks I don't know why that's making me laugh.

is it because you thought of pearl harbour and shart your pants and the shart is tickling your fat ass?

depression, drugs, low income, conscription, lack of civil rights, off the top of my head

Russia is Brazil with snow

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>depression
just be yourself you stupid fucking assfaggot
>drugs
no one forces you to buy them retard
>low income
literally just work more or get better education dumbfuck
>conscription, lack of civil rights
nice memes
Now go back to sosach or whatever you came from kiddo

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Swap with this user

You literally eat witchetty grubs. Caterpillars.

You literally eat sheep testicales. Balls.

Cтapoe, нo вcё жe

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Oh yeah? Well you're a NERD.

Coming from the dweeb

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well you're a GEEK

WHY IS YOUR FOOD SO EXPENSIVE?

Dingbat. Why do your foods sound like they were all invented by Roald Dahl? Tim Tams, Choco crunchies, Golden gaytimes

Just joking
OP

why do yours sound like they were all invented by a sexual predator? Lays, Fish taco, tootsie rolls

Because it's the best

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>nice memes
must be brain damaged, so you're unfit for duty..

Ha cлeдyющий cpoк yжe нe cтaнeт.
Moжeтe paдoвaтьcя.

Кaк жe хoчeтcя тянoчкy..

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Димoн yйдёт 7 мaя! И вcё пpaвитeльcтвo тoжe

Honestly tootsie rolls are gross so you're prob right. Fish tacos are not american (but really, what is?). Lays makes sense.

I guess. Maybe I just went at a shitty time. Your airport is cute though

It's also in part because minimum wage is at about $19

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honestly never heard of a choco crunchy and tim tams and golden gaytimes were named in the 70s when everyone was high

t. butthurt russhit

i know that feel bro

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It is THE CARMA, my dear boy))

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))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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>alpha male
>US

Nah, feminisms going to kill that alpha by the time you grow up

>be me
>born in cuckistan

Literally just work more or get better education

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But have you ever tasted semen Sven

Did the ecological party got elected in Japan in the minute separating these two posts?

Waiting for USA missiles..

Go to 2ch nigga

Just leave my thread ukrainian bro.
Tikaj

Ok bro!

>Be Swedish
>Making fun of anyone for being a cuck

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