What does Jow Forums do for a living?

What does Jow Forums do for a living?

I'll start

>maintenance worker at a casi o
>people's addictions pay my salary
>work is chill af

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Geotechnical engineer I make computer models of foundations
Fuck trump

Council workar at Migrationsverket (Swedish Migration Agency).

Self-employed gardener and chemist

>Swedish Migration Agency

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How much book-cooking do you do?

Retail for 20 hours a week for about 750 a month
Anime for 80 hours a week for about 0 a month

rough life

i extort bitcoin and sell dmt

I work the corporate side of a major, dying retailer. Shit sucks bros, I just want to quit and live innawoods, but my wife won't let me

which one

linguist (korean) for the air force

Goddamn I loved the Scarface game so much.

Office Depot

> Tfw you wanna have nice thread with likeminded individuals but remember that (((it))) is always watching and this is a fucking data mining operation sponsored by NSA itfuckingself perpertraited by some buttoned up indian monkey trianed by the eggheads themselves to subdue the national pride of whites.

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whew, my shit job is safe

Astronaut. AMA

this, one of the most underrated hidden gems

I datamine image boards

>whew, my shit job is safe


I wish to know this feel bro. I give 2 years before it's over

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>plumbers aprentice
>pay is good
>flirting with female customers has become a passion

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>Magistrate Judge's Clerk
>I issue warrants
>I type up people's judgment sending them to jail
>I process Divorce Decrees

All that fun stuff.

I am fucking unemployed, as the government agency I worked for canned me for offending too many women.

I guess target is getting several hundred billion dollars invested in it to revamp everything and turn us all into little annoying best-buy salesmen. I still don't think it will survive shopping online, but it'll probably drag out a while.

Bricklayer

I specialise in sniffing women's feet.

FUck you I don't want you dataminig my shit

I test KY Jelly for a living.

Self-employed on 3 fronts: apartments, electrical contracting, software development.

I'll make it big someday after I move to a country without jews.

neet living on my dads inheritance and estate.

Sears

I was about to post my shit and then this

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Ayyyyy

What's the craziest thing you've seen?

>apprentice

Wtf get a real job. Plumbing is easy af.

I work at fedex ground when I should be doing something with computers

>maintenance worker at a casino
Are you the new Jesus Campos?

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This guy gets it

I am a maintenance worker too but at a "bigger" German firm. Stay unemployed for more than 3 months? Good luck getting hired with that big ass hole in your resume. I had to pick something decent paying after 2 months or I would not have an option of picking anything. I mean what's even the use of spending thousands on studies just to be a fucking maintenance worker? Seriously, I wish I was unemployed again. Fuck this shit.

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Depends if you just fix a clogged shitter or actually do stuff. Plumbers here usually do gas too, for heating

Professional musician. I play drums in a couple bands and do drum/bass/guitar recording sessions for NYC artists.

I leach off the taxpayer in healthcare admin. I do about three hours work a week.

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One of the best GTA clones

meth dealer / neet

Health IT at a laboratory

Production line operator for a big pharma company
>good pay for my first job
>redpilled factorybros

Operate machinery in a steel factory.

Casino dealer.

I work for a large construction firm in their road construction division as an equipment operator.

May through November I work 16 hour days. A majority of my time is spent going up and down half kilometer stretches of gravel we're preparing for the asphalt crew to pave. I'm usually assigned to drum rollers and occasionally a tractor towing wobbly packers. We have pretty nice machines, most are closed cab with AC and radios.

December through April we don't work, what with the frozen ground and snow. I get that sweet employment insurance government gibs, making as much as I did working as a manager of a sporting goods retail warehouse.

The need for repairs and improvement of existing dirt roads means we'll always have work. Automation will never take my job, it technically could, but won't.

Suck it white collar nerds.

Enjoy getting sliced in half.

Insurance claims handler for disease claims

I deal with shit and whiney faggots all day

I'm the president, watch my tweets tonight for something huge

Artist, Pic related, Also dead end yet enjoyable produce job. Good pay and close.

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>check thread
>expectation of Jow Forums being full of neets/semi-neets/underachievers is the norm
Good grief, no wonder you fucks want to see the world burn

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IT Consultant at a managed service provider.

Pffft! What are you talking about?

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hah!!! I’m going to have resign my position tomorrow because I’m way too red-pilled for the senior bureaucrat’s who run the govt department I work for. I’ve sacrificed my personal life for this job as I have the power to stop the Globalist agenda, however in doing that I’ve revealed my power levels and now I’ve been told that I will be kicked back down to a lower level position if I don’t apply for the job I have been acting in for the past 2 years. It’s going to be sad to give in to (((them))) however this job has cost my personal life and my health, I’m satisfied in knowing that I tried to do the right thing but the system is too fucked to change.

I produce cow balls, and cow balls accessories

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At least you get to keep a job. I was revealing my power level before I learned here that I was supposed to be hiding it.

Scarface game was amazing, watching DSP ragequit it was even more amazing, thanks for reminding me data harvesting CIA nigger leafbro

I'm a software developer for a consulting company.
Got the job right after I turned 17, had my one-year anniversary at the company last August. Feels pretty good.

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Interesting concept, for sure. That would by an insanely expensive truck though, with significant maintenance and operating costs as well. No small municipality would be able to afford or justify the cost.

Really has nothing to do with my job though. First we don't work inside cities. We work major highways and smaller range roads. Second we don't have any part in asphalt or patch work. Our crew does base work, the prepping of dirt and the overlay of gravel that pavement sits on.

Like I said, technically possible automation creeps in, but not feasible in reality.

>Bad student, taking my time with it
>Uber driver
>Own an internet business but only utilize it a few times a year, because lazy. Has no competition
>About to get into big boy sales for my dad's company, will probably be lazy with that too
>Moving to another country in 2 weeks. If I like it there, might pick up a part time job

I recommend driving Uber (or Lyft too probably, since they give bonuses) to anyone who hates their retail jobs or anyone unsure what to do right now. I make $20-40/hr doing it

Rocky Mountain Oysters. Delicious.

Underrated post

Working for Uber is shit

play vidya and smoke weed while posting in data mining threads

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For the 10+ hour a day drivers who make $70k/yr, probably, since they're in their car all day 10+ hours a day

But for me, part time on the side, It beats retail or fast food

i dont know because im not on Jow Forums

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OP asked what Jow Forums does for a living, not /bant you nigger mod

This, 1000x this

Still super glad I had a troll dad who told me about this before someone else trolled me into eating one