/r9gay/ - #427

How do you make someone laugh and giggle?

I usually giggle while talking with a person I seem to like. It's kinda weird for a bystander to see me laughing in front of my pc I suppose.

i just try to be "randumb xd" but in a more grounded, acceptable way.

No no. What act can you perform to make someone giggle.

What does that mean? A specific action please?

>how I would react if you fags went back to LGBT board instead of hanging out on my board being all gay and shit
>pic related

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i dunno user, i just say whatever's at the top of my head. looking at my old conversations it's kinda lame but i'm enabled by them saying "lol".
they mean they're laughing, right?

How much do you guys think people would be willing to pay to fuck a 8.5inch virgin?

>virgin
you can lie about being a virgin, especially tops. not saying that you're lying, just saying that you should lie after the first time for extra money. assuming you'd do it more than once.

That doesn't help me at all.
Thanks for the effort.
I guess.

Loads of cash just for the person to know that they made you cum

just pay attention to the situation and say something that you think the other guy would enjoy, i can't give you an example really since it's not cut and paste.

Quantify loads.

why don't you get on your local grindr and ask around

>talk with an user
>says he likes my personality etc.
>get overwhelmed and squirmy because of all the positivity
>can't think of anything to say because my mind goes blank

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There have to be better ways about it, I'm sure there have to be people literally looking to pay virgins to fuck them, as opposed to looking and asking around if people would pay.

Stop being degenerates and talk about something normal! What are anons having for dinner!

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Nice juicy tan dilf bubble butt

dominos pizza

is that sad?

wat did you have?

>I'm sure there have to be people literally looking
yeah, make an account and state what you want old men will come to you, do i have to do all the work

Are the old men on grinder mostly ugly ? Cause i hear that a lot

No!

I was thinking about some cheap pizza hut because they have a deal but you have to go pick it up and I don't want to do that. I also don't want to get it delivered because paying a delivery fee and also having to tip is really gay. So I'm not sure what I'll be eating for dinner but I have to decide quick before everything closes.

Probably my worst drawing to date!

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>eating dinner
>not taking the IF pill

what do you care, don't you just want to make money.
you're free to be as picky as you want i guess

Oh no im not that user sorry but still tho are there cuties mature bottoms there cause im getting desprete now

No, but I'm talking actual payouts here, several grand.

Like a novelty fuck, I know men pay younger girls A LOT of money to take their virginity, wouldn't the same apply to gay men?

I don't want to fuck somebody for 500$, enough to take a nice vacation for a month maybe.

maybe if you were a bottom where being a virgin was more apparent, i don't know.
define cute. anyway the answer is probably no cute gays depending on what you mean by mature, but there's gonna be those few outliers i assume.

matthew didn't deserve it. Normalfaggots who have only played FE since awakening love jaffar but I know he's a fucking faggot who must die. I always support nino with erk and let jaffar die like a dog by a puny soldier

>used to be worried about looking good all the time
>eventually nothing comes out of it but bad feels, anxiety, and being mean
>stop caring about looking good or getting bf
>feeling good for the first time in awhile
who /feelsgood/

not me. my bangs don't look so great atm

if your hair is your biggest problem right now you are doing good desu. You a cutie

redpill me on dating non-white guys

can those relationships work?

yes. but i'm inclined to say no for you, since your outlook on that sort of thing seems weak

Depends on the non-white guy. A black guy can have the same personality and mannerisms and even vocal patterns as a white guy you know. It entirely depends on how and where they were brought up.

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also this scrudge man pooge gay bomb rant

were you thinking of any race in particular?

i guess whites with asians or hispanics

I love talking with you but I always feel ignored. You just randomly go offline.
Sad!

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I watched every Dirty Harry film today. I feel manly and grizzled.

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tfw two more days until summer is over and college starts again

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*sniffs your path*

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>tfw no study buddy who lets me suck him off as a reward for helping him with material

>he gets a good grade so you give him the best suck
my dream fantasy desu

We should ban all lewd posts and any thing remotely sexual.

i'm gonna say no to that one.

>User was banned for this post.
I'd be the best janny if they got paid.

but then they'd be mods not janitors.
do mods get paid? i wouldn't know.
also you're supposed to delete post quietly as to not disrupt the thread.

Gradually getting to know someone while studying with them in the comfort of their dorm room is my fantasy. Such a great environment for things to happen, in my mind atleast.

Public bans are still used on /a/
I have no idea if mods get paid.

>Tfw he asks if you ever thought of suicide.
Ha ha no winning with this one.

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well i'm glad you're not a mod. that way, if i wanted, i could talk about floppy penises without having to ban evade

>Ban evade.
I would send the Jow Forums swat team to murderize you.

sorry i can't hear you over this very loud penis video i have in the other tab
kinda like how you can't focus when the radio is on in the car, so you turn it down as you near your destination

>Has the radio loud enough where he can't focus.
I don't like the way you live your life.

I really want to move to the states or canada, feels like my potential to get a robot bf would double or triple.

jokes on you, i can't drive. that's just an example i pulled from the big book.
but i can't type properly when a loud tv show is on, if i had to say something that was actually true

If you pay for things we can get married and move to Alaska.

burger here, why would you want to move here? Other than muh guns, USA is pretty shitty. I'd love to move to Northern Europe with my non-existent skinny long haired nordic intact bf
>No suicidal bf

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I'm really good at focusing. My family wasn't considerate with noise.

The bfs here are normies that like to ride dick from anyone and could give a single damn about you.

loud ass crickets

Crickass ha ha ha.

those are loud ass crickets ,':^)

>Alex jones confirmed prison gay
how does /r9gay/ feel about this

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well i do best when it's silent or low music that i already know the words to

some atmosphere for you:
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you think they sense that we are heading closer to fall?or they have been this loud all summer and my windows usually closed..and im kinda closeish to the open window..and my room maybe acoustics...

I don't understand that picture.
How does it prove anything. Why would anyone care if he's a fag anyway?

that's not who i think of when i heard Alex Jones gay

Phone out the window
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thinking of someone silently being near the mic makes me feel off

I wasnt, was holding the phone out the window

Move your body right next to mine !

Do you degenerates erp? How do you do it?

Feel the beat as were lost in time !

ah well that and your angel number puts me at ease

I am yours and now you are mines

How tough is it to get an apartment in usa/canada?

usa? it depends on what state/city. probably the same for canada, they're both such big countries.

idk I'm a suburban neet living with mommy and daddy

Now were all feelin fine

Forever baby !!!

I swear that show could have lasted another 2 years if that bitch didn't get jealous of ariana

Stare at it hungrily for several hours

you can heard the crickets where i am, but you can also hear music from the house party down the block

Okay, well is there any site to check prices?

>but you can also hear music from the house party down the block
nice, why dont you go show up and become a party legend?
>Okay, well is there any site to check prices?
yep, google

Eh t'nac evol ekil i nac

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i'm pretty sure it's a family event anyways.