Childhood stories thread thread

Childhood stories thread thread
Nothing specific, just child related stories and green texts, I’ll go first
>be me
>9 years maybe?
>Poland
>go to my first funeral
>it’s my great grandmother
>everyone crying
>thefuckiseveryonecryin.xml
>go home
>grandmum and grandpop crying
>been around lots-o-cryin today
>don’t ask
>I’m watching Polish cartoons
>mom comes to room
”Do you miss her?”
>”who?”
“Great grandma”
>...
>”nah, she was ugly”

>years later I still pray for forgiveness
>still feel bad
>mfw she survived holocaust
>mfw she may have been raped by filthy Fritz, and we may be the offspring
>mfw she deserved every ounce of my respect
>mfw I didn’t feel anything for my dead grandmum cause she was ugly
Kill me

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who u quote

Me

You were nine, its normal for that age not to respect someone they hardly knew

When I was a kid living in Denmark my uncle would let me play Ratchet and Clank on his playstation 2
I accidentally saved over one of his files and was honestly considering trashing the whole playstation and framing my brother just so he didn't find out. Eventually I told him what I'd done and he didn't even give a shit.

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the russians also went on a happy free-for-all rapey-rampage when they "liberated" their way through europe

Actually I think I was maybe 7
Still, I’m a fucking idiot
Also me
>11
>at park
>playing with random kids
>shout top of my lungs
“Suck my balls!”
>get dragged home
>grounded
>go to sleep
>wake up
>realize in the future this will haunt me
>shit
>still haunts me

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Yup, I know, my greatgrandmum got robbed from the cunts, still hate them, but not really the new generation, just the horde.

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Fuckin loved that game

Damn, that was my very first PS2 game. Used to play it for hours with sister and my friends.

I used to know a kid whose dad or some other family member, don't recall which, used to work with fucking super spicy peppers, so we got some really spicy fucking peppers and waited for our teacher to leave the room at lunch
Put the whole lot into her coleslaw with seeds in and everything
She got so buttblasted by it that she had to go home for the rest of the day lol
Pic related, it was mfw

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Fucking awesome
I need to do shit like this

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>born in America
>not black!
>not a woman!
>not a Jew!
>not a Muslim!
>parents cut off foreskin for hygiene...

Yeah. Even better was we knew where she lived (close to my friend's house in a shitty run down area)
So when I was staying at my friend's house we'd play pranks on her and leave nasty shit at her door step.
Nothing crazy, just like an entire jar of salsa all over her door mat, and knocking on her door and running. We did the knockadoor run thing like 7 times in one night it was poggers lul
Don't worry btw, she was a complete bitch of a teacher and hated Icelandic kids for some reason (Icelandic migrants are quite common in Denmark for some reason)

What a weird thing, maybe a bad run in?
I dunno, cool shit though!
Speaking of dickheads:

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>in middle school
>6th grade
>make a friend
>Hawaiian kid, tall as shit
>eventually starts bullying me
>whatever.jpg
>school gets into new thing called a fresh cut
>got a haircut, you get smacked
>well my friend decided to do it 7 times in 5 minutes
>go to classes n’shit
>paranoid
>last class
>sit next to him
>freshcuts me
>ufuknwot.triggerenigger
>threaten him cause am weak betafag
>mocks me
>punch as hard as I can
>mocks me more
>school ends
>talk shit in hallway with him
>still angry
>see him drink from water fountain
>itsmytimetoshine
>rear foot back
>direct hit
>hear him choke
>book it down hallway
>ICANTASTEFREEDOM
HEY!
>teacher
>Ohshi-
No running in the hallway
>wut
>go home

>new day
>haven’t seen asshat today
>wut
>last class
>he’s there
>talk to him like nothing happened
>eventually mocks me
>raise fist without warning
>recoils onto floor
>whole class sees
>I’ve defeated the chad
>I’ve become chad

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>pic related.
>big fan of Pokemon movie, Burger King (when they were good) handed out these toys.
>mewtwo was the coolest and I got him.
>show and tell day, bring it in to show.
>it's in his chamber thing that hangs on my backpack, but you can take him out, pose his arms and tail, and make his eyes glow.
>"woooooaah".
>going home on bus.
>get off and walk around front.
>*smack*
>look down to see mewtwo on the ground behind one of the wheels.
>some how even though he had stuck in the container all day, it fucking dropped.
haha what are you doing buddy?
>go to pick it up.
>starting to walk home.
*krchsssssh*
>bus starts moving.
>mom freaking the fuck out.
>get inside.
What were you doing out of there silly?
>play like normal.

My life almost ended because of some Burger King toy Anons. And I still have the thing to this day.

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>be 7 years old
>heading to school
>perceive a rusty metal bar
>"it must be alone, I need to give it company"
>pick it up and put on my backpack
>few weeks later
>backpack filled with fuckload of rubbish I picked from the ground
>did this whenever I went to school
I've always been autistically empathetic since my childhood

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Don’t worry, this user has it lots worse, and was much luckier somehow.
Count your blessings, and watch your step, also put that thing on display, so your kids, or pals can ask about it

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I did that a lot and had the thought
>”I could make this into a gun!”
Never did, and was too stupid to look it up

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do you guys think kids today still beat the shit out of each other in school?

>>got a haircut, you get smacked
lol i remember that

fresh cut became a thing last year, gb2r kid

maybe in the U.S.
why do you think it's new?
i guarantee you that shit is at least 10 years old. wasn't called fresh cut, though. at least not here.

They probably do, they’re more human than us sometimes, especially with this whole pollitically driven crap. It’s good and bad.

Was over in Okinawa, and such.
Also in California (at the time) “Diary of a Beta Kid” came out, so the whole school bullied me and did the “user Touch” (instead of Cheese touch) cause I scratched my ass, worst time of my life, caused by three basic white cunts named, I shit you not: Summer, Winter, and Spring, fucking Mother Nature even wants me dead as a child.

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Goodnight fellas, sleep well, and good day.
Remember, y’all fuckers are worth, don’t you dare doubt yourself, love thyself, care for thyself, because only you can be you.

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Senpai it was your great-grandma and you were a kid. of course you won't give a fuck. Tbh your family is retarded for thinking you would

night 8-)

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My family knows, they don’t care, but just think of some shameful, stupid shit you did as a kid. I do, and I just feel like a goddamn tool when I do think about shit like this.

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Thanks mate, goodnight, hope you sleep well, or do some good shit while awake.

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