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Reminder to femanons that THIS is what real men want

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oh god that's grim lad
this is what happens when the plastic whores go overboard

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Shrewsbury used to be the capital of Wales.

terrifying
Imagine paying all that money to go to a concert to watch someone jiggle their arse at you on a big screen. Imagine being that pop star and telling everyone you "want three big screens, all focused on my arse and I am going to jiggle it for about 5 minutes"

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No dumplings sadly. Not gonna be ready for another 45 minutes. I'm starving now though.

make dumplings you lazy basterd

not proud to say I have had wanks to Niki

How can carbon based lifeforms compete?

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It's a shame to be honest as she has some talent, you can go back and watch some of her stuff from before she was famous and she was alright. Since getting big though, she has no incentive to push herself because she can half-arse her music and still get crazy good sales

If someone offered you 250k to jiggle your arse about in front of a stadium full of people would you do it?

>There are lads in this thread who don't have a queen elizabeth funko pop

was in forbidden planet and there was a comic where snaglepuss is now a gay playright living in new york in the 50's and takes huckleberry hound to stonewall crazy lad this is surely the greatest timeline

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I am so fucking bored lads. Wat do?

have a wank. I'm gonna watch Animal Factory or Candyman tonight

i really hope this isn't actually a thing

DONT HAVE ANY MONEY FOR 11 DAYS CAN A NICE BRITFEEL LAD SEND ME SOME MONEY FOR PIZZA PLS

>tfw no bad ass bitch rapper gf

youtube.com/watch?v=fofiFW7MKjQ

wheey found a blu ray of Heathers to add to my harddrive. might watch that tonight

drink water instead bitch

Had a nice time earlier standing by the back door in a massive jumper looking out at the rain while I was waiting for my bacon to finish frying. Autumn is gonna be comfy lads.

>send you money for pizza
>2moro you're hungry again
buy some noodles

she most likely only fucks niggers

it is lad
amazon.com/Funko-Pop-Family-Queen-Elizabeth-Collectible/dp/B0777TCYD7

what does your digital media folder contain?

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I'd do it for 5 quid lad

alright. Send us your paypal or something

fucking funko pops reeee
>$8.99
>This item does not ship to United Kingdom. >Please check other sellers who may ship internationally.

alright sharpe user?

Yeah, bit sad I finished all of Sharpe. Might try and find Hornblower.

My gf is way out of my league in terms of looks and sometimes I'm afraid she'll leave me for someone who's more on her level

>Sharpe user
You mean the lad who's creepily obsessed with DM

I stay hydrated
I will conserve the energy the pizza gives me very effeciently pls anoooon

She's more likely to leave you for being paranoid all the time

sister's walking around the house in nothing but a pair of frilly knickers again
she keeps 'accidentally' rubbing her breasts against me -_-

>a.co/d/0243Ak5
doesn't even look like him wtf

It's been 3 years and my paranoia is going away but it's still there sometimes in the back of my head

I actually haven't posted about him since the last time you brought this up.

sorry my larp alarm just went off

yeah I remember when she first came out, not my cup of tea, but definitely some talent there
Absolutely lad but I'd probably do it for less

Barred from Club Penguin again user?

fuck off you little kike

she obviously likes you lad, get over it and stop spending time here it clouds your mind

>watch a random video of some non-famous rappers from a few years ago
>imagine they're probably dead or in prison now
thug life yo

No, you just posted about him daily for multiple weeks even after he left. You're a freak and a loser

>she can half-arse
haha more like DOUBLE arse *twerks*

wonder when a rapper will just name themselves "lil dead by 21"
sorry to tell you this lad, but that weren't me.

What's the most effective thing I can buy from Tesco to put me to sleep? Does Calpol work on adults or should I get night nurse or something

so what how about you stop sexualizing her

phwor gf just sent me this ladss

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don't think this would happen today
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Chamomile tea lad, it sends me off pretty quick. Meant to have something like melatonin in I think

I get the feeling the wrong posters are getting blamed as the main perpetrator. Loads of personalities have joined in with the nonce posting, death chan done it a number of times, for example.

Still sat in my pjs. Should I shower or just chuck some trakkies and a hoodie on to go to the shops?

where's 'her' tits?

you can get it in forbidden planet la

It'd probably be like 20 quid in Forbidden Planet

man's spotty arse

im not reeeing about it not shipping to the uk
just thought that was funny for a queen funkopop

what did you waste your money on? oggggg

lass I know on snapchat straight posting nudes now. What a world we live in

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said it before, i'll say it again - in a weird way like the smell of my nob post wank

REAL NORMIE FUCKING HOURS

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i dont blame you man-scent can melt your brain

I'm about to shove on some joggies to go collect my pizza and beverages for this evening

>not posting them for the lads
not getting u a sosij roll

Hey I just made a PayPal what do I do now ? Thank you

How do you feel about the upcoming wedding? Are you going?

What are you sipping on?

I'll sit with your head between my thigh, musky crotch pressed against your face

>IT'S LlT

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is that lil t?

What weddingg? :))

What's a word for "a workplace with lots of people"?

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real koreeb shit. Jk, probably just a glass bottle of irn bru. Might get a can of barrs cola as well for dessert
ok pal
purgatory

nice I'll do the same then. comfy chavcore
need to go grab some bread, milk and insect spray

>REAL NORMIE FUCKING HOURS

Suits you then.

a bit intense lad

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I tried on a pair of panties for the first time today. It was an erotic thrill that I wasn't expecting. I'm hooked.

>insect spray
Ah lad, I see you are part of the Insect Defence League. What's your kill count? I'm up to 8 wasps now since I got stung I've got a personal vendetta against them. Scumbags. On another note, I might grab some doritos and wine gums.

why are you posting your ugly skinnyfat man's body

Never been that keep on irn bru yet everyone loves it. I sip on monsters I'm addicted.

Little sister keeps saying

>Wanna see my girl parts user?

I keep saying to her "No, that's private" but she keeps showing me anyway.

She's 27 years old.

I'm cute will you let me shag you

p-please may I have some c-c-c-coochie, m-m-ma'am

That makes it sound like we're defending insects.
How about 'Insect Murder League'
My count is about 20 flies today, but they keep on coming so it probably needs some serious work done. I'll try spraying the shit out of them first though

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course she is lad.

Fucking hell it's cold. I don't know where to put or plug in my heater in my room now either

PLEASE respond im so hungry

I'm a boy but I'd pound your ass

Cannot tuck the paper around the roach tightly at all. I can't roll for shit