Rateme

cute, i don't see why you are a kissless virgin

>5’11
>185lbs
Big ol sperg.

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i think i know what is going on here. You and OP can post pictures here

DESU SENPAI

No I’m trying to attract a Jow Forums gf(male(female)) not /soc/shit.

Haha smoking with the wife I love irl threads

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Wow your wife is very beatififul you are a lucky man!

you Canadians are alright

This is my betrothed.

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And this is me fighting to the death for her (me on right)

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wow bant is full of cutebois. this is now /soc/ embasy

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>bant is full of cutebois
thanks man, its pretty fucking alpha to irl post

i know you

i know you too blondeboi. Now i have a gf. Life is wonderful, ins't it?

Is your gf a qt?? I had a gf once..

good job !

she is histrionic, wear too much makeup, her hair is dyed red and wear vintage fashion. She will replace me soon but i don't care.

you have a job?

does she look like this

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no, she is 30 and has tattoos

i want to post her pictures here but i don't think its a good idea to expose her without asking

oof

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bant is a nice board you can post it here

better than nothing i guess

you said shes gonna replace you anyways man be an alpha fuck em dude

women at that age is risky business never ends well

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ok, the fatass in the background is literally me

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shes a fucking qt
eh not the worst, work on that stance my dude

good job user nice gf

you look pretty normal to me
she looks better than i expected

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you need to fix your clothes my dude

this too, get some board shorts, converse, dock shoes, and a nice shirt you can up your game

lets post some clothes for him

How'd you manage that? Is it because the nearest female lives 20 miles away and across a lake?

this plus a gold chain, maybe some big army boots? probably need an eyepatch too

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You haven't killed any asian roommates recently have you?

What kinda shit is popular around you?
anything vineyard vines is pretty good, but I think it also depends a lot on location.
Usually preppy is a super safe look and girls love it
If preppy isn't your thing and you still wanna look good you can go hypebeast

thanks my fellow country man
i don't think this relationship is gonna last too long, after a made this
i know, i don't buy my clothes. My mom does.
i posted a picture of myself and of a girl that walks with me, kiss me sometimes and treat me in a good way. I am receiving a lot of support from strangers from a country better than my shithole. How is this going to end well?

Why is everyone significantly more attractive than me, I thought this was a site for rejects.

your probably more attractive than me if you are white t.b.h

>What kinda shit is popular around you?
dunno im wearing pic related

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White as shit but I still look like a human meme

nice jacket

its pretty comfy

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I usually just wear jeans and t-shirts because I don't give a shit but a lot of the time I'll wear a plaid shirt too. I think it's because my dad wears that shit but I like looking like a middle aged man.
Apparently I also sound like a middle aged man so I guess it fits.

she would like this type of clothing because she is also a sociopath. I met her in a mental health group, i have autism and ocd. I am getting constantly cucked.

yeah you shouldn't wear that it's a meme
just fix your pants and shoes and probably should pop the collar back in on your jacket

Jacket looks nice other stuff is too edgy for me, im skinny af so I wear windbreakers, jeans, and nikes usually

non virgin here had sex 50+ times
>inb4 normie
>is lolicon
>play tons of vidya
>has body pillow of Kyoko and figures
>wears thrift store clothes
>21 years old
ask me anything i dont see why ANYONE is a virgin unless your morbidly obese or actually retarded

haha thats basically me
I have a nice face but im 5'9 115lbs
I need to gain about 50lbs probably
What kind of girls are we talking? qts or just whatever you can get a hold of?

>other stuff is too edgy for me
is this edgy in america ?

Eww loli
I don't know why anyone, let alone a man perfectly equipped to acquire pussy, would own a body pillow.

i would get one as a meme and let the dog fuck it

yeah, usually this is what any normal person wears here

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Well worst ever was a butter face who wasnt that hot... I regret only 1 and its her. I go for thick but skinny wasted girls for an easy lay when its been awhile I'm more confident around them since they arent my type. but usually small boobs medium ass QT's is what I put effort and time into. Id rate them all 7~8.9 minus that one butter face she was a 5/10 ;_;

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kek looks like what every tourist here wears

so if i moved to america rocking my clothes what would they think of me

makes my sleep better I like cuddling kyoko and feeling the spooning feeling plus its non lewd...

they would think those shoes are ugly the rest is pretty nice desu everyone here likes nike adidas and jordan maybe asics or reebok

back in high-school, graduated in 2016, lots of gays wore those shorts so they might think you are gay
nice petite girls are amazing, not really into the thicc meme

I'm quite amazed that women as a whole are okay with that

only the coloureds wear addidas here also my hair looks like pic related

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Man all of you have shit taste. I need a bitch with thighs and an ass, I don't want to fuck something that weighs as much as I do and is 4'8

Me irl
r8

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anime fucked me up so I want the smoll girls

full lenght jeans get too hot here
>lots of gays wore those shorts
fucking hell why do they ruin everything

a fat ass and big tits feel amazing when humping desu but i just cant fall in love with it

So close
It's gonna be shit I just know it...

Wow bant is a fucking slow ass board

Anime really is a menace.

Not crazy on the tits, I could go either way but definitely the ass. I'm too emotionally destroyed to fall in love anyway so it's all good.

Did you just notice?

I never mention it I just let them see it and either make a joke about competition or im just like "oh yeah that was my 18th birthday gift to myself" and they luagh and roll with it i just put it in my closet when they get in bed
really? hot girls love adidas NMD here

here's my autismo outfit
the green should change to black tomorrow

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that looks good, id change the classic converse for something different tho

post some neet music
youtube.com/watch?v=yx2piPUudlE

Jacket looks kinda gay but I guess that's fitting for you.

Do people actually give a shit about shoes? I've got two pairs and one is a shitty pair of sketchers that don't quite fit me anymore but are comfortable as shit.

What the fuck is that and how the fuck do you enjoy it?
youtube.com/watch?v=JOQVSXy1XI0

I don't know anything about shoes though, what would you suggest?

Is this neet?

youtube.com/watch?v=7v8zxoEoA_Q

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these babies

I don't know how any music is neet but maybe man.

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Yeah people care more than you think, having a few pairs of nikes and dock shoes isnt a bad idea
youtube.com/watch?v=Llkt3jnOX9Y
I got shit taste

Damn right this is fucking painful.
I've never seen a bitch even comment on a man's shoes, I don't believe this shit.

Also posting more biggie in remembrance of my man
youtube.com/watch?v=ZzvL4O3uomg

converse are a good choice just get some of the newer ones
loafers might not be a bad choice either

>Jacket looks kinda gay but I guess that's fitting for you.
all my jackets and sweaters look kinda gay, I just bought an oversize green jumper today actually

I've got a school shooter trench coat I bought as a joke but that's about it. And some shitty ass raincoat lookin thing but it's getting warmer so that ain't an issue.

>I don't know how any music is neet but maybe man.
Weeb stuff?

youtube.com/watch?v=ynEOo28lsbc

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whats your age?
youtube.com/watch?v=czPTCiLF6ng
probably has something to do with it

Disgusting

18, I feel like this is prime shoe age, I know a nigga who spends hundreds on shoes and no one seems to give a shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=ut_eO91nXrY

>Disgusting
What is?

youtube.com/watch?v=_CI-0E_jses

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i used to wear these in college but havent for a while also had angle bites i was pretty edgy in the old days makes me cringe thinking about it

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trust me people notice this kinda shit
makes you look good, clean, stylish
youtube.com/watch?v=FAucVNRx_mU