Hey lads, I'm extremely busy and really need someone to watch this. Ill be right back ok?
Hey lads, I'm extremely busy and really need someone to watch this. Ill be right back ok?
Evan Ward
Kayden Collins
No worries, dude, I'll watch over it as if it was my own
Adam Parker
*drinks it all*
Nicholas Bailey
That better be onions milk
Cooper Hall
*Shits in your milk*
I liek chocolate milk!1!
Jack Evans
that milk will be under heavy surveillance, don't worry friend, we've got you!
Oliver Ward
wtf I said I'd keep the milk safe, what the j hell are you doing?!
Nicholas Nelson
Since its white, you will have no idea if i cum in it! Hahaha!
David Hernandez
your milk was really lacking diversity, I improved it
Adrian Peterson
*cums in your milk*
*claps hands*
*puts on fedora*
*strokes micropenis*
*logs back on reddit*
Benjamin Butler
(checked)
WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUY'S! I was gone for like 5 minutes! Well fortunately I keep a spare around. I have to run to bank, take of this one please
Kevin Jenkins
Ugh, didnt you learn from last time? Dont trust us with this shit. Somebody pissed in it.
Grayson Gomez
Can I smell the milk?
Matthew Parker
Yeah go ahead my man, you've earned it for being polite enough to ask
David Martin
*runs up to you*
*sticks obese ass against your nose*
*farts until blood comes out*
*turns around*
*snaps fingers*
Smell that bitch haha!
*runs back to computer*
*logs on reddit*
*strokes micropenis*
Brody Richardson
Take of this he said.....
*marries the milk*
Jayden Nguyen
Thank you, I'm going to go smell it now
Hunter Stewart
>milks the milk
Camden Diaz
fuckfuckfuckfuck
anyone got any ideas before he comes back?
Alexander Lewis
Dude pour another glass! He'll never know
Wyatt Roberts
*runs up ti spilt milk*
*sticks cup up ass as I squat*
*flap my arms like a bird and squak*
*try to stand*
*glass breaks*
*shards, blood, and shit everywhere*
*stroke micropenis*
*run back to computer*
*log on reddit*
Alexander Jenkins
Salvage as much of the milk as possible, we replace the rest with our cum. It was like when we replaced our parents vodka with water in high school
Anthony Young
>take milk
>replace it with almond milk
You do know that regular milk is bad for you, right? There's almost no benefit to drinking it. Drinking milk after being a baby is something that is not natural in the animal kingdom. Not to mention that most people lack the ability to digest milk anyways. There's also the fact that people who drink more milk are more likely to develop osteoporosis.
Breakfast and milk are both literally Jewish tricks. Same with three meals a day.
There's also the moral side of it. Keeping a cow perpetually pregnant does a load on it's body. When she gets old and tired, farms just kill her for meat. It's cruel...
Justin Diaz
i have a container of milk does anyone have a glass or something to pour it in?
Gabriel Turner
i don't know why Jow Forums prides itself on not being reddit when it makes shitty reddit threads like this
Aaron Bailey
Haha I cummed in that when you weren't looking.
Cooper James
I'm GONNA SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT SON OF A BITCH HAHAHAHAHA BLEED NIGGER BLEED
Levi Jackson
Well fuck you then, i drink around a litre per day