*blocks ur path*

*blocks ur path*

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its so twisted wtf

i'd like to get him to block something else no homo

My dong goes to the left a bit but nothing like that!

wanna date

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*cocks your bath*

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Is he the big fella from princess bride?

yes. more accurately the big fella from princess bride is from wrestling i think

why is it bent like that lmao

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Because he jacks-off with his left hand.

why are you bent

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are you a boy or a girl (male)?

exceptionally girly guy

post butte

lol what I'm straight

me on the left, nz on the right

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time to jerk off and hate myself some more lole

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Yea toungue fuck that kiwi buddy!

already been forcibly kissed by a guy
i'll punch you fgts

>already been forcibly kissed by a guy
me too and it was by a big fat drunk cunt i hate

"see this isn't gay it's just lips pressing on each other"

why is everyone a dumb cunt what the fuck

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mine was some short emo poofta
wasn't bad looking but still unexpected

are dicks really that big

Me: hotdogs
Aus and Nz: girls (male)

I'm 18.5cm

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samefag

>mine was some short emo poofta
emos were hot i miss them

except the cutting thing

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well there's still some of those autists around obviously
problem is I'm still figuring out my sexuality, unfortunately it seems to be getting gayer

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>problem is I'm still figuring out my sexuality
it'll go weird places you're better off finding a better hobby

like tennis or knitting or something

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>it'll go weird places
what do you mean by that

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I've never samefagged in my life you sexy bitch

>what do you mean by that
you'll see for yourself i'd hate to spoil it :3

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not a sexy bitch, I'm a guy sorry

nah tell me pls

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ew orange pubes

>nah tell me pls
okay you'll find a dominant personality and they'll make you do lots of weird shit that you don't fully understand

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I'm a dominant personality tho
And I'm not a naive kid either I know what fetishes people have

i like you it's a shame it didn't work

the other guy's a good guy too i really like him

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hopefully he's closer to home

brisbane if i wasn't such a massive drunk i could go see him lole

he'll come to me i think

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post body

aussie has seen it, ask him

the lower half

it still isn't a big deal but maybe i did exploit you wasn't my intention

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there's some autismo calling me gay on /soc/ right now so you can find the upper half there