Things that piss you off in porn

Things that piss you off in porn
>It's not vanilla
>The girl turns out to be a trap
>When the guy moans loader then the girl
>When the anal scene starts
>It turns into cuckoldry
>Femdom

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Porn is so gross
There industry is gross and everyone jerking to it is gross

Please read doujins instead

>Their*
Learn grammar faggot

>there's a man
>find something nice looking and solo, and then it devolves into there being a man or implications of one
>she's interacting with anybody
Does nobody else want the beautiful women to belong to them, at least in the moment that they're getting off? Shit, even with 2D, it's always like this.

what porn do you watch my man?

>dudes buttcheeks and nutsack fill the screen
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>man's anus in focus
>niggers
>shallow creampies, might as well pull out

>netorare
What a mistake

I forogot to put that, NTR should be banned and outlawed

>video bluffers and freezes on the man
>bust nut

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>Incest where the daughter lets her dad rape her without her fighting back
>Forced sex where women don't take charges or attempt to find any solution other than continue to endure the sex
>Molestation porn where females just say "stop" over and over while they do whatever
>"Victims" of rape staying in the same place so they can be raped multiple times
>Porn stories only existing at the beginning, so that you never figure out what is going to happen
>Stuck videos. Seriously, how does someone get stuck in a window or a laundry machine?
>Blowjob scenes. They literally have 1 cock and zero female genitals. What am I supposed to look at? The mouth? Then I get to see spit on a cock.
>Porn physics resulting in someone literally falling so that their penis enters a vagina
>When it is consensual. That just means the woman is a slut.
>When in the middle of a rape, the woman starts making out and straddles her rapist without so much as a threat.

>see nice ass in thumbnail
>its the dude's ass

Rimjobs. Fucking rimjobs. It's ok when the guy licks the woman's ass but the opposite is fucking gay and disgusting.

Related to POV vids(I only watch POV):

>the guy shows his face
>recording from a non pov angle
>too much talking

Jesus. Vanilla fags like you are bringing porn down.

>See hot lady
>Starts off well
>She eats the guy's ass
I wonder what taste she had in her mouth after that

>Please read doujins instead
My nigga

Got any quick recommendations for me, user?
I read a lot, so give me some lesser known titles.

>2018
>Not liking vanilla
No, YOU'RE the one who is destroying porn

>guy starts yelling like he's going Super Saiyan when he's cumming
>3 drops of cum dribble out

>a dick appears at any time

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>There is a dude in the video.

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insta boner death

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>Girl fingers the guy while he's banging her
>Guy moans louder than the girl
If I wanted a moaning guy to be penetratied I'd watch gay porn.

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>girl is supposed to finish guy off
>gives 2 half-hearted tugs and just stops

>bimbos
>bodybuilders
>chads
>dicks bigger than mine
>50 minute long clips
I stick to amateur stuff mostly

Don't watch porn, but I might if they had some more interesting things in it. Like if instead of a porn star, they had a comedian come in. Or at least the porn industry should expand outside just a little so they're not just appealing to boners.

>pubes
>guy's butthole visible
>crying
>blacked
>butterface
>ridiculously huge tits

>vulgar language
>touching
>nudity
>sexual content
>anything not family safe
>being with each other without asking their parents for permission first

good clean christian porn just like jesus would have wanted

>the bbc
>hairy pussies
>bad video quality

>when the dude is fucking bald

It's a gangbang creampie scene but they clean up between loads

>have tickle fetish
>watch videos of women getting tickled
>watch one with high production, good camera
>EXCEPT 3/4 of the video is focused on feet and are usually close-up, so you don't even see the person cute reactions to being tickled not to mention that feet aren't pretty to look at, just something to scribble one's fingers on mercilessly and make the other person shriek and writhe desperately in an attempt to playfully escape
>also when people play-up/ feign reactions
>american accents in general OR those weird nasally oriental women voices (where they sound kinda like Janice from Friends in another language), usually mute most videos involving them
>dyed actresses, it looks terrible most of the time, red clothing also looks cheap
>less clothes, no i don't watch sex, that's gross so not having clothes on kills some of the appeal, having ones body unintentionally revealed, hinting at key weak-points or strategic ticklish locations is fundamental to thy fetish
>when people who share my fetish get neady as fuck and spam the comment sections (especially on youtube), worse when they try to be coy, i want to strangle them and tell them to leave people alone. oversupply kills the hype and surprise not to mention that seedy behaviour is unworthy of being pleasured

hahahahaha, i want to see this, it sounds hilarious

>click thumbnail for female video
>immediately see hands
>"yep, its definitely a guy"
>watch anyway as it feels like i'm psychoanalysing someone and wonder what actually goes on in their head

Does this actually happen? Do they have a duel usually in those kind of videos where they moan louder. Like when I touch myself I never moan, like I might giggle a bit and bite my dressing gown but never make noise).

I like you, you are what we should aspire to be.

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