Get the fuck out of this place right now This is a toxic website that poisons your mind with extremely unrealistic view of the world
That fat "neckbeard" standing in front is me, a couple of years ago I used to live at my mom's house with no job, jacking off to anime while chugging 2 4lokos because I wanted to die of alcohol poisoning. Fast foward, 3 years later I got a job, I got a car and got my own place. I used to hate myself and think that all girls around me hated me as well for being "undesirable" until one of the normies at work invited me out to do coke.
That girl (or "roastie") standing in front let me snort coke off her asshole and all I had to do was get drunk and go out
I came here to say goodbye to you all and to strongly suggest you to get away from this toxic garbage website, this is the first time I come here in 3 months and I decided to open this threat to tell you guys to at least fucking try and stop being such massive queers, grow a pair and fucking talk to girls, they don't hate you unless you made them hate you Stop jacking off every day stop watching anime stop crying yourself to sleep until really late at night while browsing this pathetic board
Get out now while you can, if I got my dick sucked and lost my virginity I'm pretty sure you all can, all you have to do is not be so obnoxious and stop overthinking everything >inb4 get out normie
wih pleasure, now I'm gonna go lick those roasties assholes while you losers fight each other here over dumb non-sense shit
>snorted coke off the asshole of the same girl who probably never once thought of him in an intimate or sexual way are you a fucking wizard?
Kayden Wood
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my botch
Christian Cooper
as soon as you said "Stop doing x" I instantly thought of varg
confirmed larp fuck you ill self destruct if i want
Jose Taylor
would you suck in the fart if she farted while there was a line on it? answer this question to prove your alpha status is legitimate
Oliver Cox
yeah but I hate being social I also don't romatacize the idea of love so i don't yearn for a lover I can get sex easily via tinder and I'm perfectly happy doing my hobbies and using this site as a place to rest for a bit then go back to work
Matthew Reed
Fuck off, you will never know what's it like to be a manlet (5'6). No women will ever find me desireable and thats the sad truth
>you can do gross normalfag stuff if you really want and try to, and adapt your personality to fit it Yeah, I know. Unironically, good for you, user. People who really want to do stuff like that should find their way to. Not everyone talking about liking 2D and not finding this culture you like appealing are lying, though. I don't want it. I want to focus on myself and my personal interests and be comfortable with who I am and what I want out of life. That just happens to not be using my tongue on random women.
Jack Cook
I just come here for the memes and greentexts
Brody Bailey
I've spent the last 2 months trying to get this through at least one persons head and I'm pretty sure I've failed miserably. R9k is dead this people are just here to wallow in filth I give up
Sebastian Edwards
>wow I really appreciate this brief interaction with someone on an image board! I'm going to change my entire life! THANK YOU
Henry Jackson
Proud of you bro now lose the weight and you'll be Chad in no time . You are already a Chad at heart
Sebastian Wilson
See you in a month or two, op
Nicholas Kelly
>t.filthy boi
It used to work now it doesn't. the only difference now is when people tell you tards how a wheel works you jackasses sperg and try to reinvent it
Jackson Brown
>extremely unrealistic view of the world kys
Alexander Nelson
>namefag >actually retarded Wtf how
Andrew Jenkins
I think everyone in that picture is a Jew.
Alexander Young
see you in a few months, good luck with that heart attack you're gonna give yourself. doing coke while obese lmao. YOU ARE REQUIRING DRUGS FOR ALL THESE SOCIAL INTERACTIONS THIS CAN'T LAST DIPSHIT
Isaac Gomez
>Get the fuck out of this place right now Nothing will stop me from having my revenge, normalfag. Not even you.
>This is a toxic website that poisons your mind with extremely unrealistic view of the world R9k is the truth. I would gladly bare any toxicity to see the world as it really is.
>That fat "neckbeard" standing in front is me, Quickly, my robots! This camwhoring hambeasy has broken the first rule of our board! Report him in the name of R9k!
>That girl (or "roastie") standing in front let me snort coke off her asshole and all I had to do was get drunk and go out Fucking degenerate. Stay off my board.
no, I'm just another fat guy that got his "pencil dick" sucked already did, they just think I'm funny and charismatic, that's how I "got in" that group what about that "manlet" behind me? I walked in his room at the hotel by accident trying to find a place to snort more coke off that girl's ass crack and he was balls deep in that girl's in the middle mouth All you have to do is not be weird and you'll get any girl you want get a job, if you don't have one and if you do, talk to people, change your attitude and be more outgoing keep being a fucking little scared picky bitch and you'll die a fucking virgin in your mom's basement we gotta keep reminding them I actually don't give a fuck because if I get a heart attack I know I'll get it after I busted a huge load all over her tits and guess what? I died happy
Your thread's more negative and aggressive than most of the others on here. You realize that, right? I said it's fine and good that you're living how you want to. Now go enjoy that life instead of autistically assuming everyone has the same personality as you and wants nothing more than to hit reset on their personality and figure out how to fuck sluts. Stop trying to bring people down for thinking differently than you, faggot.
Ian Walker
Reminder to report this faggot for camwhoring. Don't try backtracking, either. I know that fat faggot is you.
Jordan Lee
>taking heavy drugs for social approval Lol
Leo Ross
You are lying. Fucking larpers.
Nolan Sullivan
>keep being a fucking little scared picky bitch and you'll die a fucking virgin in your mom's basement Better to die a virgin than a degenerate.
Christian Campbell
Pop a xanax and you'll get the same benefit of not being stuck in your head
My name is John and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was so cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Is that really you user? I have a similar story, except I'm not a fat white guy and I hadn't figured out how I wanted to die yet. I still come to the board just because it's funny. But in the past 4 years, I've gone from a friendless porn addicted NEET who never left his room and was contemplating suicide. My only friend was my 4-year-old nephew who I'd play Mario games with on the Wii. I fucking hated my life.
Now, I can't even count all the wild experiences I've had and all the cities I've partied in. Pic related is me bringing two girls back from the club and attempting to have a 3some with two girls in the projects. I failed but it was a good night.
Not trying to act like partying and whores is all there is to life, but people like us are proof that you can turn shit around. You, a fat neckbeard, me, an ugly negroid.
The same exact thing happened to me just the other day.
Gavin Morris
>already social and part of a group of friends Okay, so the trick is to already be social and have a group of friends. Got you, bro. Fuck off. Just because you're a fat Mexican or Arab or whatever the fuck you are doesn't mean you belong here.
Jaxson Roberts
>switch from worthless lifestyle to worthless lifestyle what a feat
Austin Thompson
These posts are my favorite. Invariably people who assert they used to be 'just like you' and yet have absolutely zero empathy or understanding of the robot plight.
Usually meaning they are larping and here to shitpost, or were failed normies who were sad once and already had established social network and support structure for themselves.
>just be a total degenerate and do drugs and alcohol ruin your future health to get women bro
Fuck off normie.
Isaac Parker
>implying there is a single woman on this earth that would pick a fat fuck like you over someone ripped
Ayden Wilson
>already had established social network and support structure for themselves. it's actually surprising how this never becomes something the writers of roleplay like OP integrate into their stories in a self-aware way, goes completely ignored in every variation of this and similar copypastas
Jaxson Morales
snorting poison out of a hooker's asshole seems good to you? Sound like you climbed out of the sewer only to fall back in face first, like literally. Or nice shitpost.
Elijah Russell
>get off this website, it's bad for you! >do illegal hard drugs instead! Read this carefully and realize how retarded you sound
John Murphy
john is a nigger
Benjamin Sullivan
Thats a lotta work tho my mane
Chase Nelson
I do think it's interesting how no ideologue is ever interested in apostates. Those who once agreed with you and now no longer do should be closely listened to, not necessarily for being correct though.
Gavin Brooks
>died happy
Lol, you might not die and also dying will be painful and you won't look at the past fucks you had as anything more than worthless as you fade. There's a good chance you will survive and will be a stroke victim looking like a retard and have trouble doing basic tasks.
Kevin Young
fuck off faggot my chad friend has HIV for life because of women.
Josiah Cox
Funny thing is, I'm sure you're still a virgin. She never let you hit it. so what's the point?
i just went on tinder there's a 9/10 girl bringing coke over this weekend and we're just gonna fuck and shower and eat and sleep and fuck and fuck and fuck the whole time
this place is for becoming and staying an autist
Nicholas Ortiz
>That girl (or "roastie") standing in front let me snort coke off her asshole and all I had to do was get drunk and go out Am I supposed to be impressed with that in any way
just popping back in this thread to say that you are 100% redblooded alpha male stock
Jordan Williams
unironically kill yyourself
Josiah Hall
>stop fishing for attention >gives attention hours later
Friend....
Brody Rivera
>Jow Forums filename
Why is this thread still going?
Isaac Brooks
>DO DRUGS KIDS IT WILL MAKE YOU COOL LIKE ME >Says as he stands on the side of the frame, so all normies and roasties can erase him from the photo later when they post him on social media Sorry user, but you were never a robot. I dont like gatekeeping but if you cannot even hold a set of inquebrantable (unless through thinking and informing yourself, not by peer pressure or convinced by an obvious shill as you are) principles and beliefs, you dont even count as a human being. Thay set of core beliefs for me includes do not do coke, so im gonna have to pass. Have fun in your new world tho, dont let us make you feel like a degenerate just because you had feces and drugs up your nostrils
Justin White
OP is a fake and retarded redditor
Dominic Hall
>stop jacking off everyday nigga I swear to god I jerk off 7 times a day minimum, you can go fuck yourself just like I do
Leo Cook
I wonder if you knew how cringe this was when you wrote it. somehow worse than OP. truly epic
No. I haven't got any pussy, or friends for that matter. However, I'm not just gonna slip into that adolescent mindset and say "fuck the world" because I don't get the affection I believe I deserve.
I'm a virgin and an absolute loser. Your merely telling me off because normalcy is something society manufactures to keep it under control. In the end, you don't know anything and constantly compare yourself to others because you are one of the millions of idiot masses will never be content with their lives and live in an imaginary hellscape.
That is the source of insecurity, and I am above you all.
Lol you really think doing any of that really makes life that much better. Its really not until you get over that the hill till you see that its all pointless anyway. Literally I can be social, happy in relationships and still just feel completely detached
Jason Cox
Same. I would love to see what these people are like in real life.
Sebastian Miller
4 locos aint shit faggot thats weak shit
Ryder Roberts
Something you have never done and probably never will you fucking anime watchig manchild
I'm stuck in limbo where people see me as cool and normal until they get to know me and are scared off. I think my whole life is gonna be like this but I dont know what to fix or change
Fpbp This place is funny as hell, and I'm not some braindead teenager who never goes outside and who's friends are all off discord. I understand to separate Jow Forums from real life
Alexander Miller
>who's REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS EVERYONE ILLITERATE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lincoln Long
What happened for you to change? It takes alot of willpower to change like that
Michael Edwards
Because this is the internet and none care about write good
Aiden Johnson
see you in a few months or years if you are lucky. You will be back there is no escape.
Caleb Gutierrez
You fucking degenerate, you have accomplished NOTHING!
>obese drug using literal asslicker looking down on anybody
Ayden Ross
im just annoyed there are still so many people telling themselves that things aren't working out for them cuz they're short and ugly or some shit there's a married dude with a micro dick that stays at the hotel I work at all the time him and his wife even invited me once for a swapping but sadly I'm not married. They're always doing some kinky shit. A fuckin micro penis and he's short. He must make plenty of money though. Also the most chad dude I know is funny looking and fat but he gets all the girls it's annoying. He's just really confident and tries with all of them without hesitation.
Jayden Campbell
fake story you were right about this board though
Jordan Stewart
This is the only place that's not toxic
Forced non-toxicity is toxic
Gavin Ward
i'm in awe of you lads. you're too awesome. high fives all around! *smack*
