i literally cant poop anywhere but my own bathroom
the idea of pooping in public or at someone elses house is horrifying to me
am i the only one who is like this?
I Only Poop At Home
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John Lopez
I have a really close friend who has the exact same issue, though I've never questioned him about it.
I'm a poop slut myself, I can go anywhere just about. What's your hang up?
Carter Roberts
i just squat in the air so my ass doesn't make contact with the toilet bowl. problem solved.
Henry Richardson
I used to be like this but i poo a lot so i said fuck it, poo in the public shower
Joshua Wood
i am also an extremely shy pooper. why are we like this??
>poo in the public shower
this is fucked up but it's a fact that a poo in the shower is always hilarious
Matthew Flores
yeah im the same op...
also my poops are too big for toilets so i have a dedicated shit stick to slice them in half so they eventually flush, i wouldnt be able to get away with this in public or at someone elses house.
Benjamin Sullivan
I'm like that too, I don't even shit at work, I have only done it a few times out of my house ever, sometimes you just can't help it and it fucking disgusts me, I felt dirty after it.
Ethan Parker
dude i dont even know maybe its stagefright
Asher Martin
>work in office
>bathroom has hadicap stall with big translucent windows (light comes in diffused)
>my poop breaks are my chance to get my eyes off of bright lights, turn light off in bathroom, plenty of ambient light coming in through the big windows
>makes me so fucking mad when people come in, turn the bright fucking fluorescent lights on, piss, then leave without turning the lights off
>started shouting at people to turn the light off on their way out
i'd rather be the crazy stall leprechaun than lose my eye break desu
Luis Price
I used to get like that about peeing, and I still can't pee at places like pic related, but I can poop anywhere, probably because I have stomach issues.
Evan Scott
I'm the total opposite of you, I have to poop everywhere I go (not a personal will)
Joshua Hughes
Same here user. Mostly because my poops are totally massive and thick as fuck and no toilet can flush them except mine which is a really wide mouthed high power one that can flush potatoes.
Gavin Martinez
oh my fucking god peeing in a place like that would be a nightmare for me
Elijah Young
May this be our theme song
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Jeremiah Taylor
>spend years as a minor holding my poop in for hours until i get home
>hurt scores during track and cross country season to dedicate muscles specifically to hold in poop while running
>loud, obvious noises come from stomach especially after lunch
>join military, off to boot camp
>literally didn't poop the first week there. one night hurt so bad i woke up in the middle of the night to give the most soul draining shit of my life
>by the end of boot camp i could poop while having conversations.
it's all about practice OP. However...
>medial hold after boot camp
>have to escort a young, decent looking female recruit on medical hold to medical
>"what you in for femanon?"
>"i haven't pooped in four weeks and it has to be surgically removed now"
Jaxon Lee
>i could poop while having conversations.
i aspire to one day be this great
Aiden Rivera
i need to poop right now but my autism wont let me leave bed for another 11 minutes, will post results when i return
Caleb Jenkins
i cannot use the restroom in public at all pretty much. my new job is the worst because theres so many people that always seem to be in the bathroom, so i cant do anything. i just wash my hands like a fucking retard..
Oliver King
go in there and blow that shit up with a nuclear turd then ask everyone that walks in if they want you to save some for them
Landon Kelly
for whatever reason i can take a shit for the most part.. but i usually just have to piss during the office work day. i try to shit at home.
Cooper Carter
I used to be like this until I was homeless, now I can take the nastiest of shits just about anywhere.
>tfw you take a horrible disgusting shit at walmart
>manage to clog their industrial strength super toilet
>as you walk out the janitor walks in
Portable toilets are still pee only though
Evan Gray
i used to be like that, now i can shit anywhere. I feel free.
Thomas Foster
I used to be like that but I don't care anymore. I poop everywhere. Malls? I've pooped there. College? Poop. Work? Poop Friend's house? Poop.