I Only Poop At Home

i literally cant poop anywhere but my own bathroom

the idea of pooping in public or at someone elses house is horrifying to me

am i the only one who is like this?

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I have a really close friend who has the exact same issue, though I've never questioned him about it.

I'm a poop slut myself, I can go anywhere just about. What's your hang up?

i just squat in the air so my ass doesn't make contact with the toilet bowl. problem solved.

I used to be like this but i poo a lot so i said fuck it, poo in the public shower

i am also an extremely shy pooper. why are we like this??

>poo in the public shower
this is fucked up but it's a fact that a poo in the shower is always hilarious

yeah im the same op...

also my poops are too big for toilets so i have a dedicated shit stick to slice them in half so they eventually flush, i wouldnt be able to get away with this in public or at someone elses house.

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I'm like that too, I don't even shit at work, I have only done it a few times out of my house ever, sometimes you just can't help it and it fucking disgusts me, I felt dirty after it.

dude i dont even know maybe its stagefright

>work in office
>bathroom has hadicap stall with big translucent windows (light comes in diffused)
>my poop breaks are my chance to get my eyes off of bright lights, turn light off in bathroom, plenty of ambient light coming in through the big windows
>makes me so fucking mad when people come in, turn the bright fucking fluorescent lights on, piss, then leave without turning the lights off
>started shouting at people to turn the light off on their way out

i'd rather be the crazy stall leprechaun than lose my eye break desu

I used to get like that about peeing, and I still can't pee at places like pic related, but I can poop anywhere, probably because I have stomach issues.

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