>Be me.
>Worlds' greatest hacker
>#1 on FBI's most wanted list.
>But they can't track me down because I always delete my browser history
>Just got done hacking the entire internet
>Now every user in the world get redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com
>One of my hackerbros messages me on AIM.
>Tells me that 420_1337_h4x0r_420, my #1 hackerbro, has been arrested.
>They were able to backtrace his IP because he forgot to browse in Incognito mode
>Word on the street is, he's already ratted me out.
>Look out window.
>FBI helicopter circling overhead
>Hah! Those bastards don't know who they're dealing with.
>Open up Internet Explorer.
>Get redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com
>Oh yeah, forgot about that.
>Run disableblackpeoplemeet.exe
>Now it's time for some world-class hacking.
>Go to fbi.gov/hack/
>Fuck, there's a password.
>Something appears on the bottom-right corner of my screen.
>"It looks like you're trying to hack the FBI. Would you--"
>Clippy gives me the password.
>Guess he's not so bad after all.
>Now that i'm in, I go to fbi.gov/hack/helicopters
>"Congratulations, hacker! You now have full access of the FBI's helicopters! What would you like them to do?"
>"A)Turn left. B)Turn right. C)Ascend. D)Descend E)Explode."
>Go with option E
>BOOM, baby.
>Flaming helicopters fall from the sky.
Be me
>Flaming helicopters fall from the sky.
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Preytty good
Thanks, I had a good laugh.
internet historian is funny amirite op
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>>Be me.
Ah, there he is.
That motherfucker.
What a tool.
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