Have to read 30 pages a week

>have to read 30 pages a week

Nope. I'm done. What the fuck do these nerds at uni fucking expect from me? 30 goddamn pages? What the fuck?

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>have to write a 150 words essay to graduate

wtf, fucking white people

>30 minutes of homework expected EVERY NIGHT

It's over.

>10 letter essay due in 5 years
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK HELP

>100 word thesis due at the end of the semester
I didn't want to graduate anyway.

Yo fuck uni

What's the material?

i know it's suppose to force a work ethic into you but it borders on mental torture. i went to my sisters graduation and they even acknowledged how hard it must have been for students to stay up all night be stressed 24/7, almost like it was expected. like it was the norm. but hard times create strong people, right? right?

I have to do geography, astronomy, and python (since I failed C# by never coming to class....)

>they even acknowledged how hard it must have been for students to stay up all night be stressed 24/7

Depends on the major and the student and the classes and the number of classes, but the vast majority of students don't face 24/7 demands unless they are working full time AND taking a significant number of units. Even then you could budget your time and not be "stressed all the time." It'd just be no fun at all.

Most of the stress comes from waiting to do assignments at the last minute.

Man I read like a book every 4 days.

bros why can a homie read thousands of manga pages per day, but can't open a text book and study for the life of him?

Why cant they just add big anime tiddies to the text books?

In burgerland one credit hour means 1 hour of class/lab per week, right? So if the average bachelors degree has 120 credits and takes 8 terms, does it mean the average burger spends only 15 hours per week in lectures or doing lab work? Could any amerirobot clear this up for me, plz.

Classes are usually 3-4 credits, and are typically taken 1.5 hours twice per week per class, depending on if your school cares or not these classes could require as little as one hour of work per week, to sometimes much more.

For a normie Business degree that I got (please laugh) for most of my classes only a handful required actual studying. I

went to an average school, not shit tier community college, but not amazing either.

I dropped out of Mechanical Engineering (They call engineering Pre-Business in my school since everyone ends up dropping out of it and swapping to business) because I had no interest in spending 10-20+ hours per week on homework.

Cool, I'm taking a biochem meme degree and here we have to take 4000 hours of lab/class + 1000 hours of mandatory internship in a total of 5 years. Of course most lectures (each course has one lecture per week) only take 2 or 3 hours instead of 4 as they should, but still it sucks because even taking extra classes and being in uni almost all the time I'll still at most be able to graduate in 3.5 or 4 years...

>Have to do one arithmetic problem by the end of the week.

Just kill me now

Yep 15 hours per week and 8 quarters/terms. We seem to not multiply the other weeks in the quarter

>I dropped out of Mechanical Engineering (They call engineering Pre-Business in my school since everyone ends up dropping out of it and swapping to business) because I had no interest in spending 10-20+ hours per week on homework

lmfao dissing community college but couldn't handle an engineering class and blames it on difficulty typical loser

>>have to read 30 pages a week

>Nope. I'm done. What the fuck do these nerds at uni fucking expect from me? 30 goddamn pages? What the fuck?

Nigga you serious? I have to read 40, if not more, each day, just for one class. I thought I was trash at uni but I feel kinda better that it's just a History thing to expect people to read like 100 pages for next week, plus whatever tasks teachers pull out of their asses.

>history
wew

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>not knowing how to read
Are you retarded or something? How is 30 pages an exorbitant number of pages?

t. king brainlet
I was expecting more from you.

>expecting any less from a robot
Anyway, will you livestream it when you decide to off yourself because of debts?

When you feed your brain nothing but r9k and porn, 30 pages feel like reading a Harry Potter book.

>Big anime tiddies in textbooks
shit user you're on to something there

Play less videogames then

I wasn't dissing, just giving a general idea of the type of school I was at.

I took 40 hours/credits worth of community college classes in highschool. And only a dumbass would consider community college a "legitimate" center of learning. The teachers didn't give a damn, and fucked right off as soon as they finished their lectures. Community college is just another X years of highschool for adults.

I handled my engineering classes fine, I did a semester of it, and decided I had no interest in continuing that path.

Not all "drop-outs" are dropping out because its hard, or because they couldn't handle it. I found that shit dead boring. Maybe I should have tried other engineering branches, who knows, but for now I'm happy with my choice to ditch ME.

>it feels like reading garbage written for children
I ask again: are you retarded? Just pick up a book that isnt YA trash. Cyberpunks pretty in right now, you might want to pick up Neuromancer if you have the time.

>Implying I live in burgeristan
Have fun restricting yourself to normalfag stuff or STEM to even dream about affording studies.

reading all of this is so funny
i used to work 10 hours a day, often 6 days a week. my phone was never quiet because fuckers from work called me all the time
even in the middle of the night.

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I think you're done

And where do you end up?

>Opening book once, at the end of the semester
I am done lads

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