What's the very first thing that stumbled upon your mind whiIe Iooking at pic related?

>fuck I should really hide this thread
at work so unsure if coworkers might see
also trying to reduce porn overstimulation but the state this website has gotten to won't allow that so easily

Good boys kek

I could seriously just have been a nice obedient cocksucker
too much hassle tryna lasso a girl

jealous

why do you say this with such negativity?

I know myself well enough to know that I'll never get one because I'm too lazy to fix myself.

because it is true. Some people are just not meant to experience it. it is our destiny

user's really, reeeeeally bitter that he'll never get to experience having a fucking huuuuuuuge peepee in his face.

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Porn just makes me sad, it reminds me that I'm too pathetic for any of this.

No user, you got it all wrong.

Kinda have gotten desensitized to porn now so mind just ignores post like these the same way it ignores tranny or femoid/fembot thread

>I'm too lazy to fix myself.

>he'll never get to experience

>I'm too pathetic for any of this

You guy are too negative. You shouldn't.

>I hope that girl is a guy.

ugly 3DPD
u browse R9K at work, how new are you holy shit normie

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I'm being realistic.

God I'm so fucking lonely (of course this isn't original)

Idk. Nice carpet. There are no carpets in my house.

I thought of my girlfriend sucking my cock

nah, it's just that sexual organs can understandably be fucking disgusting when you're not aroused.

"mine's bigger"
followed by
"gotta fap"

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Ooooooh you imagine yourself as the guy huh? Whoops, talk about egg on my face lol.

That dude sure likes sucking cock.

I wonder how much money she made

Yes, I want my cock to be sucked.

"dick size doesn't matter that much"
Literally watching a chaturbate girl, who has a vague resemblance to STPeach, suck and jerk off a guy (her boyfriend?) who must be like 5 inches maybe a bit less.
Y'all niggas need to cool with with the dick size insecurities

Thought of my ex because she has a similar look

why do women Iike big cocks so much?

>experience nothing but negativity your whole life
>hurrdurr why are you so negative no wonder nobody likes you

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that sounds like a stupid way to handle your life
>seek negativity in your future because you experienced negativity in the past
don't you want to be happy?

Arousal quite literally makes you feel no disgust, so it could be possible you're asexual

you know how they one's childhood and teens are their happiest years?
well if I wasn't happy then, I highly doubt that adulthood is gonna be any better and so far it definitely hasn't been
so why even bother?
i rather stay negative instead of try, get my hopes up and fail like so many times before

The remembrance that the SSRIs I'm taking that keep me functional in nearly every aspect of my life also make me completely uninterested in sex and semi-impotent.

I still sometimes look at porn and realise now that it's completely out of habit. Can't even get a half-chub. I'm kind of happy about it I guess, less time wasted with fifty billion tabs open looking for 'that' video.

>i rather stay negative instead of try
and that's my friend why you're unhappy
because you chose to.

As I said, I tried numerous times and never resulted in anything noteworthy.
I reached out to a few people I hung out with in high school and invited them over multiple times and it was ok, I guess, but I kinda hoped that they might do the same and reach out to me once in a while, which never, not even once happened within the last 3 years. Guess they just wanted some free snacks and drinks.
So now I choose complete social isolation, just to avoid the disappointment.

>So now I choose complete social isolation, just to avoid the disappointment.
But look at OP's pic.
You REALLY want to miss out on that? Even just to TRY it ONCE? Faggot.

if that would be all I'm after I'd just get a hooker dude.
Europe's largest brothel is a hour drive away from me.

A long term fap roulette type-thing I've been thinking of starting called "anal university"

God I should probably kill myself

I'm tired of robots being so obsessed with sex. You're all so pathetic.

You're a pig fucking kike

...Live your freaky dreams user?

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What's wrong user? Did I hurt your fee fees?

It's really nice to have a gf whom you find more attractive that a girl who people pay to look at.

Did robots hurt yours?