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INTP, i'm the alpha version of a human that god forgot to make compatible with the newer versions

>genuinely can't tell if ISFP or ISTP
>ideally an ISTP badass
>actually a little slow, clumsy, autistic and stupid when it comes to politics
Also some people typed me as a ESTP (yea, the stereotypical chad, even though I'm literally the virgin), what a gigantic clusterfuck

I am in the same situation here, some days I think I am ISTP, some ISFP. But it might have to do with me possibly being bipolar

>ENTP
>aside from ENTP, my favourite type is ISTP
>INFJ, ISFP
>radical centrism

>INTJ
>ENTP
>ESFJ
>neoliberal

I'm an INTP and it sucks badly, real badly, fuck I wish I wasn't like this.

People seem to think I'm a pretty smart person but I'm quite lazy and even though I could be way more sensitive, I'm not sure I'm a thinker. If mbti is about how you make decisions, maybe I'm a thinker : I can say stupid things (impulsively, engaging in discussions about things I know nothing about) and do things impulsively without thinking about the consequences or do things my own way and appear stupid to other people in the process, I'm not a fool : I know you HAVE to play it smart if I don't want to ruin my life.

but I'm not a fool*
I have to play it smart if I don't want to ruin my life*
Sorry, English is not my mother tongue

I've done the tests and talked to mbti fags about it a lot, and I'm pretty certain I'm enfp, but unfortunately my anxiety gets in the way of my nature and makes me miserable. I'm social at heart, but anxiety makes me over analyse and worry and so I'm not nearly as social as I could be. I'm charming and kind and full of energy when I'm being myself in proper company, outside of it I'm subdued and quiet, barely noticeable. I don't have the childlike wonder a lot of enfps have but I do have a childish side and believe in dumb notions like ghosts and soulmates. I get on best with INs, almost all my closest friends have been or are Infp or Intp. I seem to clash with Js because I feel like they're too cynical. I don't get on as well with extroverts because I'm used to the company of introverts.

yep, a lot of ENFPs have anxiety yet they are social. you can still make it easily

>INTP with INFJ/ENTP occasional outbursts
>ISTP/ENTJ
>anyone who's uncooperative/histrionic

Moot cowered as the doors to his panic room were being punched down. Every powerful Australian fist banging against them shook the rooms walls, and sent Moots framed images of Woody Allen and Shimon Peres falling to the floor. He backed into the corner but realistically he knew he had nowhere to go, as the door collapsed open under the Australian assault

What Moot saw in the doorway stunned him A large, well tanned man, with an outback hat on his head and a Zyzz tattoo on his shoulder. "G'day mate". bellowed the man, as he walked towards Moot. ''Get them poofter fucking skinny jeans off mate".

Moot knew he had to do as he was told. The last time he tried to fight an Australian, his website was destroyed.

"D-d-d-on't hurt me please", stuttered Moot, "I'll expose my anus like you exposed my janitors"

The Australian man smiled as Moot began to undress in front of him "Corr, fair dinkum mate, thats a pretty nice dick". Moot tried to smile at the compliment, but he couldn't smile knowing what was about to happen. "Listen mate" continued the Aussie; "You'll have to do a sexy dance, at the moment an erection is like a Jow Forums pass, I'm not getting one because Moot isn't doing anything for me"

Moot stood up and began to sway his body from one way to the next. He could see the Aussie begin to smile, and he could see his penis begin to stand. Moot was, at this point, in tears, and completely humiliated. "Thats right mate, keep crying you soft bloody wanker" laughed the Aussie. "The floods of tears right now could drown Queensland", he bantered.

Moot looked at the Aussie and got down on all fours. He turned round and said "P-please, just fuck me and leave" The Aussie laughed once more and looked at Moot "What do you think I am, some sort of poofter?". The Aussie left the room, with moot by himself, in a puddle of tears, his anus exposed to the open air.
orgiorgininal

>calls people out on logical inconsistencies
>actively uses is-ought fallacy with the social Darwinism meme

I hope so.

So far every single friend group I've been has been me assembling a group of introverts by befriending them and introducing them to one another, electing me position as king of the autists. I'm always the guy who has to do all the taking at restaurants, shops, hotels, whatever. They just stand back and wait for me to do it. Then I tell them what we're going to do because they can't ever form an opinion beyond 'I don't mind'. That really grates on me.

>INTP
>INTP
>whichever best describes the typical normie
>traditionalist conservative

INTP with social anxiety.
I hate being INTP, not because im "too smart for this world" but because other INTPs are pieces of shit

whoops, obviously meant to quote OP, phoneposting

>INTP with social anxiety.
You didn't had to add this, INTP pretty much implies social anxiety

Imagine thinking INTPs are really like this.
Clearly written by someone trying to imitate what an INTP is like.

Attached: Facial_Expression_3.jpg (608x608, 35K)

>your type
INTP-T (100% I and 100% 2nd T)
>type you like the most
Don't know anyones type irl.
>type you hate the most
See prior.

Optional
>political stance
I don't have one. Went from Marxist > Nazi > Libertarian > Liberal > Not caring

Attached: MBTI August 2017 Drunk.png (1189x782, 142K)

- is INFJ
- likes ENFP
- no opinion on dislike
- politics too stressful for me, generally, would say libertarian centrist

do a proper test, 16memes suck ass
personalitymax.com/personality-test/

t. butthurt intp

>your type
INTP-T
>type you like the most
I'm not autistic enough to ask people about their NEET horoscope
>type you hate the most
^^

Optional
>political stance
subtle MDE references to see if anyone gets it

>ISTP
>ENFP, INFJ
>ESTP

>Right wing Libertarian

>your type
ENTP
>type you like the most
INFJ obviously
>type you hate the most
ESTP, the arch nemesis

>political stance
National socialist unironically

bumping this bread xo

ISTP
ENTJ/ISTP
ENTP unless they're not trying to deceive you and themselves into thinking that they're something they're not, a depressed genius who drinks alcohol to cope with how terrible the world is, for example.

>ENTP
>Radical Centrism
my brother.

INTP are definitely one of the most likely types to believe in innate human rights

I'm assuming because of the simplistic and rather crude nature of the drawing of said ideal girlfriend.

yeah but thats not even the point of it, the descriptions are

> ENTP
> Like ENFPs and INFPs
> Really fucking hate ENFJs and dislike ESFPs
> Just leave me alone with your politics crap. I guess I'm an opportunist, so I would be ok with any regime as long as I can get to the position in life that I like.