Post an image or a text post summizing what your ideak GF is, robots
>Hard mode: Has to theretically be able to exist in the 3d world
Ideal GF
Nolan King
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Parker Bennett
and quickly posting another
Ryan Bennett
Niether of you will find anything close to that. Enjoy being alone
Kevin Hill
I know it's incredibly unlikely, better to be alone than settle for a roastie though!
Kayden Torres
I have no idea how gsg anons do it, wanted to try out EU4 yesterday and all the buttons and panels and menus and statistics made me so anxious I shutdown the pc and just lied in bed for a good 40 minutes
Lucas Hill
Watch a video first, fuck around for 40 hours or so, and the you should have it down
Xavier Cruz
Get the games on IGG games or some skidrow torrent
Don't pay a single shekel to Paradox Interactive, their business practices suck and if you want the full experience be ready to pour over $200 into the game.
Camden Bailey
>we can play as the same nation [in eu4]
what the fuck
is this even possible?
Samuel Rogers
yes, it is actually possible
its kinda rare but it's very useful for managine large scale multi front conflicts
Aaron Perez
My ideal gf/wife can be summed up in three words.
Abigail. Smith. Adams.
That woman was literally perfect. Not kidding.
>Wife of John Adams, the patriot, so automatically a target of the most powerful army in the world at the time
>Took care of an entire estate
>Managed the family's financial situation successfully
>Active political figure who helped support the American Revolution and fought slavery
>Corresponded often via letter with friends and allies
>Kept a cool head while sometimes within a few miles of active battles between the American and British armies
>Did it all while raising kids, one of whom became a US president (John Quincy Adams)
No, but seriously, this woman was as close to perfect as you can get.
Ian Wright
Really could have used this last night.
Carson Martinez
Use the hd format
Ayden Ramirez
If you insist, OP
>military family but never cared
>probably a few inches taller than average
>2nd born child and first girl
>tried to fit in with kids in school, but was picked on for being too smart or qt
>family abuse in the home (probably has been on r/raisedbynarcissists because of this)
>leaves home at 18
>been on her own for a few years because her friends are online
>works as a receptionist in a decent sized city because she's an introvert with decent social skills
>has been hit on a shit ton of times, but always says no because they are too chatty and obnoxious
>goes home and teaches herself how to draw and chats on a private discord
>eventually learns French as a second language for shits and giggles
>is not afraid to voice or express concerns when they arise and the other girls hate her for it
>probably meet her at a random coffee house while touring a nearby city
That's all I got.
Alexander Hill
Ideal gf right here.
Orignianilenislyo
Ryan Diaz
Kosovo je srce Srbije, not Srbija, you blithering imbecile.
Owen Harris
It should be in Cyrillic anyways
Robert Morgan
This is my ideal gf:
>doesn't have a Netflix account
>reads books that aren't harry potter and game of thrones
>does not know how the reddit karma system works
>is either absurdly short or above average height for female
>radical political opinions she stands by regardless of whether she can "logically" defend them
>has artistic talent that she is good at but doesn't shove into everyone's faces the second you meet
>thinks most stand up comedy is GAY
PLEASE RESPOND
Jace Ward
>tfw you failed because you understand reddit
Kevin Bailey
uhhhhh.....plz come back
Gavin Perez
>tfw no evil villain gf
Juan Miller
Elijah Lewis
Keep those videos on reddit
Gavin Phillips
My ideal gf would be Jessica from Contagion. She is so beautiful...
Hunter Evans
work in progress i guess
Chase Harris
once again posting my most degen desire
John Nelson
>White nationalist
No wonder nobody wants to fuck you, loser lmao
Gabriel Harris
>Jow Forums
b i g o o f
Isaiah Gray
I'm not a white nationalist faggot
Tyler Price
>Likes anime
>tomboy
>can tolerate J-pop blasting all the time
>megane would be great, but not required
Jaxson Myers
>can draw anime really well
>can animate really well
>likes watching anime and playing video games
>tomboy
>short hair (optional)
>abs/muscles (optional but is a turn on)
>likes wearing sports bras/spats/ and biker shorts (huge turn on)
> just a kind person in general
Tyler Wilson
>trump
>lesser of two evils
>not the best president ever
Lmao.
Tyler Fisher
one for asian gfs ?? any ethnicities
Julian Russell
Wtf that's exactly how I am minus the scars
Lucas Harris
I await the sweet oreganoscented embrace of death
Oliver Smith
Holy fuck if I could find a GF that would play gsg with me...
Levi Perry
I dont like this hair style.
Easton Russell
Hard to imagine my own existing outside of some outlandish wish-fulfillment fiction, despite the banality I long for.
Juan Harris
there needs to be more yandere appreciation on this board. you think there would be.
Caleb Jenkins
Is there a HD guy template too?
Samuel Watson
Is it wrong to want a GF like this?
Ian Ramirez
No, this would be literally perfect.
David Walker
it's a fucking trip to compare this to the ideal partner threads on soc. there must be zero overlap
Jose Martinez
not yet there isn't
Henry Flores
What kind of partners do those normalfags want?
Ive never really been on there
Ian Taylor
Oogaboogabooga ori
Brody Cooper
textmode because wtf is mspaint
indigenous american gf
> from a tiny village in mexico or guatemala
> only speaks native language, no english or spanish
> wakes up early to make tortillas for breakfast
> legendary walking ability. makes me walk with her
> aggressively sexual, rapes me twice a day
> has 10+ children with me. I have to work long hours to feed + clothe them all
> she is a feared warrior who uses primitive weapons to hunt and defend the family
Mason Thomas
all the guys are either perverts looking for qt traps or normies looking for skinny, well spoken, well read submissive white girls. so basically what you'd expect.
the few girls who post are violent neonazis or drug-seeking schizophrenics. once there was a moderately attractive disabled chick who picked up a record number of orbiters. so basically the literal bottom of the barrel.
Ayden Cox
This is probably the most autistic thing I've done tonight.
Brandon Davis
Man thats kinda humbling to think about
This board may be shit but itll never be as bad as /soc/
Charles Jenkins
the trick is actually identifying the thots and larpers
if it sounds too good to be true it most of the time is so you really have to double check