/r9gay/ #432

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What is /r9gay/'s ideal fantasy bf?

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a werewolf boyfriend

if 3d boys were as cute as 2d boys, then maybe i'd be gay

>tfw no european bf with a fucked up sleeping schedule

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>tfw no bf
One day, one day this hell will end.

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Vampire bf of course

>be me
>have small group of friends
>develop crush on one of the guys in the group
>it gets to the point that sometimes just looking at him makes tears roll down my face
>i figure out that my crush likes one of the girls in the group
>get depressed
>girl doesn't like guy back
>guy gets depressed, starts isolating himself from everyone
>seeing him like this makes me feel even worse
wat do?

hi, user, thats me

Move on? Guy is clearly not gay, sorry man.

>tfw nobody liked any of my custom made OP images for /r9gay/

i wish the world would end

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share them user, don't feel bad!

Does anybody play Terraria?

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>no cute boys anywhere at my school
>literally just spics, rednecks, and junkies
And why is everybody so fucking fat

they are my only friends, moving on -> growing apart -> no friends

they were in the last thread and when i posted them nobody really liked them and i sperged out and people made fun of me more so no!

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>tfw no bf who is also a bottom and really fem too
We could dress up together sometimes and cuddle and take turns being the top
One day...

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I meant move on from crushing on him you autist. Find someone else.

>and why is everybody so fucking fat
Seeing fat people everywhere has gave me an irrational fear of gaining weight

i wanna kiss a boy

original

how can i be really fem, user?
i want to, but i don't know how

i feel like kissing someone is hard

aw user, I like them. I'd only suggest making them gayer.

It really isn't. First time I made out with a boy, I was really nervous but you really just get into it. It's hard to explain, but it's something you don't really need to think about. Although, using tongue is a completely different story

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your picture is greatt and you should feel great about making it

i'm not cute enough to be with the guy i like, i wish i knew how to look younger too

If I set up a well made r9gay discord server, would people join?

i want an asexual bf who will show me how to play world of warcraft and also marathon shows with me

where is he please gib

>how to look younger
skin care, hair care, grooming, proper diet and exercise

>trusting discord

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>well made
>discord
no. discord is just a place where everyone has a trip and some guy gets to roleplay as an admin

Someone do this to me pls

Yes! Definitely!!

Get rid of your body hair, eat well, work out if you're fat, was everyday

I meant to add pic related

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but i have way too much body hair. every time i shave it, there's visible stubble within like 12 hours.

I meant to add pic related, sorry!!!

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Wax or lazer.
It'll grow back slower.

>not posting the best orca

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OK so I posted the first one and then Jow Forums told me it didn't work so I posted the second one and I find out that both of them were posted I'm sorry

drink spearmint tea you need to lower your T if you wanna be fem

that one sounds like fun... but also kinda painful!

I wanna be forgotten in the thought you

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love you user, your pictures are great and youre great, keep it up champ

>tfw no bf to do these things with

user, i want to day that anyone who dislikes your pictures wouldn't say so now because it'd be viewed as too mean

What are /r9gay/'s thoughts on tentacles?

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I'm setting up an r9gay discord server, if you want to help or give pointers, the server is XhQRhbh

>that feel when not having boyfriend

>tfw you do not have a bf

>ywn be penetrating be a tentacle
>ywn be penetrated in general
i want to have sex please

>tfw the guy you like is in the same country as you finally but he's all the way on the other coast

Say something before you never see him again

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Is 28 too old for my first robot bf?

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Are you implying that you've had other kinds of bfs before?

I didn't mean to imply that. I've never had a real bf before, no.

not if you go for someone else your age

>28
oof

Well, you should definitely try a lot harder than what you are currently doing . Work on your image (even if you're chubby or out of shape, be healthy and clean). Online dating sites are your best friend, not just Grindr but chill dating sites as well. Keep looking, don't keep your standards too high, and take plenty of risks in reaching out to people.

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no user, that's so sad.

no user i don't wanna, that's so sad!

Most people have a cut off of either three, five or ten years. You should be fine.

I'm dying with you user, if we can't be together in this life, why live. We can be together in the afterlife.

From my experience, a lot of robots hate older guys so yes.

there's some other older robots that haven't killed themselves or became normies yet, he can find someone

28 is your prime, don't listen to these shota lovers.

>ywn experience awkward young teenage love where everything is exciting yet scary, but it's okay because you and your bf have the rest of your lives ahead of you to sort things out and to live happily ever after

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if this is my prime it'll be even better when I die and turn into a fucking skeleton

how would you feel if the guy you liked sucked off his cousin when he was younger?

>ywn experience love at all

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Drugs are bad but they help you too ? Im conflicted whatever makes me forget about him

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Thank you for helping me to feel better, fren.

Did his cousin force him to do it?
Otherwise I wouldn't really care

I know that feel
orgiinilionilo

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i guess it's more like his +5 year older cousin took advantage of him

Don't do drugs and that go's for everyone in the thread drugs are bad i hope no one on r9gay takes drugs :(

>want a meaningful, monogamous relationship another man I can share my life and happiness with
>gay culture consists of anonymous sex with multiple partners, disease ridden, hook-up bullshit

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I'd be jealous, wish I had a gay cousin to have lewd teen sex with

PUT A FUCKING BF THAT WILL BE MY BIG SPOON DURING THE FALL IN THE BAG AND NO ONE GETS FUCKING HURT

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WAKE ME UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Be honest r9gay would date him ?

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why so negative user? 28 is still young.

no, makeup and hats are big nonos. The eyes are nice though

that's not really true and I could monologue about how trying to will it true has caused distortions but I won't

whats up with the eyebrows, ive never seen eyebrows so tall

it is true unless you are trying to become a trap. you are not, right?

>tfw no bf to play engineering games with

whatt state you live in?

i would give up my whole life to become a tenticle monstors fuck toy

imagine having a big slippery tenticle or 5 in ever single orafice in your body cleaning you out and rubbing all your sensetive spots and restraining you in lewd poses so all you can do is writhe

What is wrong with her eyelids?

it's not true if you want to have a career, either
they can sorta force it with gays because they'll take what they can get but when it comes to the market they might as well be shooting blanks

>her
It's a dude, probably an annoying flaming dude.

Have you ever just let the darkness consume you it feels nice

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>bf lives on the opposite side of bongland to me :(
>too stupid to pass my driving test
>mum wouldnt approve of my going off on my own to meet somone she doesnt know :(
>never leave my room and the 2 freinds i have are shut ins like me so i dont have a good excuse :(

what do

awesome picture, you should take pictures, you have a camera phone, or digi cam? You ever take pics?

how far's he? a two hour drive a way? The distance would probably be nothing in NA

I do want to get into photography but im lazy but i will soon also i stole that image hehe....

wheres the image from? You have a camera phone? take some pics lets see em, why are you being all dramatic, whats going on? I cant believe some people are so shitty, like actually can allow themselves to be shitty people, all of them are the same insectoid that will be squashed

>ywn live in a world with octoboys

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Maybe later also im dramatic just cause why not you know

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for america standards its probably nothing but its still too far to go without a car and an excuse

why are you a sadboi, what makes you sad, and dont you want to try to be happy? what do you want from people in this thread? what do you hope they will say or feel? do you want people to feel bad?

BOYFRIEND NOW! GIVE ME GIVE ME!

veri origin

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