How do I get myself a white boyfriend as a black girl?

>Be skinny, act white, straighten your hair,

I like girls who are THIC and Curvy with an Afro.
I don't care about having to "act white" of what ever that means, I like the sassiness honestly.

Not gamer, GARNER.

I both enjoy and think I deserve to be treated lowly for what I am but I am attracted to whites.

As far as Im concerned being treated like the subhuman I am is more than a good bargain for being given association with and the privilege of carrying on superior genetics.

Not wrong

Thats cool and all but im trying to help her cast as wide a net as possible.

If a girl said what can I do to get a bf and you personally liked ssbbws would you tell her to gain 500 pounds just because that is your fetish? It is not practical advice.

Most men do not like black girls as we are. If they did we would not be consistently ranked the ugliest and most unattractive groups of women.

Most men really want a white girl but will settle for a girl like me if we try really hard to almost be a white girl.

>no hand no timestamp
>literal gay porn spammer bait thread #3524

>I get myself a white boyfriend
why would you want that? why would anyone want that? non-whites can never have a white boyfriend only a fetish partner

>Most men really want a white girl but will settle for a girl like me if we try really hard to almost be a white girl.
That's not true. A lot of men know white women are spoiled and evil.

For me a girl with self esteem issues is a major turn off. Since you claim black women have a harder time finding some one, your only option is to be more aggressive and sexual.

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Nah, I'd rather date a cute girl that knows her place than the average white thot

only betas who are afraid to take charge like aggressive dominant women

>actually thinking this isn't a man larping when he constantly makes this thread with this same pic

that's what she wants a beta white boi with no back bone. Being sexually aggressive and persistent is her only option.

there aren't any consequences for women being strongly sexual other than being called a THOT. Men go to jail and become registered sex offenders.

I'm a 6'4 white guy with curly hair and green eyes and me and my friend approached 2 black girls(standing next to to black dudes kek) at the bars and immediately they were asking to touch my hair and shit. They guys they were with seemed kinda pissed but it felt good cucking the black man for once

Being a fetish partner is well worth having a white baby and extinguishing genes that dont deserve to persist.

Ok let me amend most men really want a white girl but dont necessarily want some of the personality attributes that come with being the most desired women

Most black women are that way. Literally every shaniqua in the ghetto is sassy. It is not special in the least. Being aggressive is not really in my nature. And once again your random individual preference does not really speak for the majority and if she is to be successful she really needs to cast a wide net.

lol they probably ran a train on a bunch of white girls after that. You didn't cuck anything.

>Being a fetish partner is well worth having a white baby and extinguishing genes that dont deserve to persist.
Your baby will be black though lmao

I do not want a weakling at all. Black men to me are weak and childlike. They dont even know how to control themselves, how on earth could they properly control me?

What I really want is a racist white bf who knows my place and treats me as I deserve.

EBONY PUT ON YOUR TRIP YOU ATTENTION WHORE BITCH WHY ARE YOU NOT DEAD YET

Spics are smelly subhumans, they want our big white cocks

> bf who knows my place and treats me as I deserve.

roastie who wants a Chad thread#22200

Sure, but I already have some white ancestry, and eventually my black genetic contribution will be negligible. And more important to their immediate existence is how they look.

Whatever child I make will have to be some kind of black unfortunately. I dont want to give them an ounce more of that filth than I have to. Light skinned mixed race blacks are the best kind of blacks I could possibly generate.

>extinguishing genes that dont deserve to persist
Too bad white genes are literally submissive by nature lmao

It's just ebony attention whoring without her trip so she can't be filtered how new are you

BEND OVER NIGGER

So why not look for the pastiest white boi out there to maximize the whiteness?

>Most men really want
someone who isnt fake

This is such a cope. White genes are not weak at all. I know so many black people who have two parents who are black and still come out with a ton of white features because they persist in the genes. The reason people say that black genes are dominant is because black is a catch-all term whereas white is a strict definition. Black can usually mean any combination of races that just come out ugly. If being black meant having the amount of African heritage that whites generally have (like over 90 percent in most cases) there would be far fewer people known as blacks in america

You do not have to be chad to be dominant.

I just forget to desu

You need to find one who shares your politics and general worldview.

White guy with a black gf here
AMA

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Uh I mean I have no problem with a really pale skinned white guy...nothing I said was exclusive of that possibility.

it it worth the hype of is it just a meme.

what does she smell like?

Black girls aren't all the same so I can't answer, but she's really sweet and chill unlike my ex
She smells like cocoa butter because she uses cocoa butter lotion

How good is the head?

they all have that same smell don't they
It's not always bad, but it is very distinct
my sense of smell is so good I can literally walk into a room and know within a second if there have been any blacks in there recently

The bull tells me she is skilled

>She smells like cocoa butter because she uses cocoa butter lotion

that must smell lovely.

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>tfw you use your white man senses to detect nigger activity

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Better than my exes but then again both of them were highkey awful

The best head I ever got was from this underaged Asian 9/10 swear to god this girl was like a nympho or some shit

My first girlfriend thought it would be hot to bite the tip of my dick (it wasn't)

How do I get a non-ghetto black gf as a white guy?
Every girl I see I automatically assume isn't into me and that goes doubly for black girls since I'm white

>underaged
Interesting. I need more personal info on you please user

Your local university campus
Tinder

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lol this girl is prolly Indian not black

Ya sure I'm a schizophrenic compulsive liar!

Ah me too friend. Or am i... hahah we have fun

Any girl on tinder would just be too much for me

What do you look like? Like a white woman just with darker skin tone or like a gorilla?

Leave my race alone.

My race left me alone
For fucks sake
Just let me be happy

Then go to Africa and fuck your niggers there if you want to be happy.

Step 1: get off r9k
Step 2: go to a majority white event.
Step 3: pick white guy you like
????
Step 5: you have white bf.

literally don't come here you larping faggot

Kelsey is not an Indian name

Kelsey is not an African name either.

It can very easily be a second-gen immigration kid whose parents were actually smart and did not want to name them something ethnic (like my parents did for my siblings) or a nickname.

Most people who come from places with names that are hard to pronounce for English speakers give themselves nicknames that are easier for the average American to pronounce.

My oneitis's name is Shelby
Is that black?

Fuck you in the nigger ass if you don't leave

The guy who posted that screenshot originally said it was a black girl he met on Tinder
That girl is clearly black

Shut up white bitch. Im taking your men

>Kelsey is not an African name either.
Neither are Laquisha, Shaquana, and Air Wrecka
Indians don't look like that
Have you ever seen an Indian?
That's a black girl with a "white" name

i know this thread is larp, but don't fuck a spic, they're all a bunch of criminal faggots who do drugs all day and listen to shitty music (much like the niggers of your race which you refuse to date), so just go with a white guy.

I once knew an Indian girl who was named Alexxa
She went by Aly instead

But that chick is definitely black

Im a white guy and you arent taking shit.

What is your true name?

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>Im a white guy
Sure you are, white roast

be cute and don't talk like a stereotype. surprisingly easy.

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would you be too intimidated to approach this girl?

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> criminal faggots who do drugs all day and listen to shitty music

I might listen to shitty music but no every one is a chicano cholo from LA, go back to Jow Forums

Is it traditionally African? No but I mean a lot of black people have white names so whatever, its fair game. I know a black Shelby.

It is easy to tell if it is a black person if it is a ghetto name, a random Bible name especially one that isnt very popular (lots of slaves took bible names and so do Africans), or obviously a legitimately African name

Whai tho? Im having an episodd rn it will go away I promise

Okie dokes

I know plenty of Indian girls who look like that at my school but I dont know her so its whatever. She might be black, I just had my doubts

Suck a dick, dumb nigger bitch.

Yes
She's qt as fuck
I want to do nothing more than hold her and tell her how much I love her and plan our future together

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I would actually. Not because she's black though, she just has a mean looking face.

looks congolese

White girls can't accept that white men prefer brown, Asian, and black girls
There's a reason nearly 50% of all interracial marriages include a white man

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Nah, I'm a white man so I'll actually go to what ever board I want, whenever I want. Why don't you crawl back into your spic cave with the rest of your insect race. Or do I need to cave your fucking wetback mexi-nigger skull in LAPD style? Your call, subhuman.

you arent talking to a nigger, dumb white cunt.
im sure all that anger is doing more harm than good for your post-wall wrinkles haha

The white man's genes are a civilizing force.

kinda. I'm afraid to approach any girl actually.

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Cringe.

orgigianal

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Reminder that a black girl will never cure you of the red pill.

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100% would be too intimidated she's gorgeous goddamn

I went in for a physical once and this Black qt nurse started to take my pulse and told her she made me nervous as a joke. She started blushing I panicked and changed the subject.

I always find a way to cuck myself.

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>She started blushing
Blacks can't blush you ignorant cunt, what she was doing was cringing.

Are you the guy that lifted for months and got cucked by a Hispanic bro?
Fucking wh*toid is still butt mad

Gawd it just seems like it it's so hard to get a black girl's attention
Asking a white girl or hell even an Asian girl out is already a mountain to climb
But how the fuck would any relationship with a black girl work out?

>make instagram
>upload a few selfies
>get followers because you're a girl
>followers ask you out
>pick the one you like
???
>profit

>post-wall wrinkles
Wat
Besides, im not angry.

You add me on discord

Akira#6674

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>Blacks can't blush

da fug, yea they can its a facial expression. She was initiating the small talk and making a lot of contact with me.

Do black fembots watch porn with white penises in it?
Do they prefer them to black dicks?

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Women watch a proportionate amount of Lesbo porn and conspicuous amount of yaoi.

I'm white and like black girls. Do you have big curly hair as well? l Like that too. Send me your discord and I'll be your white bf.