September 2, 2018

I am entering near two months of wageslavery as a storekeeper. God I wish money are easy to come by but I live in a third world shithole.

You'll never gunna' for gettii feg it. uhh

Oh no

I don't like this

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>2015 was nearly four years ago
>2012 was nearly seven years ago
>2007 was nearly twelve years ago
>2003 was nearly sixteen years ago
>1995 was nearly twenty four years ago

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>time is moving forward at unexpected rate
NO ANONS

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>all of my favorite video games came out 5 or more years ago now

I can waste an entire day and it feels like minutes have passed. Everything I try to do seems to take forever. I think I'm just too slow for this world.

I feel like this is the time for something great to happen, like this is the most aesthetic day possible. Idk maybe im to drunk lol.

it feels like April was only a month or two ago

im 22 years old and my Car / Honda Prelude BB6 is 18 years old. my Xbox is 16 years old. my fucking Xbox is old enough to drive.........

fuck....

>2015 was nearly four years ago

what the fuck

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I'm turning 25 in 3 days aaaa

Time is a concept i never really understood. It doesnt feel natural to me.

>I can waste an entire day and it feels like minutes have passed. Everything I try to do seems to take forever. I think I'm just too slow for this world.

i feel like as i've aged my brain's thought processes have slowed down. when I was younger, if you asked me to sit on a chair and daydream for an hour, it'd feel like forever and i'd be bored out of my skull within 15 minutes. but now i can idly lay on my bed for 2 hours and it feels as if 40 minutes have passed.

it's as if the universe wants me to hurry up and die already

Ayeeee is your prelude a 5speed?

is it a base model or a type SH?

I'm buying one from a friend soon. Pretty excited.

>still feel as though I'm watching older people do a naughty thing I can't do yet when I fap
>sometimes remember some of these fuckers I'm watching are younger than me

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>2036 is closer than 2000
>the recent US election was 2 years ago
>Gangnam Style was 6 years ago

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>racing prelude in the mountains
>went around a turn too fast
>the mountain dew on the road make my tires slip
>lost control
>cliff 100m ahead
>im going to die
>immediately pull left on steering wheel to bail
>go off a 10m cliff
>car wraps around tree
>tree doesnt move
>major whiplash
>almost hit head against tree
>if there was passager theyd be dead
>cant open car door
>start crying inside
>kick door 10 times until it pops open
>officer shows up
>sorry sir i was going too fast
>he lets me off
>mfw my high school gf aka my honda prelude died that day

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In 2 years the 1990s will have been 30 years ago.

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>Live in Clark County near in Las Vegas. They use similar terrible smog laws to California. The rest of the state is free.
>on driving permit
>tons of drunk drivers, and out of state drivers.
>many people driving uninsured
>every insurance quote wants 300+ a month

end me

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i got a work from home web dev job and ive been considering going to lv, probably gonna move elsewhere in nv after hearing that lol

>tfw 30

Reminder that it doesn't get better.

>tfw it's another year when you promised to change, sort your life out and get a gf
>tfw you've done nothing

I'm pretty sure being a male under 25 with a very short driving record is what's fucking me, although the rates are probably a bit higher than normal. Doesn't help that the prelude is a "sports car" (kek)

I really like it here otherwise. Electric bill, rent, groceries and other stuff like that are a lot cheaper. Alcohol does seem more expensive though. Moved here from the Peoples' Republic of Commiefornia.

im in commiefornia as well, the income tax is making me move. how are the girls out in lv? im in the bay area with a terrible ratio of m/f

was nearly seven years ago

Fucking hell, the 2010's have gone by fast.

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>David Bowie died nearly 3 years ago
>Michael Jackson died nearly 10 years ago

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Tfw insurance is 700 a year for me in bongland

Grew up in Los Altos/San Jose before moving to Sacramento and then here.

Everyone here seems a lot nicer. In the Bay Area many people seemed snobby and there were lots of impatient drivers. There are clubs and conventions for a ton of things out here too, and most music groups will visit Vegas for a tour at some point. Everyone complains that the weather here is hot but it really mellows out and gets nice after summer. I really enjoyed the summer rainstorms. However, I live in the big town southeast of Vegas and not the city proper. Same county though, and the commute is only like 25 or 30 minutes.

As far as girls I've had good luck for the first time in my life and I'd rate myself like a Low to mid 7 if I try. Not really a fan of the whole tinder culture but I actually met few very nice people using it and went on some fun dates. You just have to slog through the "venmo me 5$ and see what happens" cunts and the people seeking attention. Even met someone that liked cars, anime, and /mu/ tier music. wild.

What do you drive?

Are the smog/inspection/modification laws there bad?

WW2 ended 73 years ago

>We're closer to 2050 than 1980
>Kids born after 9/11 can vote in less than 2 years

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>Next year will be the halfway point between the time that Deus Ex Human Revolution came out, and the time that the setting takes place in

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>>We're closer to 2050 than 1980
I can't cope with this
I'm killing myself before 2020

I remember how back in the 2000's people would talk about 2020 as if it were some crazy futuristic time

2020 is in just over a year

Holy fuck I feel so old. Jesus. In 2050 I'll be in my 60's.