I woke up right now.
And so, how are you now?
I woke up right now
cute loli girl, op
good now that you're awake
Hi!
Please don't nuke my country!!!
Thanks, I love u.
Hi!
Please don't nuke my country!!!
Thanks, I love u.
Y-yo puedo protegerte, México. ¡No te mueras!
Thank you, I'm also glad to see you.
Ok, I will not do this.
(So.... i did not want this.)
Oh, España-sempai, ¡eres tan genial!
if the whole ww3 thing actually happens and my country goes against you, can you please bomb Oslo to water-level, please?
Is it really that bad over there?
Idk I've only been there like twice, but they speak Danish which instantly makes them worthless to me
>can you please bomb Oslo to water-level, please?
Well, unfortunately I do not have access to bombs.
shit im in the thermal radiation zone. do not use Tsar bomba. use a smaller on.
>living on Ostlandet
>ever
heng deg user
build gulags outside of Ostlandet and make everyone else who isnt from Ostlandet live there.
vitsen ligger på deg, kompisen, om eg gjer det akkuratt no så havnar du i kasjotten. Da blir det eg som ler den siste lattern!
We no longer have gulags and we do not build them. (More than 50 years)
ha ikke hvis jeg henger meg selv forst!
ok. i will just ask the germans for concentration camps instead
faen det tenkt eg ikkje på!
hahahahahahaha
>for concentration camps instead
I heard that the Norwegians are Aryans
For what reason will they send you to the camp?
not me but every one else who is not a Osltlendning masterrace. especially bergen people. we just call them bergensere
>For what reason will they send you to the camp?
Plenty of reasons. Maybe you were member of an opposing party, or some guy in a position of authority just doesn't like you because you were going out with the girl he had a crush on back in high school, and always had better grades than he did.
this guy gets it