This convo I just had with a girl I met on bumble

>this convo I just had with a girl I met on bumble

Lat8r bois

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>Umm please dont laugh

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cringeayy

"Well unlike there are many sides to me smirk smirk"
Smoove mooths, my dude.

So you have mental autism and shes spergtarded? This is why we don't allow cell phones in the ward

Hahaha, good luck user, I hope you do actually have a big penis though cause you've kinda backed yourself into a corner here.

wtf is even happening in this conversation?

Heh, nice moves kid...
We live in a society.... Of lies and corruption...

Post a pic of her please. Also show us what you look like.

You're not a native speaker, right?

you already lost
you acted like your dick size was a qualifier
you presented yourself as a piece of meat for her evaluation
she's the rider, you're the ridden
you lose
she lost attraction for you
move on
you got played
learn

Guys op here, showed her my 7.5 inch ding ding and she was impressed.... She'd only agree to anal tho... Is that a good sign?

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Oh and, op again lol, she's from Florida. I'm from North Carolina but I'm originally from Zambia

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yes when us females do that they are trusting you bring lube

Ur FUCKING retarded

Origigiagia sei n'cojone giaginal

OP here again, I'm a faggot.

Yes she trust you to go steady and bring lube

>Umm please dont laugh
Jeez louise

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>umm please don't laugh
>believing women understand irony
Oh user...

>Umm please dont laugh
Im gonna do it. And thats gonna be the cringiest laugh, just so I can outcringe you

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>Umm please don't laugh
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

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Op here... Stop laughing at me! originally of course

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she is a he 100%

Nope... Showed her pussy and everything... Cleanly shaven as well

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This
I remember 300+ thread getting tricked by the same scenario

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Timestamp with sshot or not true

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