Why don't you own a sex doll, Jow Forums?

Why don't you own a sex doll, Jow Forums?

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because

now that you mention it,i should buy one

am poor

i am poor

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Do it, I love mine.
rip

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do the Japanese really have such small penises? I cant imagine anything under 7 inches being attractive

hand works fine desu

Because my hand works just fine.

You can literally buy real sex

Fake sex is just a one time buy though.

OP is max 1" wide too.

I have a boyfriend.

This is a robbery. Hand over the boyfriend

That's heaven

Heaven would be fucking a real woman, not being lifeless, friendless, loveless, and surrounded by mountains of plastic dolls.

shut up

>Heaven would be fucking a real woman

Sure, if she is athletic, thicc, pretty, submissive but enthusiastic in bed and a virgin, and would be DTF every day without fail.

Of course an alpha male like me can get those kind of girls easily.

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how much does that feel like a real pussy?

you think op has felt a real pussy?

>Sure, if she is
You're wasting your breath nobody gives a fuck what you think when you think being surrounded by rubber dolls is heaven.

yeah wtf op why is your peepee so small

lol roastie
How is it small??

God I wish that were me

>lol roastie
I'm a man you fucking mongolid retard.

u mad?

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because I'm a normal person but mostly because I can't afford it.

do her mouth work

>tfw to smart to fuck her mouth

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is it fuckable?

That looks breddy scary tbqhfamalam.
Anime should stay 2d.
Just imagine it lying in a corner at night staring at you. "Why did you fuck me anonaimuse? You can't get real girls to do this with so you have to buy one with your neetbux.
My existence is to serve a pathetic fagut so he can secrete enough dopamine tocontinue existing and using me more.
soon anun soon..."

>alpha male
>Canadian

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agreed, this is a bit fucking far lad

prolly cheaper too

>virgin
What the fuck is the deal with this man? Why do people actually give a shit.

lol roastie

lol retard

You are mad???

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Nope.

Where did you buy them?

toastie roastie

Retarded retard

titters too big

the eternal rrrrRRRROAST

Said the eternally stupid faggot

Even a doll looks uncomfortable as shit

roasted toast lmao

> this whole fucking thread

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What is a toasties?

THIS

toasty posty goes in the garbagey warbagey