TFW got a kidney stone for the first time ever in my life

>TFW got a kidney stone for the first time ever in my life

HOW DO I MAKE THE PAIN STOP I WANT TO FUCKING DIE!!!!!

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Oh brother. I pissed out two stones 2 years ago. I could lie and say "relax, you'll be fine". I mean you'll be fine, for only after all of this is over. The next however many thousands of minutes (and you'll be thinking in terms of minutes from now until it is solved) will absolutely suck. The fact you posted this thread tells me that you aren't even in the thick of it. It'll get worse before it gets better. It is temporary though, my dude. Drink more water in future

lol

go to a doct..oh right no insurance

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oh shiggy diggy

GAY ID HOLY FUCK

I REPEAT GAY ID

ghey.

hunt for some painkillers.

GAY

stupid fat american gets punished for drinking too much soda
fag

gay

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Thanks for the info i think the absolute worst of it may be over because it felt like my sides were on fire and it kept me from sleeping though i feel this weird pinching feeling in the center of my gut.

I have health insurance but i dont want to go through the trouble of going to the doctor. So far I have been taking acetaminophen and that has been kinda helping but i will still get these huge waves of pain that cause me to dry heave

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Gotta drink lots of water OP. I'm always worried I'll get kidney stones because I drink gallons and gallons of iced tea every week, so I try to drink equal amounts of water to help flush things out. I might go to the bathroom 80 times a day, but it beats having a rice sized chunk of calcium knocking out inside me.

Get better OP!

Has the stone passed your ureter?

For me I had acute pain in my sides that then dropped and centred around my groin. It subsided a little and then felt like I was squeeze a basketball through a garden hose (the garden hose being my urethra) before finally coming out with a couple of spots of blood

That's why you get for falling for the soda meme, ahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhah!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!1!

Maybe you should change your diet.

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Not yet i dont think. My sides arent on fire but i think they are making their way down there

Eat shit

>gay
I'd say go to a doctor, but short of that just wait for the stone to pass.
And when this is over, drink plenty of water after this experience to prevent more stones.

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>Eat shit
I'm not a /b/tard so I'm not into scat.

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Normie?

The return of the FaGG

Been there, it's very uncomfortable. But if it's any consolation OP you can stop being a fag, there are worse pains.
Anyway, drink lots of water, cranberry juice really helps. Stay away from creatine, that's what got me, never again. I guess I shoulda drank more water, oh well.
Oh, also, try peeing on your side into a bottle, seems to really help. Jumping up and down seemed to help too.
Trying to pee it out will take time and effort. It sucks. Feeling that damned stone go through your urethra is like pissing fire. But the sweet relief when you finally get it out there is nothing like it in gods good earth. That 'pling' you'll hear agains the toilet bowl will be heavenly music and the most satisfying sound ever.


Also, jet fuel can't melt steel beams, Syria chem attack is a false flag, and bitcoin rules.

>imagine being so gay that your ID outs you

Drink lots of water and bite your tongue, helped me.

Every time I leave Oregon I understand why they call us burgers. You fucks need to cool it on fast food and pumping gallons of minerals and salt through your livers.

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>Portland homeless hipster trash

Honestly the homeless people aren't as bad as the Cali expats. Turning this place into an ethnostate is a meme because its the new home of the white jew.

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wow user you sure got OP there

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ikr

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Just eat a lot of Kale, Beats, Spinach, and Flax seed as well as drink a lot of water and lemonade. That should help cleans your body.

Get well soon user.

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FaGG 2: Electric Boogaloo

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>gaYRbQSz
heh

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BUMP!

FAGGOT

Lol

When should I expect to start getting kidney stones? Im 20

You need more citric acid in your diet. Citric acid breaks kidney stones.

Bump for the gay ID!

bump for gay. The world must know America is gay!

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Bump. Are you still alive, OP?

bump

bump for the gay

>be american
>get shot

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gotta bump the gay

based

oh shid XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Gay

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holy shit user i think you just turned me off from having soda for the rest of my life

based

FaGG

if you drink plenty of water (i.e. more than you actually WANT to drink) then never.

I laugh at your pain because I have never experienced it and am unable to empahise

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GAY

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real talk how is OP now?

Not true. A fucking host of medications cause kidney stones, which is how I got em

Also don't be a retard with vitamins. Vitamin C and D excess will cause stones

tipping the ambulence driver as he's dropped off at the hospital. He should be able to post from the hospital's wifi for a small fee of $50, and give us an update.

bump

OP here.

Still in pain

how do you get kidney stones removed?

You can usually piss them out but if they are too big then you have to get surgery.

bump

there's also a non-invasive ultrasound option where the stone is broken up into smaller pieces which are easier to pass

exposed.

uh oh spaghettios

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t. typical portland bitch boi
why don't you cry some more about california transplants and people overdosing on heroin

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