ITT gf's (or bf's) you'l never have :(
>ywn have an 80s disco gf like pic related
ITT gf's (or bf's) you'l never have :(
Camden Jackson
Christopher Cruz
>you were born a few years too late to come up on the music scene with Esperanza Spalding
LITERALLY all I want in life is a bassist gf who plays on my level. Imagine how perfect of a drums-bass duo we'd be, imagine how many gigs we could lock down together.
Isaac Anderson
I want an 80's glam metal gf. I knew one in high school, she wore tights and yngwie-style pirate/puffy shirts and had her blonde hair teased up. kinda looked like the great kat. had a crush on her. She's a short-haired dyke now
Leo Watson
Goth gf with no tattoos. Why all alt looking girls covered in tattoos now? Tattoos always so ugly and spoil good looks.
Gabriel Edwards
It's an easy way to look different and get attention, isn't it?
Elijah Clark
>tfw no real girl
I just don't give a shit anymore.
Jose Anderson
>tfw no REAL bf who exists on the three dimensional plane
i can dream
Nolan Morales
>tfw ill never have a classic vidya cassette aesthetic arthoe gf
Elijah Young
>tfw ywn have anyone
Xavier Edwards
>tfw no wuxia gf to wander forever with, fighting injustice and treacherous Jap ninjas with the Demon Sword technique or w/e
Cooper Wood
Boasting in an ebic gf bread! Xd
Adam Johnson
yeah people sure appreciate the two baby level instruments a lo-- no wait a second... no they're the losers of the music world aren't they?
Kevin White
>tfw no qt plump portuguese football fan gf
Brayden Rivera
>tfw no virgin 80s polish schoolgirl gf
Jackson Taylor
You're not a musician.
Ian Perry
I play the bass
David Brooks
You don't play it anywhere close to professionally if you can say something like that. There's so many opportunities for both instruments if you're good.
Elijah Cruz
I didn't create the "meme" but I've heard bemused chuckles from doctors and from dive bar musicians to the same effect. I'm so sorry that it blasts your ass though (actually that was the intent).
Easton Cruz
>tfw I will never have a feedee gut slut who lets me fuck her senseless whenever I want
>tfw I will never have a girl who WANTS to get fatter and more jiggly for me
>tfw I will never have a girl who lets me fuck belly button
>tfw I will never have a girl who lets me call her fatty while I slam my cock into her
>tfw i will never have this fat slob be completely devoted to me
>tfw i will never have a little fat jabba the hut who will greedily and hungrily suck my cock and swallows my thick load to be rewarded with a pizza
Samuel Cooper
Fuck me i forgot the pic
Pic related
Kayden Lee
>tfw i will never have a little fat jabba the hut who will greedily and hungrily suck my cock and swallows my thick load to be rewarded with a pizza
wtf i want this too for some reason