/r9gay/ - #436

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lots of Texas anons here, i'm sure you'll find someone, you should be more specific in what your looking for though, i doubt just being in the same state is enough.

they all say theyre too ugly or fat and never try to contact me life is pain

I've always wanted a Nintendo Switch user, can I have it? I really wanna play Sonic and Breath of the Wild!

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I will. We can talk whenever you feel okay, user. Sweet dreams

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>giving out that much information

would you be a okay with a fat/ugly guy?

depends on if theyre really fat/ugly or if theyre just dysmorphic

Age:
Location:
Hobbies & Interests:
Height:
Weight:
Looks (1-10):
Favorite Vidyas:
Favorite Movies:
Favorite Music:
Favorite Foods:
Special Talent:
Idea For First Date:
What You Look For In Guy:
His Range Of Age:
His Range Of Weight:
HIs Range Of Height:
His Range Of 1-10 Looks:
Scale 1-100 How Much You Like Garlic Mashed Potatoes:
Number Of Previous Partners:

>STILL giving out that much information

what could someone possibly do with the information, besides possibly find their boyfriend? For location its not asking for zip code and address, a person can say Australia or Tennessee.

Age: 18
Location: uk
Hobbies & Interests: games.. cycling.. idk
Height: 5'6 ish
Weight: idk like 120lbs
Looks (1-10): idk like 7
Favorite Vidyas: osu
Favorite Movies: suicide room
Favorite Music: j a z z
Favorite Foods: pancake
Special Talent: being a disapointment
Idea For First Date: idk up to u
What You Look For In Guy: someone to care for me
Scale 1-100 How Much You Like Garlic Mashed Potatoes: 87
Number Of Previous Partners: 0

You're not getting me today mister NSA.

THIS ISN'T /SOC/ FUCK OFF NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

People stink up the thread with tfw no bf all day everyday, and try to find a bf in every thread, this is the most efficient and successful way of helping those people, and stopping the tfw no bf posting and the: give me a bf and will you be my bf

18

nevada

videogames, music

6'1

185~

7.5

atm: factorio, tf2

i like too many of them

Mr.Bungle (Band)

Teriyaki

can bend my pinky 90 degrees to the side, also i can play the saxophone

i'm no good at dates, so maybe just watching a movie...

someone to play videogames with, shitpost and share images with

below 30

not fat

any height

5 and beyond

hmmm, 34

2 online partners

>implying anyone here can handle a relationship

Wowie i didn't intend for that to be so long, i'm sorry

red flag... didnt include the "Questions:" next to his answers making any reader have to do extra work of looking back and forth

NO FUCK OFF JUST FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>implying anyone here can handle a relationship
implying you are not insane for thinking you know everyone here

>no dick length/girth question

i'm not going to waste my time on some dicklet.

HERE GO THE FUCK AWAY ALREADY YOU CUNTS STOP SHITTING UP MY THREAD WITH YOUR NORMIE WAYS

Why are there so many Euros in these threads? Where's my US East Coast niggys at?

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but i do, i can smell you through my computer

Hello east coast niggy (white) here

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t.
39
Bumblefuck Iowa
jerking off with mayo while watching furry dolphin porn
4' 9"
597 lbs (on good day)
-5/11 (on good day)
wish I had the motivation to fill the rest of this out for you

Hello agent, I'm bored so I might as well:
>Age:
25
>Location:
central Europe
>Hobbies & Interests:
vidya, books (sci-fi and scientific), electric guitar a bit
>Height:
180cm
>Weight:
56kg
>Looks (1-10):
4
>Favorite Vidyas:
currently overwatch and factorio
>Favorite Movies:
dunno, I like sci-fi, dystopian, sad ones, weird ones
>Favorite Music:
technical death metal
>Favorite Foods:
No clear favourite, let's say beef goulash
>Special Talent:
nothing
>Idea For First Date:
vidya? or something where there is not too many people around
>What You Look For In Guy:
kindness, politeness
>His Range Of Age:
20-30
>His Range Of Weight:
65-90kg
>HIs Range Of Height:
170-200cm
>His Range Of 1-10 Looks:
this is highly subjective so it's kind of pointless
>Scale 1-100 How Much You Like Garlic Mashed Potatoes:
never ate them before, so 50 I guess
>Number Of Previous Partners:
0, duh

Sup wiggy! How are you doing today?

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>no dick length/girth question
>i'm not going to waste my time on some dicklet
include that in: what are you looking for in guy

>but i do, i can smell you through my computer
implying I am everyone

I'm good because I didn't have to leave the house today but my neck hurts a little, how are you

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It doesnt count if the reason you are permanently alone is because the choices you make in having an unbearable attitude

I wish you would fuck off. I like these threads when they aren't plagued by people like you.

I don't want these threads gone. Please don't make me do this.

I was forced to leave the house for a family bbq. At least the food was good. Back home now though. How did you spend your day?

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I wish there was a /faces of r9gay/
I just want to see how cute all you autists are

>I like these threads when they aren't plagued by people like you.
The last thread was fully of sluts and whores and degenerates, and all the threads are full of tfw no bf posters and will someone be my bf who is my bf lets talk on discord bf. Read this over and over again, at least 10 times before you respond

You are, i have 53 nose holes i can smell each one from i know who is who

Are you south then if it was a bbq? Or is that more of a labor day thing and less of a south thing? I slept and played monster hunter

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>if we did have one, people would say everyone was cute except me

Where do you live where they don't have bbqs in the summer?

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I don't give a shit about the tfw no bf posters, at least they're just sad and venting. I don't even give a shit about the posters who talk on discord or whatever. As long as the whores, braggers and people like you are gone, I'm happy. This thread isn't a hook up service no matter what you may say. Saying "hey wanna talk on discord" is one thing but actively trying to get the thread spammed with survey information like it's a dating site is annoying and you can fuck off.

youtube.com/watch?v=Dc0gsKXC8XA

i'm not gay but these threads are comfy and i like to self insert when you guys start roleplaying

Also you can't even type properly, can you even speak English the right way? Fuck off you dumb wog.

post your face and i will post mine

We have bbqs here! I guess labor day is like the last bit of summer isnt it

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>tfw flying away for a week in the sun with my bf on wednesday
Anyone else ever gone on holiday with their bf before?

not everyone who frequents these threads is as self sabotaging and purposefully enjoy their hopelessness as you, no matter what you want and think. These people deserve at least a handful of posts giving one of the best shots of finding their love. You do not deserve any enjoyment (and dont give me your sophist spiel about how you dont enjoy anything (but these threads...but not even really!)) if you cannot allow some regular anons here who may be as robot as you, attempting to give it a great chance at finding anyone compatible. Fuck off normie, you love to make others miserable, and hate happiness of others, the normie crown. That you think you can never find love, and that others slightly above you in standing might be able to, and me allowing them a good chance to do so, is not me actively trying to make you miserable, suck it up for a few posts, and be happy for any user that might have a shot at happiness.

>labor day
>not first of may
Americans are weird.

please kill yourself, in a completely original way of course.

its illegal on this thread, maybe there is a loophole of posting on soc or /b/ and linking it,

Yep! That's why everyone rushes to have their last bbq of the summer on labor day weekend.

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>n-no y-you're the n-normie not m-me!
fuck off you tool. first off being a bitter dick like me isn't a normie trait. secondly i didn't say anons couldn't be happy here, thirdly i enjoy lots of things. just go to /soc/ and take your shit survey there and leave us alone.

I kinda look like this but chubbier and with curly black hair

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so what your saying is you dont look like that

Are you going to email me or did you change your mind?

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I'm saying I look like that and I'm gay

what did you eat at the bbq? I like chicken legs

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>first off being a bitter dick like me isn't a normie trait.
yes it is, one of the biggest, real robots are not bitter dicks because they have been harmed by bitter dicks too much so don't want to be like them

What are the posts like that you usually make in this thread? What are some things you have said in this thread? Are you just a lurker?

Burgers and some really delicious tuna salad my aunt made! And an little mini ice cream sandwich too.

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Are you fucking kidding? If you really think robots aren't bitter, jaded and pessimistic because of all their experiences then you're a moron.

I don't have any specific type of "post" I make here, I'm not an attention whore who needs to be identified. I reply to anons who talk about video games, I reply to sad anons to try and cheer them up. I try and bump threads if they're going a little slow. Stuff like that.

Deal with it candy-ass

Dum dum de dum dum dum de dum dum

>I reply to sad anons to try and cheer them up
ok well brother in arms, what I attempted to do is the same thing. Are you afraid if you filled it out, someone compatible might reply, and then you would not be able to call your self a robot or be bitter anymore because you would have a good chance at having a bf?

I'm not the user you are responding to, but I wanted to state that you are the one poster most similar to me in this thread. I'm also bitter and hateful, as you are, and I too mostly spend my time here disparaging normies. Do you live in Europe? I would really be interested in contacting you.

>fall for cute internet friend
>hung up on his current unrequited crush
>doesn't realize i like him
>gushes about his crush to me all the time

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>I look like this but
Every time someone does this, they're definitely not as attractive as the person they're posting.

is that you s?

oregano bread

your right, i'm more attractice ;)

post what your ideal bf looks like pls

>/soc/ called me a 6/10 and said i could even be an 8 if i lost weight.

first good feel i have had in a long time.
and yea, i know its normie but i dont really have any friends i could ask and its not like i can use this thread.

Most people find me attractive, but any attraction there is inevitably dissipates once they get a taste of my wonderful personality.

No, I'm not worried about that. I just don't believe this is the place. If you happen to be a robot who meets another robot because of a post about similar interests or something, fine. But to fill out a survey like that screams normie. This isn't a dating website, and on the best of days most robots aren't up to it or are too jaded to believe in it. This is compounded by the fact that there are about two dozen threads just like your post on /soc/.

I'm not in Europe user, sorry.

no. luckily my crush doesn't even touch r9k.

I'm losing it bros, I don't think gays exist in michigan

Black and thicc/strong
Like my actual bf

poor little white boi

this, tan Asians are the tops.

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maybe something like this?

garlic bread

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Anybody want to lose weight together? I'm 20 lbs over my goal.

tempting but i don't want to fail and be a bad weight loss partner for you

I top most of the time

>tfw no bf to go window shopping on a first date with

a bf like this would look so adorable

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A mix between these two.

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I made lamb chops today. Tasted like liver. Still good.

>tv sucks, vidya sucks, food sucks
>things that used to make me happy dont do anything anymore

may as well just die.

Age: 31
Location: Louisiana
Hobbies & Interests: Fishing, cuddling, IPAs, pipe tobacco, playing guitar and banjo on the porch, coffee, tea, going to antique stores, painting, photography, yoga, chess, making sculptures from scrap metal and found objects and wood
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 145
Looks (1-10): 4.5 to 5.5
Favorite Vidyas: dont play any
Favorite Movies: the standard '1000 best films of all time', indie and arthouse films, kino from the 20s-60s
Favorite Music: classical, opera, experimental, ambient, guitars, drums, effects
Favorite Foods: bit of everything
Special Talent: being a really good guy
Idea For First Date: drive down to bourbon street and spend the whole day and night walking around, get coffee and beignets at the famous cafe du monde at midnight
What You Look For In Guy: smart, fun. nice. sweet, kind, gentle, smart, funny, smart, cool, easy going, smart, interesting, smart, creative
His Range Of Age: 25 - 30
His Range Of Weight: 140 - 200
HIs Range Of Height: 5'5 - 5' "10
His Range Of 1-10 Looks: 3.5 - 6.5
Scale 1-100 How Much You Like Garlic Mashed Potatoes: 200
Number Of Previous Partners: 5

>tfw i don't know how to show my feelings

Most "relations" i had the other person would just go away because they think i got bored of them.
I just don't know how to express my feelings even if i love them, once they leave i always wonder why it's so hard to do it.

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