ITT: Things subhumans do

>Clean their ears with these

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How else would someone do it? Genuine question because if there is a better way then by all means, please explain

Just 2 or 3 flushed down the toilet can clog it and cause the next person to shit to overflow the toilet then everyone will call them the poop monster because they think their shit broke the toilet

You don't flush them, you're supposed to throw them away

it's fun to shove one in my ear once a month or so and pull out clumps of wax

Why would you throw it in the toilet lmao, are americunts really this subhuman?

You use some expensive ass (((spray))) full of (((unnatural ingredients))) because these things will damage your ears, if you are retarded enough to dig all the way to your brain with them.

originally obsessed tbqh

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or use nothing at all. why would you use anything for gods sake!

Doctors would say theres nothing to clean. Ear wax lubricates the ear, protects it from cuts, fungus, bacteria and insects. If you have excess ear wax you can use those carbamide peroxide drops from the chemist which I find more orgasmic than cotton swabs desu. The way it slides further and further down your ear canal, deeper and deeper, that mounting pressure and total liquid flooding, penetrating every tight crevice and dissolving the wax in this bubbly foamy popping sensation.. hhnnnnnggg

Sometimes my inner ears get itchy and I push the outside of my ear canal around and it just pushes the wax closer together and plugs up my ear to where I cant unplug it without cotton swabs but then again they could fuck it up even more

Because it's normal to keep clean. Like even the fucking ancient and medieval people did.

>Like even the fucking ancient and medieval people did
oh if the pedophiles did it, BY ALL MEANS! it's kept clean. you don't stick anything up your nose, down your throat or your ass for cleaning. just skimming from the surface is enough
it happens because you fucked it up with excessive plunging

My ears itch real bad inside, how else am I
gonna scratch em

>cleaning your ear is gross!
>washing your ass is gross!
>cuting off part of your dick so you don't have to wash it? perfect!
american """people""" everyone

>ancient and medieval people are characterized by pedophilia
I wonder if some 2300 people will talk about how we cut our nails and some guy is gonna say something like "sure, if trans people did it, BY ALL MEANS!".

>you don't stick anything up your nose, down your throat or your ass for cleaning
Sometime you get boogers that you blow in a tissue, or phlegm from your throat or you even wipe/wash the shit from your ass. But I assume these concepts are strange to you hobo.

>just skimming from the surface is enough
With your finger right? Since we established that you are a hobo I'm going to assume that you eat it or wipe on yourself afterwards. No thanks.

I am Australian you idiot mutts are the ones who started this obsessions with (((cleaning))) their ears

>Sometime you get boogers that you blow in a tissue, or phlegm from your throat or you even wipe/wash the shit from your ass.
thats why you skim it from surface.
>With your finger right? Since we established that you are a hobo I'm going to assume that you eat it or wipe on yourself afterwards. No thanks.
yes, with a finger during a shower which is every day, so it's really enough. every doctor will tell you the same, but sure, you know more about ears than people who devote their life to that. i can only imagine how smart you must be in your strongest area

bobby pins
bobby pins are the answer
they even have a little loop to scoop out earwax

Yeah most people throughout history have been subhumans who getting a hardon from stuffing things in their ear so what its not like fucking Aristotle or Laozi or JESUS expressly recommended it, who gives a fuck what some Chinese grandma OOO PUT SPOON IN EAL ITU FEERU GOOD IT CLEAN TIGER WAX thinks

I do that too in the shower and I still have wax on it and right at the entrence of the ear canal. What's wrong with doing both to be extra clean?

I don't know what you are trying to imply but most cultures had some tiny spoons to clean up inside the ear. Get at least somewhat educated before you shitpost.

and also, the comment about them being pedos was meant to show that it really doesn't mean a thing that people have done it for a long time. people have killed eachother for always and have smoked for a long time but it doesn't mean it's good. it doesn't mean it's bad either, but it's just a stupid thing to mention since it means nothing.

That shit only works on white people earwax. Most of the rest of the world has to use an earpick.

What are you some kind of ear wax traditionalist you fag??

>What's wrong with doing both to be extra clean?
damaging your hearing. actually removing stuff that protects you. my doc told me when i had herpes that i should take some wax and spread it over herpes.

That's true, but most harmful things got reduced or stopped and most positive ones got kept or improved in some way. So you couldn't disregard it entirely, I believe.

Stop @ me brainlet.

Welp, can't deny it; I just remembered mostly the damage coming from pushing it too far in. I still feel that some shallow cotton buds cleaning ain't that bad. Pubic and body hair in general is helpful, but if I had a gf I'd probably at the very least trim down there.

>That's true, but most harmful things got reduced or stopped
you mean like smoking that is way more present today than in ancient times?

no matter how careful you are with buds, after years of using them you compact the wax so much it can't get out on it's own. you can go to doctor to clean it under pressure, but again, it's better to stop it altogether

Yeah except retards shoving cotton swabs in their ears is an accident, circumstantial because of how available cotton swabs are and how persistent urban memes are, not because they are made or marketed for that purpose. If doctors finally manage to convince people not to do it and to clean their ears with some other more effective as well as safe method of cleaning the ear becomes the norm (such as drops) then wouldnt that be an example of harmful things being reduced and positive things kept and improved - which is a blanket presumption about the state of the world I dont even agree with. Your whole argument is bizarre I almost suspect mental illness. Im not some LE MODERN PROGRESS!!! retard but why ear wax of all things to resort to supposed ancient wisdom that is just peasant habits

No, like others things, whatever the fuck those may be that I can't be bothered to read up on. Here's one. There is no king that can have you executed for talking shit about him.
>inb4 best korea

Doesn't it "melt" and flow out during showers anyway? I wish I could, but I get very waxy ears that look and feel bad.

Fuck off jew. I don't need your (((drops))). If anything, I'll drop the swabs and just scratch my ears plenty in the shower. In each case you need to argue with the other user. Now fuck off schlomo.

damn that was erotic to read

>There is no king that can have you executed for talking shit about him.
>>inb4 best korea
not just korea. russia, it happened in ukraine. belarus is literally a dictatorship, syria now and a year ago. that guy who drew a picture of muhammad. china also... it really doesn't matter. one bad habit that is sustained and even grew (like smoking) is enough to prove my point.
>Doesn't it "melt" and flow out during showers anyway?
it does if you haven't compressed it like crazy. but you have to be careful that you don't let water in your ear, at least not directly and significant amount

>There is no king that can have you executed for talking shit about him.
Low iq mutt detected. Very telling that you think North Korea would be the only exception to your rule probably because you hear about it on your kikebox. American education

Political assassinations are a different ball game. Regular people no longer have this fear. And if you really want, you could argue that every habit today is worse off than before. And I said most, not all. For this you'd need to mention a lot more, instead of just one to disprove me entirely.

>it does if you haven't compressed it like crazy. but you have to be careful that you don't let water in your ear, at least not directly and significant amount
Why?

S E E T H I N G J U D E N
Your time will come jewy.

just use the fucking qtip. or dont, and just use two mirrors to look into your disgusting ear, then youll use the qtip. its best to do a maintinence swab every two days after a shower.