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>I hope you gotz a laid back dizzle free from deanos beatboxin bout sausage rolls.

This post sums up my thoughts exactly.

just had a wank thinking of tilde fuking herself with a frozen sossy roll

allofmyfuckingwhat.ogg

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ORRLLROIGHT LASSS *thumps your head*

I'LL AV A SOSIJ ROLE AN A RED OASIS

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>tilde will never say hello to you. What did you think it would be something lewd? Get your mind out of the gutter

you guys actually deserve pubes
the amount of trip sycophants that infest this place is unreal.

Think I might make one more OP, call it my magnum opus and throw in the hat.
Thinking of adding another store/two and making some major changes
Thoughts?

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>sycophants
lad...

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OP needs a bookies lad

Debating on whether to wear a bra to work today. Might be too noticeable but at the same time would be more comfortable for me

If you have boobs its more noticeable if you dont wear a bra.

>Debatin on whether ta wear a funky-ass bra ta work todizzle. It make me wanna hollar playa! Might be too noticeable but all up in tha same time would be mo' laid back fo' me

Noted

strawpoll.me/16394939

>720 days since no gf

Autumn britstreet with trees with failling leafs

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i cant even count the days but its many, no gf since the 15th november 2011

yes but add new characters

Normie.
Get the fuck out you don't belong in here

put the norf fc apu away day bus driving past

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I second the motion in favour of norf F.C. apus

I'll consider leaving after you successfully neck yourself

some fucking mong on facebook has just posted an article about gene wilder dying and saying "things ill never b the same now", fucking retards

>since
yseruidhgfsod

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Here here i do too

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Hello I would like to buy an extra vote

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hmmm, i dont know. you might have to post a picture of yourself in said bra for me to have a opinion.

we wud 'ave 'ad that fookin' world cup if ye suvvan bastads knew how to scoar sum fukkin goowwwwls
for da 96, for 'illsburra!

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alright which one of you lads wants to kiss and eat ice cream off of each other's faces

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is this your OC? looking good laddy, i was thinking about doing a huge norf Vs souf pub brawl

t.norf apu poster

>Cronenberg directs a hooligan film

aye lad, thanks.
We are missing a pub fight one for sure.

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i love the sheer petty violence and impossibility of sympathy in these. The characters are less than human

For awhile during the WC I have to admit these bothered me. Then the violence and destruction from braindead morons kept increasing with every victory and I realised if we somehow won the whole thing the entire country would get fucking levelled

grotesque is best

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Aye if England won the World Cup, the entire country would have been destroyed.

Wearing a bra today

Feel quite pretty looking in the mirror

it's macabre, dark humour filled with twisted mockeries of humans.
Sleep well, lids.

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Sure you look great kid. Good luck today

The Norf f.c memes are really coming in to their own

nice work

happy for you chick

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I've tried kissing boys and it's not very good. Prison gays would be disappointed

>have to skip the next Godzilla movie in the series
>in the one after he has a kid
wtf

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must have been kissing the wrong boy

kissing a beardy/stubbly face guy is not so good

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Tfw Godzilla even got a shag

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State of this slag fucking hell

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We need the comfy NEET back in the OP image, he has always been on feel street

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Godzilla is one of a kind so maybe it's a clone or something. These movies are confusing I'm just gonna go with it

belly ruins it

Vag looks messy as well.

Who originally is she?

daytime britfeel may get better as the brats are back at school today

Jessica Rose

u gotta kiss a real man who grabs you and has his way with your mouth

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Is she a famous woman?

Famous in the UK 'playing with your minge on camera' genre

Oh right. Ive been warned about those women.

you lads doing ok? skipping my exercise today cause can't really be fucked, still did my yoga and meditation though

Aye just bored at work lad. Still havent meditated yet, on my to do list

Not bad mate just had a wank and now back to watching Godzilla vs Space Godzilla

Currently making a new shop for the OP image

Supposed to sleep, wake up, take calls and go out today.
Looks like it'll be a napper or all nighter.

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>never speak to me or my son of Godzilla again

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What kind of calls do you take?

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Just sorting out some bits for moving out nothing serious

What you up to lad?

>tfw have to call up my boss in 10 minutes and tell him that I quit despite giving no notice
Not looking forward to that phonecall lads, nor the conversation with my parents when they wake up

why you quitting then lad?

HOME, JAMMIES, read myself into a coma

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Can't hack it. I only started this job last week (working on a construction site), but it's 10 hour shifts and 90 minutes travelling each way. My body just feels fucked.

Just busted my nut to hookup hotshot

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Morning lads, woke up to grey skies which are comfy

back to full time wage slaving today

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love a bit of noriyoshi ohrai art i do
thas illegal fren

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that apu writing upside down is impressive. proves that norf smarter than souf

The Sagiri OP magnum opus - by day

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and
The Sagiri OP magnum opus - by night

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>no tim, dropped.

>no barry chuckle
fucking saggie

lives in our hearts x
lives in the morgue x

The job centre usually says you can decline jobs if it takes you more than 2 hours travel there and back. I use that as an indicator whether it's worth taking a job as travelling to work is a right faff.

whats the point of going to work

used to be 45 minutes when i was a job seeker.
fucking tories.

>Not liking to rub your cheek on a bit of well kempt beard.
Its so comfy. Soft lips are a plus too

Does Honk still post here?

I did in February.

Just had to get up and dressed and put the cat in a box and catch a bus in 15 minutes because I woke up late.
That was not the morning I wanted.

Yeah im ok, got to go into town for some bits today.
Is that the one with the really stupid looking baby godzilla?

Did you at least brush your teeth lid xxx

>had the shop ready to open 45 minutes early

On a roll today. Might buy Final Fantasy XV to give me something to do after laser tomorrow

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I did indeed. Wasn't for 2 minutes but I'm not going out of the house with a rank mouth.
I desperately need a cuppa tea now

Think she's cottoned on to the fact she's going to the vets lads

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