Hello frens, what can I get you to drink today?
Frogs and Feels Tavern. NIGHT SHIFT
Jackson Morales
Ryan Gutierrez
Can I have a glass of water please?
Uni classes start tomorrow for me and I'm so anxious. Another year of sitting alone and observing happy normies. Normally, every year I tell myself I'll be more social, find a gf, and try to be happy but it never happens. This year I'm not even lying to myself.
Jaxson Rodriguez
Here you go, fren. Not to sound like a normie myself, but have you ever tried joining some Uni club around your town to start meeting people? Anime and Video Game clubs are trash, but Tabletop, guitar club, and history clubs are more fun and robot core.
How do you react with your peers, user? Not chad, not stacey, normal people. I for one beleive most robots could be friendly and funny if given the chance with people they feel the need to impress but know it's not the end of the world if they don't. Unlike parents, teachers, or co-workers.
Grayson Bennett
3 shots of blyat-approved vodka please.
Schools just too much for me, I know that I'm more than capable when it comes to work. So there's no challange. I'm just so un-motivated to do anything school related. Whenever work has to be done id rather be doing literally anything else. Even if the thing I'm trying to do is harder than the school it's self. O add to this some days I'm super motivated and feel like am actual adult.
Thomas Wood
Cant drink tonight got uni tomorrow.
>Thought uni started this Thursday rather than this Tuesday
>First class is at 7am
>Teacher is cunt I hate
Camden Jenkins
>Every year
Underaged high schooler confirmed, MODS!!!
Nicholas Richardson
She probably hates you back because you don't call her by her actual title, like seriously what the fuck is the point of getting your Masters degree and trying to teach college students when there are dumb kids like you who don't call them professors
Ryder Sanchez
I live in a spanish speaking country 'non.
Teacher and professor use the same word in Spanish.
Kayden Wilson
I think my dad has given up on me and I can't blame him. I've been a NEET too long and now the idea of getting work just makes me feel like shit since I should've been doing something all this time and that is if anyone will actually hire my fat ass in the first place. I can never convince myself that I genuinely want to wagecuck and feel like shit when I have to apply places and lie through my teeth that I'm excited for this opportunity and will be a good fit. I'd like for him to be proud of me but at the same time a part of me just can't give a shit.
Xavier Watson
Clubs are good advice, definitely something I need to try. I can hold up a conversation with most people, though it's not enjoyable. I just feel like no one ever really would see me as anything more than some guy in their class, and truthfully I really wouldn't want to pursue any sort of relationship/friendship outside of classes either since I like being alone, except I get lonely. It's a strange state to be in, but probably not too unfamiliar to robots. Thank you for the water though!
>Uni classes
I'm going into my third year. Though I did tell myself the same thing in highschool.
Wyatt Powell
I'll have a jim beam and 7 up fren.
Tbh i'm tired of being an alcoholic, im only 140 pounds but i drink like 10 drinks a night, i feel awful all the time, but i have no desire to stop. I got a new job at a chinese delivery place, so at least i'm not a NEET at the moment, but things have felt pretty empty recently. Enough of a normie to have friends, and (very) occasionally get with girls, but i'm fucking weird and feel like nobody can really relate with me.
Luke Richardson
a glass of wine, and leave the box
my acquaintances made a secret group without me
it seems they just don't like me around no more
Benjamin Rivera
also some root beer please. I want to feel like shit
Evan Jackson
I'd take a glass of orange juice
I should be worrying about something. Anything at all, but I don't feel shit. I should be feeling anxious because its uni and god knows what will you do if you fail. I should, but I can't. I should be delighted to move out of my parents' nest. I don't. Is that a serious problem, bartender OP?
Jace Flores
>my acquaintances made a secret group without me
it seems they just don't like me around no more
Sorry about that user. same happened to me with some uni friends. Fuck them I say. No point even confronting them about it, you just have to move on even though its a terrible feel
Kevin Murphy
Hello Bartender,
WageCuck/Cyborg here. Lemme get a beer please.
Gf is giving me shit for no good reason, and I'm dreading work tomorrow.
I just want to feel an alcohol induced for another 30 min before I pass out and start life again tomorrow.
Lincoln Taylor
I'll take a Sprite, I'm tired tonight.
Cooper Garcia
i am too much of a pussy to leave the group, you know?
it was my fault anyways, so nothing wrong with being alone again
Julian Harris
Hey bartender, get me something warm. I'm cold and have a lot on my mind
Austin Barnes
I'm on the one way road to die alone. Pretty boring road tbqh
Nathan Bennett
Yeah I know how you feel but don't let them get away with it. Its not healthy to just let them abuse your friendship like that. Why do you think it's your fault?
Nolan Richardson
Here you go fren. Alcohol makes us escape le reality. You know what else does? Hobbies. Hobbies are a great way to spend time with pleasure. Some of them are respected by people. I suggest you find the most suiting yourself. Fren, im glad that you gave up NEET lifestyle. It must have been very tough for you. Enjoy your stay.
Jose Parker
Hey Fren, I'll take a warm glass of milk, I wanna get really comfy before bed.
Here's a $1 tip for this thread
(send your bitcoin QR code and I can send $0.01, it's all I really have)
Gabriel James
Fren gib me dark latte pls
Luis Taylor
Why, have some tea and share a story, the night is young
Jordan Davis
Have a good night sleep, my dear fren
(We dont serve with bitcoin, thread is free yknow, you can share a story if you like)
Landon Gray
Thanks, I just have so many thoughts, no what to null them. I feel as if I lie in a strange medium that is indescribable and I'm not sure how to deal with it. Wishing I was in different places with friends or something. Then reality comes lurching back and I'm just living day to day.
Josiah Hughes
Heres your cold one, sire
Robert Howard
Here it is. Even its metaphorical alcoholic beverage, I advise you not to take too much. I had no contact with women, so I dont know how it feels to have a gf, but yeah. They can be rough, times can be rough too. But you know, theres an end to everything.
Samuel Hall
Currently livin this feel
I treat it like this. I don't want to cut ties because I have noone else, but I still blocked their number and made contacting me an inconvenience. They still do and I still get something out of being with them ,mostly knowledge of my flaws. It's kinda masochistic, but you could also use it as a justification that has some benefits. But I still draw the line in some places. Basically, just treat them like shit back
Owen Gomez
I wish to everybody in this thread good luck, happiness and a stress-free life
Christian Smith
Thank you fren, my night is almost perfect. Almost. I only wish I had someone to take to bed with me.
Jaxon Powell
Here, my pleasure.
Being a social outcast in some sort is always awful. I remember my 5th to 7th grade in school to be exactly the same. Nonetheless I made a pair of friends from that group later. Maybe they misunderstood you in some way.
Enjoy your stay in bar "r9k"
David Wood
I'll take some water, getting over a hangover right now so don't wanna go crazy just yet.
Adam Kelly
Thank you fren.
The only end I want is to embrace my sweet shadow lover.
But in terms of a gf, it isn't bad. I won't say it's good because you have to deal with another person. It's better then the typical robot loneliness or ennui but It's not ideal.
Levi Martinez
I simply wished to express my gratitude, but here is a story for payment then.
>be me
>couple of weeks ago (it was summer time)
>at ice cream store
>ask for smallest cone of one scoop (I didn't have much money on me at the time)
>nice lady behind the counter gives me about two and a half scoops
>say that I had only wished for one scoop
>she says that it's alright, and charges me for one scoop
>probably my best moment of summer
I'm sorry it's not action-y or has a funny ending, but it's a nice wholesome one.
Gabriel Kelly
Well, if you say so, dear.
Enjoy your stay
John Edwards
Wow, thats a really nice one. Thank you, user
Henry Campbell
I need to stop throwing my money around like I'm making big dick money when I'm not and in college debt. But I always spend pretty much as much as I make.
Anybody have any tips to live a more minimal life style,
Owen Price
Noice I give out free stuff like this every now and then, but ofc storys different when robots behind the counter
David Scott
Thank you, people like you are nice.
Jeremiah Davis
Oh good sire, forgive for forgetting about you. Times are just too busy. Hope you wont hold a grudge.
Here it is
My dad has given up on me too. But what was the reason you ask? I went to a different uni. He tried too hard to oppress me into going to more prestigious one, but I refused. So yeah, dads are dads. Also, be confident about working, think about the thing that you wont be a neet anymore. He'll be proud, surely
Enjoy your stay in the bar "r9k"
Adrian Cooper
you good fren
growing your own food I suppose
Nicholas Walker
Don't get addicted to cocaine.
Christian Hill
No hard feelings barkeep. That's an odd reason to be upset at someone but I guess he just justifies it as wanting whats best for you or something like that.
Also that's the difficult part about being neet. Its just so comfy sometimes and getting over the discomfort hurdle initially is very tricky but I'll try and take the advice.
Mason Brooks
What's the whole deal with fresco Pepe? I haven't really been following, and he suddenly just popped up.
Nicholas Hughes
He's basically just an overworked wagie on the brink of a mental breakdown who uses delusions and excessive amounts of coffee (hence the yellow teeth) to keep himself going
Connor Hernandez
Ah okay, got it
Going to go to bed now, feeling comfy.
Goodnight guys, thank you for the thread, it was nice and wholesome
Thomas Parker
I'll take a warm glass of milk please? Would anyone like me to tell them a story?
Joshua Campbell
I'm a wagecuck and one night was putting down the umbrellas outside shop. A guy walked across the sidewalk nearby mumbling to himself, but I stopped minding. He approaches and frantically asks if we were hiring. He's a bit short and robot in appearance. I said sure just go inside and ask, but he said he prolly shouldn't caus he's gay and the guys here are sexy... I was the only guy cashier at the time
Juan Turner
>Dropped out from college
>No skill whatsoever
>so work as security guard for a year now
>my mom hates it so much and threatened to kick me out if I don't find a better job
Jaxon Baker
Rest in peperoni fren.
Jackson Lewis
If you've been working for over a year, would you have some money saved up, and maybe can get a cheap apartment?
I'm sorry, I'm bad at advice
Joshua Moore
Here it is. Your story is quite strange, yet dramatic
Enjoy your stay
Carson Gomez
>bartender doesnt even try at this point.
Well, sorry lads. My shift is ending. Gotta go to uni soon.
Isaac Phillips
Good luck at Uni.
Angel Gonzalez
If you want to, we can make it a weekly thing, like caturday. Like, we'll call it barday on sundays or saturdays. I'll get more proficient in bartending too, I hope
Caleb Bailey
cozy, nice service. I'll come the next time you're open
Levi King
I second this, I really likes this thread, and want it to continue.
Same time next week? Only on Sunday or Saturday though.
Jeremiah Sullivan
Piss give me a bottle of piss please