/uni/ feels

Drop out and join the military. You're parents won't be able to touch you and your debt will be forgiven.

literally same lmao at least its next semester

Doing biology and forensic sciences. Not sure why you're asking what classes coz modules are fixed for each course.

How close are you to finishing? Months, years?

First year student here. It's been going better than I expected it would.

I want to lose my virginity to an asian qt soon. What do?

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I'm about to graduate in May. And as for the military, my family would probably think I was nuts and stop talking to me if I dropped out and joined the army at this point. At least I know that's how my mom feels. I'm already kind of the black sheep, and while I don't reeeally give a shit about how my family doesn't understand some of my decisions, I figure I may as well finish this shit out and see what I can do with it out the gate before any further plans of my own. I've got a few ideas.

exchange students my guy, their english is kinda bad so it might be hard to communicate verbally, but
if you just pay for their meals, hold the doors open for the, etc.
you can smash pretty ez
azn girls might seem very pure, but it's not generally the case.

>tfw too fucking stupid to even code in greenfoot for my cs clsas

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iktf OP. Took a whole semester off and went back and now I'm doing way better and delivering some of my best work on time. If I can break the cycle so can you. I believe in you
kek, same thing for me. Just post something vague and simple without overthinking it. No one cares about introductions anyway except the lecturers and coordinators

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Same situation exactly. Wish my parents wouldn't have pressured me to go so hard.

Man, I just feel like if they had let me work for one or two years and save up some money living at home I might have matured a little bit and gotten more of a game plan together. Which is what I wanted to do anyway. But now I'm far enough in that I've gotta make the best of the situation I've got. Here's to hoping grad school will open opportunities or I can pass the LSAT.

>tfw 8am bs polisci class in the morning
>it's nearly 2 am and I'm drunk, watching anime and shitposting
how do I end it all?

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I know that feel user. I wanted to be a cs major too but by the second project, despite reading the book for several hours I couldn't figure out how a for loop worked for the life of me. Plagiarized my way through the whole semester and then switched majors.

>passed 2 years of cs top of my class
>even made money doing a couple of people's projects for them
>failed math in third and had to change majors

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My classes are from 8-5 M-F. I want to end it.

>spent 4 hours trying to figure out polynomial least squares because the lecture notes are retarded

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>going back to school at 25

ahhhh i don't want to be around 18 year olds

I'm 25
They're ignore you and clump in their high school friend groups

>They're ignore you
That is just as bad.

There was a 40yo trucker in some of my courses and fucking no one cared. He was actually a pretty cool guy. You are never too old to educate yourself.

>High school friend groups

Where're you from?

Here you'd be lucky to have more than a single person in your class from your same graduating high school cohort, let alone a friend among them.

australia
there isn't much choice in unis and moving interstate isn't popular

are the first week of classes always useless?

yes but sometimes there's 1 that isn't and you'll regret missing it

>have to do my breadth requirements
>see a science fiction course
>seems interesting
>sign up
>check the syllabus
>the materials are a bunch of SJW shit, tumblr tier comics, and some Black Mirror episode

Oh I am dropping this shit.

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>tfw fail one quiz worth 4% of overall mark and keep getting phone calls and emails asking me to make appointments with student advisor

seriously, i failed by 1 mark and passed the next one, just piss off

>the perfect GPA when barely even study

>going on 23
>just failed a maths supplemental by 4%
>fail to progress to the next year for a second time

second uni day
they didn't make class lists for first years yet
i played baby foot for an hour then i'm back home
too many cutes the % of cutes are 100 times more than in highschool but it's not like anyone noticed me i'm too ugly and short also i noticed i forgot how to talk
i bought water from a small store in the uni and my voice was so low and uncomprehnsible when i ordred

>2nd day today
>already made a few friends (including 1 female friend)
>already saw a few robots in class who haven't talked to anyone at all
I-I think I'm gonna make it after all.
Am I normie though? I'm still a KHV

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>OP is the story of my life.

25yo now doing masters degree on pharmacy, takes 3 more years. Kill me

If I could go back in time I'd start working even picking thrash on the street. Degrees are a meme, a lie... and so is love

>taking physics class with no lectures
>4 hours of lab each week instead, nobody has any idea what they're fucking doing
>don't even know what experiment you're doing until 1 day before you have to do it so you can't prepare
>every single lab is groupwork with a randomly assigned partner each time
>lab manual is vague as fuck and doesn't help, pain in the ass assessment always due 4 days after
>this week is different, have to work on a collaborative 3 week project with partner
>mfw my partner is the sperg with no self awareness who always does autistic shit in the middle of class
fucking shoot me desu

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>depressed in bed
>cant get shit done
>beer cans all around me
>cycle between smoking, opening another beer
>uni starts again in 3 weeks
>most of the guys i hang out with are at home with their hometown friends
>atleast my view from my new Apartment ist really nice (forests and hills for atleast 1-2 km)
Ill probably just get wasted and watch some failvids instead of programming (which once was fun to me)

I dont know why but 90% of girls in my course are hot. It's insane
If only I wasn't autistic

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>60hr a week wageslave
>would give anything to swap places and re-do Uni

none of you realise how good you have it but you better start appreciating things

>greenfoot
oh no no no no

first day, i came to the building an hour early so i guess I'll sit the library for a while. my stomach really hurts

I understand you bro
Unless you're a total autist that doesn't talk to people, you can connect with people easily, I mean, you're studying the same shit, you're never going to find similar thinking people in one room ever again.
I'm a loser (KHV, never had a gf, can barely handle my anxiety) but for me it's pretty easy. Just go there and make friends, not a gf but friends, gf will come naturally after that. (I hope so, not there yet)
Its so easy compared to high school where there's Chads and Roasties everywhere that you have nothing in common

I didn't even really make friends but just enjoyed the atmosphere a lot, spending weekdays learning things and walking around in the sun while the wagies are all at work is pretty comfy. The freedom you have while you are at Uni is unmatched, there is no other time in your life where you can afford to make mistakes as much as you can during that time.

I need some opinions
>28th of this month I will start uni
>mechatronics , which sounds like a meme degree but I couldn't get into it shit
>will study it for 5 years
What to expect , most of the classes first semester are physics , chemistry and math . I will probably have to find a job but I feel like the pressure from the big city and work will destroy me and make me leave studying . This will destroy my grandpa who is in bad mental state after my father was an alcoholic and passed away , my brother disappointed him a lot of times , grandma passed away .

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Couldn't understand your problem from your post.
You got into mechatronics? You are afraid you won't be able to conciliate study and work?

I'm about to graduate after 3 years of procrastination, deep hopeless depression, and excessive worriness. I only got 16 credits left. It's an amazing feeling. I never checked my grades once and I'm getting away with at least a 3.0 gpa. We're all gonna make it, brahs.

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I still have to do final projects but I have no bullshit classes to hold me down. I love it. Fuck school. A 9-5 seems like paradise compared to this hell.

You can easily get a med tech job with a biology major at any hospital. The salary isn't super high but there is room to go up.

is it safe to microwave water?

two people have asked me for directions thus far, im gonna make it

>A 9-5 seems like paradise compared to this hell.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dude i have the exact same situation. But i changed my degree and now life feels better again.

I graduated in Computer Engineering in the top university in my country. Jow Forums liked my greentext so here it goes

> First day, ~60 weirdos in class, 4 of them female
> Arrive late, sit in one of the free spots left
> By my side, 3/10 short jewish skinny girl
> Professor: "You freshmen are too stiff, as your assignment today you will have to talk to whoever is sitting next to you. Get to know them, their likes, dislikes, hopes and dreams."
> The girl, which I will call little Missie Tryhard, scored first place in the university admission test, is an absolute monster in her studies
> Meanwhile, my interests are sleeping, playing and modding videogames. Barely passed the admission test
> We got to know each other, and turns out she doesn't really mix with people out of the "tryhard club" (you know the type)
> Months pass by, we maintain a healthy friendship.
> One day, I see her struggling a bit in a programming assignment, decide to give a hand
> She is indebted for life (I guess being helped by an inferior being must be unacceptable to them)
> Exams coming. I skipped most classes and didn't even bring a notebook to the ones I attended
> "Hey Tryhard, could I borrow your notes to make a copy? I'll return them right away"
> Notes obtained. Everything is written so fucking clearly, I understand very fast.
> All relevant info is there, none of the bullshit
> Satisfactory performance in tests, fuck yeah.
> Borrow her notes to make copies in almost every class since then
> Go through the whole course with OK performance and very little effort
> My friends call me "legendary", because I attend so few classes and manage to pass
> Graduate, give Tryhard an awkward hug

> Few months pass, taking it easy before getting a job (aka NEET)
> Receive e-mail from recruiter in a respectable company where Ms. Tryhard works
> "user, we had very good references of you, would you like to come for a interview?"
> "Hell yes"
> Land the job
> All because that marvelous ugly girl

stop worrying

just do what is immediately in front of you; ignore everything else until you're up to it

do one small step then one more small step after than until the task is done

actually it's a bad thing for me i don't need things i can't obtain also beautiful girls make me uneasy af so i prefer ugly girls to be around

>the way to join the robotics club is to go in and ask
holy shit why is this so hard

>just got like 30% on an assignment
>assignment category is 30% of my total grade
i'm in my second week, I can still bump that to a B, right?

if you got 100 on the rest of the course work you'd get a 79

>Australia
>Maintaining HD average
>Bunch of extracurricular experience in my field
>Still gonna have to move for work

Cheers Perth.

yep, same exact position,
cant fucking wait for this shit to be over

This is why I want out. Fuck work life, it all comes down to having connection with the right people. I can't be bothered to make friends with every Tom Dick Harry in the class, praying that 1 of them will actually toss an entry job my way.

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too lazy to go do uni, I'll stay neet

>3rd year
>bachelors incoming
>still no friends
>course is still filled with group assignments
>still hate building models
>tired as shit after having to be around people
>no energy to play wow after lectures

getting there

>people who show up to classes that don't take attendance and never have pop quizzes half an hour late with literally nothing but their phone and then proceed to just sit and listen to music and text for the rest of class
FUCKING WHY IT'S ALWAYS A NIGGER OR A FUCKING STONER AS WELL JUST STAY HOME AT THAT POINT YOU FUCKING RETARD

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>finished my masters 2 years ago
>working in a bio lab as a lab assistant
>classes started today
>retards walking around staring at buildings
>yelling hello to each other
>getting in my way
>girls walking around with their tits out and theirs underasses bouncing
>construction still going on in buildings and nearby streets
>streets now clogged with parked cars

It feels like I'm looking at high school students.

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I knew someone like that and they said they were absorbing some information by being there. They're stupid.

all modern societies are designed to make introverts less successful

I don't even think the ones at my uni are pretending that's the reason, they come into class with headphones blaring their fucking nigger rap and never so much as look at the professor and everyone has to hear their fucking music for the rest of class because the professors are too afraid to say anything in case they get written off for telling a minority to stop being a fucking retard

Polsci was a mistake

I actually really enjoy it I ended up making it to it after all I rolled in with a hangover and then immediately went home afterwards, it's a east asian politics class, it's just far too early for someone like me who can't stop myself from staying up so late

>tfw it's my major

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Shit guys I forgot how to study without being on some kind of stimulant, this is actually boring.
Where do I go from here?

my fellow future unemployment recipient

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same.M-F all 8AM classes. What the fuck do these professors smoke

Honestly idgaf. I'll work retail again if I can get a salaried job. It's not ideal but after slogging through school for so long I'll take just about any kind of work at this point.

Staying up all night to catch up on work and revise then head into my next 8am class

>If I make them have an 8am class I can have the rest of my day uninterrupted

My uni has 8am exams; some are 3 hours...

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>tfw basically having to retake every class from last year since I only managed to get like 8 credits before I went full hikikomori last November
I'm with the new freshmen but wasn't there for the orientation so everyone already formed their cliques and stuff. Also government cut off my student allowance since lack of progress but I'll manage if I live frugally. The courses are ez though especially if I bother attending lectures where we go through examples and stuff.
Also I've noticed I probably have less anxiety and more confidence than last year (or maybe I don't care anymore?)
Also, there are more girls studying physics than you'd think. Before last year I was sure it was going to be a sausage fest but it's more like 65-35 split.

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nigga look into IT work. Even with a shit degree like polsci you can still land something entry level unrelated to your major. Avoid retail cuckholdery

I'm not good at math or coding

>IT
>Math and coding
Tip topety KEK. I bet the lowest math you need for that shit is algebra if any at all. This is coming from a computer engineer 3rd year. Seriously look into IT.

What kind of position titles should I keep my eyes open for?

Dont have time to go into details.Since it seems you're already in debt with that polsci degree and any more time spent in school would just leave you in a deeper hole. CCNA Routing and Switching is pretty good option to study for. Exams are like 400 dollars in total.With some hard studying you can get certified within 6 months. Some community colleges have courses to teach you this shit like mine does but the program is like 2K USD. On the other hand, you watch CBT nugget's videos which are rated among the best to help you and a bunch of the UDEMY courses.My community college says that the expected salary for this cert is around 26 per hour which isnt bad at all. As for jobs, try applying around your near colleges. Mine was looking for a person who could do this network shit and they are paying 35 per hour. Literally had a teacher walking to my coding class and ask the class if any of us could help set some network shit lmao.Good luck man.

One of my professors taught an 8am and he said it wasn't his choice. Even though he was the second highest ranked professor in the department, he wasn't able to choose when he taught his class. He looked more tired than the class most days and would frequently nod off when he sat down.

You guys have Moonies(S. Korean missionaries) running around your campuses talking about the Mother and Father God?

>read the syllabus
>lowest grade in that category will be dropped
I'm good bros
just can't fuck up that badly again

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i fucking hate my major so much
holy shit is there a bigger pseudo science than economics? why the hell did i think this was a good pick.

Because you thought economics = big bux

Economics definitely = big bux
unless you go to a shit-tier uni

t. front end JS dev
If you want to do any work that's not boring as shit, pajeet tier webdev, you need to know math.

Could be worse. Could be poli """sci""" like me.

partly yes
i thought it was a save major and i could easily land some bullshit administration job at a company.
turns out they have their own degrees and economics is sociology tier with regards to job prospects

finance my man
finance and consulting

with an economics degree, your only two possibilities are consulting and academia

My online class made me respond to five different introduction posts. FIVE. Literally who the fuck cares about this shit