why are women so fucking stupid? don't they fucking realize that they like average sized dicks? don't they FUCKING realize that size doesn't matter and that anything bigger than 6 inches fucking hurt? FUCK size queen whores, dumb fucking bitches.
>buy massive dildo after being convinced that size brings pleasure >discover my vagina is actually really shallow and that an 8 inch dildo is going to be useless and painful >buy a different one that's 5.5 inches >fits like a glove
Isaac Rodriguez
Post tits to give hope.
Samuel Cox
>implying a girl gives a shit when dicklets get made fun of you guys are fucking pathetic
Yeah I can't say I care about people who are insecure about the size of their penis
No really it hurts me to use it.
Cameron Powell
Stop larping, it isn't original.
Luke Butler
9 inches can hit the cervix. That's hot
Evan Wright
Every other girl except my current gf experienced extreme pain from hitting her cervix. The only reason she doesn't is hers is jusr a wall of scar tissue after having cancer removed.
Brayden Brooks
major cope >I've had plenty of sex what the fuck are you doing here?
Dominic Russell
>tfw 7'' length but 5.5'' girth
It looks skinny as fuck, wish I could redistribute my inches.
Jayden Sanders
im the same length as you, a tiny bit longer and mine looks fine not skinny st all
Luke Garcia
the fupa is taking away several inches, he really is 9 inches just very low girth
Jack Roberts
perks of having an 8.5 inch cock include: >"Ouch! Slow down!" >*gagging* "Stop pushing my head down!" >*unzips pants for the first time* "there is NO way that's going inside me!!"
Evan Gomez
based #proudtobeadicklet
Liam Baker
gay bottom user here
I agree tbhon, ideal dick is a thick 6-7inch
Tyler Bennett
so fucking true why the fuck don't women realize this? big dicks are a fucking joke.
Cameron Flores
This guy must be an ugly fucking troll to only get such a frumpy looking roastie with a dick that big
Noah Gray
yep money and good looks > big dick
Owen Nelson
>implying that isn't exactly what I want to hear from a woman