Wage Cuck Life

In 6, short hours, I have to:

>force myself out of bed
>force myself into an uncomfortable shower
>force myself to rush through the uncomfortable shower
>force myself dry off in the uncomfortable cold air
>force myself to iron my suit
>force myself to put on my suit as quickly as possible
>force myself to chuck down some disgusting coffee for energy
>force myself to drive to work through traffic
>force myself to walk ten minutes after parking to my work
>force myself to deal with my cock-sucking boss
>force myself to tolerate his cock-sucking, condescending comments all day
>force myself to endure his never-ending criticism of everything I'm doing
>force myself to passively accept his mixed, contradicting instructions
>force myself from falling asleep at my desk
>force myself to persevere through the aforementioned for 10 hours
>force myself to drive home
>to tired to do anything beyond this point
>begin to pray for the weekend and the taste of vaporous alcohol on my lips to escape the suffering that is life
>fall asleep
>soon thereafter awake to the nightmare that is my job -- especially my cock-sucking boss

Is there anything worse, lads? NEETs, let me have it.

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Hang in there, lad. All there is to say, really.

NEET here. I respect that you at least can muster the willpower to force yourself into these things. I can't seem to find mine no matter how hard I look. Your boss sounds like a right faggot though, just don't let him get in your head is all I can say

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>willpower

wagecucks have no willpower. it takes true willpower to be a NEET and take a stand against wageslavery

I have no free time besides the weekends, and it takes everything in me not to dig out the shotgun and end my suffering. I dont know which uses more willpower, to actually do it or to live life. Im so tired of chasing the dollar anons.

Youd expect your brains to be brolic as fuck with the amount of mental gymnastics you retards do. Unfortunately the vast majority of you have peanut brains with nothing else in your life other than anonymity and memes to show for it.

Youll rot but I feel its always nice to get told these things early on.

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>so brainwashed by the jews that he can't comprehend our superior ways

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I purposely come into work 15 minutes late. My GM doesn't give a shit, anymore.

> superior ways
>Pisses in to a bottle

My god are you delushional.

Whats so much better about pissing in a toilet?

Vidya engine programmer wage cuck life

>wake up at 9am, because work starts at 10
>get up comfy, breakfast, shower go to work
>arrive at 11:00 at work, Boss doesn't like it but doesn't say anything, because he is happy to have me as there aren't many people in this world who are even capable of doing this job
>work on vidya till 12:30
>have 1,5h of lunch break, go to some restaurant with colleagues, eat some nice food, life is good.
>continue working un vidya till 19:00, stay an hour longer because I was late and because my tasks are actually interesting
>go home
>arrive home at 21:00
>eat some shit
>code on some personal projects/browse image boards till 2am.
>repeat

life is actually nice. I don't know why you guys are complaining so much.

now which part is true?

> literal india streetshitter tier.
> cant comprehend why a toilet is better option to a bottle.

You should use your brainlet memes on yourself.

It just showes how lazy and uncivilized you are, thats all. Also, what do you do with the bottles when they are full?
Throw them in the trash? Please dont tell me you do, if so, I just lost faith in you as a functioning human beeing.

I'm working as a teacher and commuting by public train usually with no seat for an hour and a half both ways every day. I get up at fucking 5:30 and home around 7 every fucking day. Then I deal with screaming teenagers and an incompetent boss all day. I get paid about $27k a year and more than 2/3 has to go towards expenses. I have an Ivy League STEM degree, had a 3.2 GPA in college, and several financial certs. Couldn't find a better job.

Jow Forums, sincerely, fucking help me.

I honestly swear to god that all of it is true.
at least it was before I quit that job because I decided to get a Ph.D.

If you are a high skill industry professional, in a field like this, you can basically behave however you like (to some extent), because if they fire you, you have already 5 jobs lined up.

I know a guy who got his company to open a branch in another country because he "didn't like it here anymore" and threatened to quit.

That life sounds like shit to be honest

What a scary thought man. I pray for you. I am on the same path as you very soon. I graduated my bachelors, couldnt or rather wouldnt bother finding a job in STEM and NEETed most of the two years post grad and now my parents shipped me to another country to get my masters lol. Thank god for this scholarship or else Id be fucked cuz they only paid for the plane ride. Rest is up to me.

Send help r9k.

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I'm assuming you are American. I imagine this life for alot of office workers in Americans, expect the tech companies.

Think Hal from malcom in the middle. The problem is Americans defend this the death

It really depends on what you like, to be honest.
What could possibly be better?
I mean, Ok, the thing that is better is to have your own company and do the same thing, but it is YOUR company, and so you don't work on personal projects, but stay at work until 2am, and then you don't even need to go home haha.

What country? I'm about 2 years post-grad too now and I figured if I didn't do something for work it would be really, really bad.

I still watch reruns of that show. I get what you mean. I'm an American teaching abroad in Asia, not an English class but in English.

Is there some way to be a NEET without completely fucking over any future prospects at life in case it doesn't work out, so I don't end up homeless at 40? I have a few years worth of expenses saved up thank God.

>Warehouse laborer
>Scheduled for 10 hour shifts with mandatory overtime, weekend shifts typically running 19-23 hours straight
>Shifts are back to back
>Job requires intense nonstop lifting of boxes anywhere from 50 - 120 pounds at a rate of several hundred per hour between both freezer rooms (-20 degrees) and dry rooms (80+ degrees) with both day and night shifts every week
>Kept on a scantime system, if I take a moment too long on my breaks it takes a percentage of cases off my case total
>Pay is based on that case total
>Only way to bring home a decent check is to skip breaks while working your 23 hour shift after a 15 hour shift on only 4 hours of sleep because the shifts are back to back
>Moderately good at my job, so management decides to exclusively give me the most difficult orders in the warehouse as the turnover rate is so high I'm the only employee with any skill that has remained longer than a month
>No pay increase, so I'm working harder to earn less
>60-70 hours a week, every week, doing the most difficult orders with no raises
>If I call in more than 3 times a quarter I'll lose my job, if I call in even one day I lose the day's pay plus my entire case-based incentive check for the week
>Despite moving 15k+ cases per week, if i over or undership a single case, I lose my incentive for the entire week

I wish I could say I felt angry or depressed, but to tell the truth I don't really think I feel anything at all any more. One day the echo of the man that was me will bounce off the walls of the last day of my life, and then it will fade away. Ground into fine dust.

There must be more to life

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Jesus fucking christ......

fucktherobot

deal with it you beta

Austraaaaalia. This country is shit.

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where do you live?

burger flippers and baristas make more than 27k in California

I grew up in California. I'm teaching in Asia abroad now though. Maybe I should have gone back to California.
>tfw parents joked about burger flipping jobs my whole life

>tfw started today off pissed as fuck because my boss decided we needed to start half an hour earlier and I knew I wouldn't get paid for it
>Arrived at 0600 to prep for bosses arrival at 0630
>He arrived, we started running through the day's work, we'd actually made a lot more progress than expected
>''Actually user, our department's been doing pretty well recently. Why don't you head home? In fact, take tomorrow off too if you want''
>Finished the day's work by 0730 (including the time we spent in the office cafe planning out the rest of the week)
>Back in bed by 0750
>Wake up at 0930, head to the cafe next door to have a nice long breakfast and coffee
>Curl up in their sunny courtyard with the book I've just started reading
>Get a text from HR ''user, we know you're already working from 0630 to 1630, but someone's called in sick, would you mind staying until 2330? We'll pay you $110/h for the overtime''
This week's looking alright desu fellas

this is honestly very sad
why don't you look for something else?

It's all about money, man. Nothing else in this area pays even close to what I earn here, and it's not even a lot.

now that you mention you live in China, that $27k sounds a lot more reasonable. and yeah why the fuck are you in China?

you must be in China or something. there is LITERALLY and i mean LITERALLY no reason to live that life. about the money? fuck off with that.

I'll get kicked off this board and all sympathy gone but I fell for the Asian meme and married an Asian girl and she owns a house here. Plus I speak the language at the highest national level of fluency and genuinely like living here...as a NEET. Wife isn't the problem, the job is the problem.

Every single day I consider jusy becoming a full-time day-trader spending all day reading financial papers and trading what I want, working my own hours, etc.

Warehouse user here, im in new york.

If I didn't make the money I make here, I wouldn't be able to pay any of my bills. I'd die.

how are you a NEET when you work a job?
sounds like you are already dead. what's the necessity of doing all that just to live in NY? you can move down to Jersey work more than half the hours and probably be better off. Please tell me your situation.

You misunderstood him. He would like the NEET life. Basically a (kinda vague and shitty) way of saying his life is perfect but he'd rather be jobless.

I don't have the money to move, atm. I'm paycheck to paycheck. I'm not in NY city for the record, I'm in the shithole that is upstate, where everything has a city pricetag without any city opportunities. Lose all my money to taxes.

I've got a degree, but all the jobs I've been offered/persued pay less than what I earn now doing my manual labor. The markets up here are just savage. With student debt, high cost of living and everything else, I'm stuck for now.

i'm sorry but i just cannot fathom to believe you think like that. you realize you work SEVENTY (70) hours in a week. what is your family situation like? is there a way to live with your parents? don't get me wrong, i have a very hard living condition too. but to work like an actual slave is not living. with your experience you can easily move somewhere else to do the same job. if you aren't taking the time to really consider what options you can do, then you might as well continue wasting your life.

i really hope you do something.

I don't have family. I know I can earn more money elsewhere for the same effort, but I need the money to make moves like that. It's all going to have to come with time.

Yeah I'm saying that living here as a NEET would be wonderful. I love jist walking around here in the day time and it's comfy 24/7 where I live. But working 5:30am to 7pm with teenagers is a nightmare.

You're actually a fucking slave lmao. This is life under communism kids.

do you get to come home to a family that loves you? to know you're providing for them and to see their faces light up when you walk through the door?

Because I'm not gifted with the enjoyment of something easily employable like programming

If that were the case, I'd be relaxing right now. I have to force myself to practice programming, and I get tired of it easily.
If you don't enjoy doing something that's a hireable skill, you're fucked.

>never a good word from my boss
>constantly criticizes what I do
>lean on the counter at some point
>hear about it LITERALLY 5 times, 4 from different managers, once from boss herself
>calls my hair moppy
>asks me how I am after moving house
>tell her I'm tired
>she says that 'you know that is no excuse not to work hard, right?'

Fucking bitch

at least you can coerce some dumb prime age stacey into having sex with you, by threatening to let her flunk

GET A FUCKING JOB LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEE, THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO GAIN MONEY AND A FULLFILED LIVE!!!!!!!!
>t. wagecuck
>t. brainlet zombie

>be server
>drive to work 5 minutes
>essentially run food and tidy up a restaurant for 4 hours
>walk away with 200 dollars
>do this 4 times a week
>spend rest of my time doing whatever the fuck I want
It's is a good life

What kind of fucking place is paying you 50$ an hour? Or are you talking about tips?

this is true.
But the thing is that many people don't enjoy anything besides pastimes like drinking, Vidya and watching tv.
Many other skills besides programming are actually employable, you just have to enjoy SOMETHING.

He is working on the toilet. It's called "special service".
>extra charge for kissing
>extra charge for anal
>extra charge for cuming inside
>extra charge for weird fetish

Then do that user. What are you waiting for??? My fiance does forex trade and were living quite decenty from that + my income (we both make roughly the same)

Tourist trap restaurant, coastal Florida. Overpriced food. Big tips extorted from unwitting boomers.

You don't need to fucking remind me OP, I have a part-time job 90% of wagies would envy like hell but I still hate my life

I have no idea how marriedcucks and general fulltime wagies do that shit, I barely work enough to keep myself in a tiny shoebox apartment and cheap food and I still feel like I work too much

Working is absolutely for fucking suckers and every day I wish I was rich or had extremely lenient parents that would let me NEET every day

I feel you OP.

>hate working
>have a shit ton of $$ saved up that I could support myself without working for 3, maybe 4 years
>can't quit because I'd be unemployable once I need to go back to work

The Jewmerican way: work for 50 consecutive years even if you don't need to

What country? I'm thinking of going to Asia to teach English for a year since the job looks easy and it would pretty much be a year vacation without having the resume gap. I can't take office work much more.

>force myself to work to survive
>mental health is in the gutter
>get injured at work(spine issues)
>work fighting it trying to say it isn't work injury

It is like they just want us to commit suicide...we work then
get fucked over.