Well Jow Forums? You have to push one

Well Jow Forums? You have to push one.

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Green. Then the earth can actually be repopulated.

why would you kill all women and also get rid of homosexuality? that would be awful

Why would anyone push the second? You would just end the species. With the first you eradicate all competition and can pick whatever girls you want in your harem.

>Infinite sex vs. Everyone dies and you can't even become a trap

It's not even a question

Good luck repopulating the Earth when you get murdered by some dyke now that her goal of ending all men is achievable and there's no one to protect you.

>can pick whatever girls you want in your harem.
Do you really think that's how it'd go? All these women would just agree to let whoever you pick be your harem?
I guarantee some rich old bat would have you drugged and kidnapped and keep you to herself.

The Earth would still be fine. Women can just use sperm banks to fertilize themselves. You still won't score, though.

If all women are gone, men can work on creating artificial wombs and sexbots, unrestricted by the roastie gremlins that would hold them back. The earth could be repopulated, and a new era would begin. Why not the red button?
[/spoiler] Also no more fags is pretty good too, no more gay threads [/spoiler]

Pick one
>Fantasy scenario where you balls need to be milked 24/7 to save the human species
>Mad Max post apocalyptic hellscape where women don't exist

Hmmmm that's a tough one

Red
This last generation would be the absolute most productive in human history.
I don't give a fuck about future generations or the lack thereof since I'll either be dead or immortal in some fashion due to the productivity of man without woman

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You'll care when you starve to death because there's no more farmers because everyone's old.

>Fantasy
You're going to be in a LOT of pain if they went down that route.

Lets make this question more even.
Would you rather kill all men except yourself or kill all women and artificial womb technology is instantly mastered so the human race can live on in both scenarios.
Basically would you rather live in a only men world or only woman world?

>Mad max post apocalyptic hellscape where women don't exist
That's literally the setting for LISA the painful
and I'm all for it

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green then kill myself lole

>Implying most farming isn't already mostly automated
>implying the science of cybernetics doesn't take off leading to effective immortality of the last generation

why, so you can learn the true meaning of "not even if you were the last man on earth?"

that and without men the world would literally collapse, 1 man ain't gonna be able to do all that men do by himself, and women....hahaha

that said, the red button would need to come with a gun containing 1 bullet too, i think

I'm sure that sperm banks will be raided.

Green, impregnate women until I'm bored, then red

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t. never played LISA

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red

we will make a better woman

the remains of society is literally destroyed by the last remaining female.

I'd choose green, and I'd use my status as the only person that could inseminate women to have near infinite influence. Free onaholes. If they're all bitches, I'll just do it like

If you choose the green your offsprings would become inevitably retarded because you are a common ancestor

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I'd pick the red one. Humanity is flawed.

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Good looks, hands-down. I will then argue for euthanasia and embrace sweet, sweet death when it's legalized

What a fucking stupid false dichotomy, go fuck yourself OP

Never heard of sperm banks I see

If you were the only male left on earth, the women would all just go lesbian and still ignore you.

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>waking up to see news headlines about how every last man on Earth is mysteriously gone overnight
You'll be like bigfoot. No one will believe you're real and no one will care to find out.

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OP is a retard. I fixed it tho.

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I change my answer from red to green so this user and his flock are cured.

>Green
Maybe, just maybe, mankind could continue with sperm banks and me. Probably a messed up situation where someone might kill me.
>Red
High chance that mankind is over. Men could probably keep society up atleast somewhat, but the lack of loving touch from another would probably drive people crazy.

>but the lack of loving touch from another would probably drive people crazy.
Suddenly artificial wombs and robo waifus/genetically engineered catgirls become a desperate need for humanity. It's the correct step, going forward.

All men so I can get the fuck dolls to myself.

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Good thinkin user

>Green
Get tied up somewhere or killed.
>Red
Men could undoubtedly create and mass produce artificial wombs given the NEED for it.

So, Green.

Shit, I meant Red, RED!

You deserved those trips.

If you pick green you'd immediately be imprisoned to stop you coming to harm. Then probably constantly raped.

Red, obviously. No women and no gays, sounds perfect.

uhh definitely red. cloning technology is around the corner and let's face it, these females are all fucked and need to be purged.

Sorry, user, you need to go back to your cage now.

Green, but I'm a woman so no men stay alive.

I'LL GET ME FIRST, FUCKERS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Press both at the same time. So I can live my dream of one man world utopia.

I push both buttons.

Goodbye humanity, you won't be missed.

Red
We're the cause of most of the worlds problems. Wipe out humans let the animals have at it

Youre an idiot if you think the women wont hunt you down, tie you up to a machine and milk you efficiently. Assuming they wont just use the sperm in sperm banks to repopulate and control the new male population.

>Double up
>Long life + Low mainentance
Going for the ultimate torture mode

>Youre an idiot if you think the women wont hunt you down, tie you up to a machine and milk you efficiently
sounds good desu

t.
Hyperretard