Tinder

Got some matches on tinder how should I proceed?
I made an account yesterday before going to bed while being drunk after a party. Now I don't know what to do with the matches after waking up. I fucking hate internet dating and social media but it's the only fucking way ppl socialize and it's only getting worse with new tech.

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Need some more details OP. Can you screenshot the bios or even show what the girls look like?

What would you rate yourself out of 10?

>message girl
>go on date
>sex

Why the fuck would you ask Jow Forums this question? That's like asking Jow Forums how to convince your friend to give up his guns. Come on OP, don't be retarded.

Idk they are just some thots with almost no bio but Instagram linked. I would say I'm a 7/10 that's being pessimistic because I've heard le "you could be a model" meme too many times.

What should I message? I think I'm too autistic to figure out a good first conversation

If they're real ig thots then unironically just be really upfront about wanting to fuck, that's what 90% of girls on Tinder are looking for anyway, hookups

Sounds hard :/

its a volume game
use the same conversation everytime and see whose receptive and who just wants to have a beta orbiter

if they respond, have a little banter, like ~5 messages

always wait at least twice as long to reply as they took to reply

after ~5 messages sent, say "give me your number" or "whats your number" but dont be like "can i have your number???"

if they give it, good, then wait to text them for sex

if they dont give it, they werent gonna give it, and its not worth 'chasing' someone who isnt already into you, next her or message her for fun when youre horny but expect nothing to come from it

I don't know what to tell you, OP, I found a cute moon faced chubby girl that I've been shitposting with with about the same filter I have IRL, so just hold out for that

you are going to fail on the first attempts. these girls have hours of practice
you need to build up your skills first
think of it like a video game, the first girls you match are tutorial not end game.

Tell a joke and be original is important too, you have to imagine how many hundreds of messages girls on Tinder get everyday, they might not even click yours if it doesn't stand out

how come tiny boobs like that are still good enough to illicit sexual feelings from me as well as roast beef vagina but when i got a tiny dick girls are dry as hell

>not saving every successful tinder pickup (phonenumber + sexual banter) in a folder so you can build a database on the most effective strategies to get laid with the least effort

user...

There's a site that generates jokes/starting lines based on every girls name, search for that it has worked for me before

other peoples or your own?

If you're not a Chad, Tinder is a waste of time.

If you are a Chad, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEE

Ok I'll find out the best texting method and stick to it, wish me luck anons!

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I may be a chadlite but I'm a kissless virgin so fuck you I'm staying on this board

my own

hundreds of matches, like 300? but only 30 phone numbers

10% conversion rate sounds about right to me, ive got shitty pictures, i dont say much, and the girls i get are 100% down to fuck dont even need a date just pick them up and root

sounds fun, what about herpes?

>chadlite

No such thing. You're either a Chad or you're not.

avoided thus far but i do freak out after every root like "omg i bet i have an std" but ive been lucky

only std i got was from a chick i met at uni lel