30+ Thread

>29 yo boomer reporting
>tfw 30 in less than a month
How's life?

>Living on your lonesome
youtube.com/watch?v=K8zOlpPUDCg

Joining the 30 club on Sunday. Live with my parents, have nothing of value. A shit 2-11pm job. No hope. Nothing to live for.

Tell me about your dad. Please.

my father would drink. he would womanize. he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.

Just turned 33. Haven't had a job in over 10 years. I dont want a job but the pressure is so high I feel like killing myself. Today is my birthday.

>Joining the 30 club on Sunday
>Today is my birthday.
Happy Birthday dudes.

Thanks it legit means something. Your the only happy birthday wished to me today. Hope that isnt pressure for other anons to do the same. One user doing that is the same as all. But noone else has.

Also I LOVE the butts of girls between 18 and 29 years old more than anything else.
Sometimes i think about paying one of those butts to sit on my face until I die. But I dont wany to implicate some innocent butt in my death.

I hope someone was just hijacking your post.

Well that makes me feel shame. I am at the point I understand I don't deserve to live. I just want to die in a way that would feel nice.

Suffocating under an ass?

I may be still be same as you guys, but you still disgust me? Why? You just want to kill yourself, again being easy on people that were more fortunate on you.
I live for one thing and one thing only, to find a perfect moment to kill some bastard who was born lucky and get away with it. Call me edgy or whatever but i swear to god i am going to do it sometime.

Horrible. I'll try to get my shit together this next year or I'll have to kill myself

32 now, was it worth it to live so long?

No, definitely no, I feel like a time traveller who just jumped a decade.
And I don't like the world we are living now, I don't like how society has developed, and the direction of pretty much everything.
I didn't subscribe for this shit.

If I had the chance to travel several centuries into the future, would I take it?
Hell no

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Me too! I'm also 29!

I got 300 quid in my pocket, no job, no real friends, and a constant headache.

>20- zoomers think I'm a boomer
>30+ boomers think I'm a zoomer
Truly, this is the lost meme generation.

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You were 22/23 in 2014, how'd you waste your final years elder zoomer? I was past the point of no return in 2014.

Has anybody paid a hooker just to talk?

I'm 33 and spend everyday on Jow Forums and discord.
I live with mine and he believes in being cool
Happy birthday user

There is no point to living this long

As a 25-7 yo, I think you may have a tiny glimmer of hope if you pursue something.

>tfw my OwO and UwU game is still strong

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discord is for teenagers brah

I don't think they're really useful expressions for a 30yo dude. OR even a 30yo chick.

Because when it works out, they move in together and they're just a regular couple
When it doesn't, the person always brings up how being "long distance" was a bad idea. it creates a natural bias towards thinking LDRs never work

Just started a new job, recently started taking antidepressants (so I'm not bouncy and outgoing) and struggling to give much of a damn about getting to know my new coworkers. I got close to my old co-workers and would like a good relationship with these ones too, but it's as if my brain refuses to engage the past 10 years of tips and tricks I'd learnt regarding how to socialise and be fun. I'm more qualified than the rest of my team and eager to progress in am upwards direction, however I feel that antidepressants have turned me into a
>that quite guy who sat alone at lunch and never spoke to anyone

That said, this ghetto black girl always invites me on a smoke break which is kind of her.

31 year old wizard.

Took a week off from work. I'm vacationing witj my parents. Not bad.

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>day going swell
>recently got contacts and need to refill
>call place to get them to send my prescription over email
>they refuse
>I have to drive 30 mins to pick it up because they want to upsell
>makes me really angry for over an hour

I need some better forms of stress relief.

I know this is 30+ thread but I usually post in 25+ thread. Just got ghosted by someone I've been talking to for over a year. Haven't been able to find a job in my field, and basically have been a NEET shut in for the past month or so. I don't really find much enjoyment in anything anymore either. Last couple job interviews have been awful, and the job is always at least 1hour away driving. Don't really have friends anymore, as they've gone their separate paths/their own cliques.

Happy birthday user, hope you have a good one.

>Elder zoomer
I can't relate to zoomers. I'm in the same boat as

based
>normalfag with le meme depression
kys its the only way
don't do that
>There is no point to living this long
totally agree. do you ever envy those that were brave enough to kill themselves before the big 3-0?
>I feel like a time traveller who just jumped a decade.
same. I always thought it was a meme when old people said they still feel young, but it's so true, your body gives out way before your brain. however society changes so rapidly you can easily feel left behind and feel like time has flown by, especially if you had a wasted youth of Jow Forums/anime/vidya/internet for the past 10 years

>I know this is 30+ thread but
post discarded. any problems you have in life are your own because you lack basic understanding of the most primal social cues e.g. not being 30+ and posting in a 30+ thread

>Split regular threads up
>Expect this thread to be even more lively.

Where did I say it has to be lively? Once again proving that any problems in your life are your own because ONCE MORE you fail with the most basic primal level skills, this time failing to read a post and deciding to strawman an argument to fight against. If I were you I would man up and kill myself because if you're this fucked and haven't hit 30 yet then you've got a lot of misery and pain coming your way, especially as you can't even pass off your failures as the result of autism or similar

Why did they ghost you? My best friend from HS did this to me but i assumed it was because he confessed to me and i turned him down. i wish i knew how life was for him now though, i only wish him happiness.

I hear suicide is pretty soothing.

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They said they were sick of the internet in general and wanted to "break monotomy". I don't know if they'll come back but ultimately it was probably the closest thing I've ever had in my life to a relationship. I hope they stay safe and are happy in whatever they do.

>Just turned 33. Haven't had a job in over 10 years.
>haven't had a job in over 10 years
BRO
I thought i was the only one
I hope you figure it out my dude

I'm already over it. also what a dumb response

Approximately right on par with your shitty blogpost, be thankful someone gave a You about it.

What else are these threads for? there's like 20 people and most posts are the OP who has a stick up his ass about anyone who isn't as miserable of a fag as he is.

>I can't relate to zoomers.
That's not the point. The point is you were part of the era with more opportunities for finding other people and you fucked up.

>Other era
Sure I've spent the majority of my life online, but so have most 30s~ that browse Jow Forums or similar boards. No need to be bitter cunt at other people who share the same circumstances like said.

pretty weird. I'm still living with my mom but I have a job. I have saved some money and I have a great investment opportunity at the end of the month. Plus I am part of a startup. I'm part of the 'directory' even though I do nothing in it. It's doing pretty well. I'm finishing my degree after many years and I have some friends. It's not too bad I think. I lack a purpose though. 31 btw.

>Turned 26 a few months ago
>tfw 2012 feels like not that long ago to me
>tfw it feels like the age of 30 is racing towards me

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It's like you don't understand or don't want to understand what we're saying.

What was your favourite year in gaming?

What was your favourite year over all?

Lets have a nostalgia session.

I still skateboard. Not at parks or anything cause kids fucking suck ass.

Dr evil recognise

>What was your favourite year in gaming?
2004 if I have to pick a particular year.
>gta San Andreas
>fable
>need for speed underground 2
>kotor 2
>msg 3
>burnout 3
>far cry
>black hawk down (delta force spin off)
It was also the year I got never winter nights, Diablo 2, and the age of empires 2 expansion. I had been playing aoe2 for YEARS at this point, but only vanilla

>What was your favourite year over all?
Possibly 1999.

It was the year I got a gameboy colour; atomic purple, with a copy of yellow. I have memories of going to a cafe with my mum and my sister during the holidays to get a milkshake and read those magazines for kids, kzone I think it was called.

Goddamn, they really dont make games like they used to. The end of the 90s to the end of the 00s was a magic period. It seems like a flip was switched when 2010 came, and everything produced after jan 1, 2010 sucked immediately.

>It seems like a flip was switched when 2010 came, and everything produced after jan 1, 2010 sucked immediatel
you are not the first person to say this, nor is the sentiment unique. I am sure people think the same about the decade you love, and the generation before them and they decade the people who hate your decade love

32 yo neet shut in here youtube.com/watch?v=yuxss1kBQWw

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>your body gives out way before your brain.
You're in your fucking 30s dude, your body shouldn't be giving out any time soon unless you're morbidly obese.

>I always thought it was a meme when old people said they still feel young, but it's so true
100%

>however society changes so rapidly you can easily feel left behind
Besides the fact that I still don't have a cellphone, I don't think society has changed that quickly. It was really gradual from what I can see.

> especially if you had a wasted youth of Jow Forums/anime/vidya/internet for the past 10 years
Eh I did all that and I'm still feeling decent. I think the difference between me and depressed guys here is that I'm more productive in things that I enjoy. That's literally it, I'm easily more autistic than you fucks, but I don't understand this depressed defeatist attitude, I haven't felt that way since I was a teenager.

>society changes so rapidly you can easily feel left behind
I know it has changed without me, and I dont particularly care. I have no clue what garbage zoomers like, what are the trendy things at the moment, or what their lives revolve around, and I really dont care. It is a good feeling to not want to be caught up in that shit anymore. It can keep changing, and I will keep liking the things I like, and that is perfectly fine.