Finally get gf

>finally get gf
>start slapping her ass, kissing it, biting it, rubbing my cock between her thighs and shit
>get a whiff of her vagina
>smells like piss and day old fish
>dick becomes softer than two ply Scott toilet paper
>go back to sleep as she awkwardly asks me if something is wrong
>tell her it's almost time for work so I need a few more hours of rest
How the FUCK do these Chads and normies love licking this roast beef smelly abomination? Yeah, it may feel good to fuck but the smell is too much.

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Yeah it's a rough scent. I've never understood the people that can get off to smelling panties. It's literally just aged discharge, piss and shit stains. Women can be fucking nasty.

That said, if she washes properly before sex the odor is really light, almost pleasant. There's gotta be some prep beforehand if you're sticking your face in there.

Just be a man and tell her the truth in the nicest way you can, OR take showers with her before you go down on it.
Lucky bastard.

Maybe you should get a gf that washes her crotch once in a while

A "fishy" odour isn't normal. This is a sign that she has a bacterial infection. It's the second most common infection in women behind yeast infections. Things like douching, antibiotics, and non-breathable underwear can cause this shit.

Tell your bitch to wash her shit properly.

Do you think men actually enjoy going down on women? Why do you think they compare it to swimming all the time? It's not because she's wet. It's because you have to hold your breath when doing it and breathe through your mouth.

yea i have a gf and she smells about 50% of the time. you just have to jump her after a shower avoid cumming inside her and avoid her up to two days after her period. vaginas are nasty but if you pick the right time there is nothing better than having her slime all over your face like a filthy snail.

i also wonder if it is city pussy
city pussy is a pussy that is in pants all day with a tampon stuck up inside it. it never breaths and grows all kinds of horrible things in darkness. city goys dont know any better so they lap that shit up. on the other end of the menu we have ocean pussy. ocean pussy is a girl whos pussy breaths the fresh air and is cleansed on the beach by the sun and the blue salty pacific waters, her pussy is fresh and lit.

>having a gf

Why do you do this, like I get that actual normies are retarded cattle and they wake up three years later with a pregnant wife and are too stupid to put 2+2 together but how do you channers who fall for the relationshit or marriage memes explain yourselves

You know women are bullshit and will take away all your freedom and power but you do it anyway, how the fuck does it happen