How the fuck do I get a big tit titcow gf? Not even shitposting. HOW?

How the fuck do I get a big tit titcow gf? Not even shitposting. HOW?

To those who are so lucky: what's it like? pls share

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The same way you'd get any other gf, there's nothing specific

Be Chad. Have money. Be tall. Have a car and a house.

This. Unfortunately titcow girls have a higher market value because they are rare.
As a robot you probably cant afford to have such standards unless her face isn't pretty.

Find an ugly fat girl who has great tits. Or work super hard getting attractive with good body and lots of money for a pretty and not fat one. Its all about sacrifices.

I've shared a few stories before (pic related)

tl;dr it's amazing and I love huge titties in my face

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My first (and only) ex had huge tits. We went out for the duration of secondary school and broke up in the last year. She was a complete landwhale at age 12/13 but developed breasts, ass as well as getting slimmer but still being quite chubby

It's not about "market value" . That's virgin nonsense.

You just can't get one because you're creepy and shallow and uninteresting.

>uninteresting
Just like your whole post and your projection.

Market value is a real thing. Many men love big tits while not every woman has big tits, therefore big tit girls' market value increases. Basic supply and demand

So now you're objectifying women?

Whatever you say, incel.

prove the argument wrong

>implying our choice of partner isn't based on looks also

boy you must be retarded

My ex has big joocy tits and they were great for holding when we spooned in bed.

Also really sensitive, after I'd played with her a little I could suck/lick/tweak her nipples and make her cum. Also great to have in my face when she was riding me.

Have one or more of (no particular order)
>humor
>charm
>intelligence
>ambition
>physical strength
>money
>good looks
>fashion sense
Then show a healthy interest in interacting with women you find attractive
>what is it like
Like your fantasies x100

Greentext What was the most recent really good fuck with her was like. Include the foreplay too.

>Hurr durr objectifying women is wrong
>Calls others incels
Your white knight armor must be really shiny

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I ez dated 2 titcow gfs, first one I dated in high school had her tits grew from a DD cup to an I cup within the 2 years I dated her, that part was the only redeemable part about that relationship. I heard she got a breast reduction some time after I broke up with her, so I'm glad I got to experience her in her prime. The other girl had bigger tits as well but the problem about these girls is there's hardly any ass so their bodies always look disproportionate. Also annoying that people stare all the time which is why I opted out of the big tit girl life

She's heavily pregnant at the moment, there's no really good fucks right now since she's like a fucking whale with a huge belly

go on bumble and look for older broads. its nothing but thick/pawg milfs.

What about a lactating titcow? Where do you find that? Where your meals will be breast milk?